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These little stories make me remember an old clan fight I had with a Russian player on SD3.

Man this player was fast and tough. He took both Utopias and the garrisons. I built 2 Fortress as a clan buddy told me that there would be enough resources around...blah...dammed was I slow! And the player kept on telling me how 'weak' I am; and what a 'crappy player' I am all the time during my turns; and during all the weeks.

He broke through my garrison, heading to my town, and now I could see why he was so fast. He sacrificed all his troups in the fights except his 7 Black Dragons. His stats were unbelievable: 3 times higher then mine!

..Geez...so I took all my troops to my main and attacked him in MY OWN TOWN. Of course he had expert artillery and of course he destroyed MY CATAPULT, my Chaos Hydras, a tent, and all gnolls with a single Chain Lightning spell. He laughed about me; and kept on telling me what a 'slow idiot' I am; and I should 'be a Footman instead of a Baron'.

Well I waited, let him tell his story, went to the refrigerator to get a nice cool beer, and opened it slowly while my comp kept on *plinking* because of all the messages he made. So I sat down......

Expert Water.......Expert Teleport on my Mighty Gorgons gathered from two towns......They jumped over the wall like little light Dragonflies. The messages stopped immediately......A little cow-attack and 6 of 7 Blackies were gone.

1 Blackie left......just enough to make a little rest.....to give him the chance to make a little comment about how bad I play.....it took some seconds.....and...drop......

......Well that beer tasted so cool.....

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