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JesusOnWheels |
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Date Registered: |
April 11, 2006 |
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Tavern Dweller, I'm Jesus your pal, I got weed |
Personal Page of JesusOnWheels, last updated April 11, 2006 |
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Well most of you out there know my story, how I grew up, lived, got crucified and ressurected. So I will tell you why I have returned. You see it was I who dicovered the great invention of the wheel(Anyone who disagrees shall burn in the flaming pits of hell for all eternitey, and my dad can so much kick your dad's ass, with lightningbolts and stuff!!!)but western mongolian horse farmers bought the rights from me for some magic beans(How else do you think I ressurected he'h?!)to keep the horse industry alive, but now I'am back cuz' I'am owed some serius copyright cash.
At last my dear child you have to read this text like the bible...with huge imagination and a good sense of humor.
PS. I apoligize for any grammer errors, the education system wasen't that good back in the year 15am.(after me) |
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20 year old Male. Libra star sign. |
Location: |
The Holy Land Of Denmark |
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Savior, Local Nut, Parttime Fisherman |
Current Email: |
happyjesuz@hotmail.com |
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