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GracieMae
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posted November 12, 2003 06:18 AM |
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Lord Hart's blonde moments
Lord Hart was hard up....he'd spent all his money buying an air lute, so to raise a little gold, he decided to kidnap High Lord Faldeerah's only son and hold him to ransom.
He went to the Faldeerah residence and lay in wait for the boy. When he saw him come out to play, he grabbed him, blindfolded him and whispered 'You have been kidnapped. Don't worry, all will be well as long as you do exactly what I say'
He then wrote a note saying, 'I've kidnapped your son. Tomorrow morning, put 10,000 gold sovereigns in a backpack and leave it behind the hedge at the bottom of your garden. Signed, A blonde.'
Lord Hart then pinned the note to the boy's tabard and sent him home to show it to High Lord Faldeerah.
The next morning Lord Hart hurried to the Faldeerah estate and checked behind the hedge. To his delight a backpack was nestled in the grass. Harty baby looked in the bag and found 10,000 gold sovereigns with a note saying,
'How could you do this to a fellow blonde?'
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The moving finger writes and having writ, moves on.
Not all your piety nor wit shall lure it back to cancel half a line, nor all your tears wash out a word of it.
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Aculias
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posted November 12, 2003 09:17 AM |
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Interesting when woman fall for a video game male 
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BoogieMan
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posted November 12, 2003 06:17 PM |
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Are blonde jokes back in fashion? 
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Dingo
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posted November 13, 2003 05:40 AM |
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I guess I'm a little slow today because I don't get it.
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this_other_guy
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{0_o} heh...
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posted November 13, 2003 06:24 AM |
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Hey dingo, are you blonde? 
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Aculias
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posted November 13, 2003 10:49 AM |
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DOnt be silly this other guy.
You cant tell he is blonde lol.
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Lord_Woock
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posted November 13, 2003 12:33 PM |
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Undead can't have blond hair unless very little time passed since their first death.
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GracieMae
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posted November 13, 2003 12:41 PM |
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Well, I thought some of you may have your own tales of harebrained Hart
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The moving finger writes and having writ, moves on.
Not all your piety nor wit shall lure it back to cancel half a line, nor all your tears wash out a word of it.
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Aculias
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posted November 14, 2003 12:43 AM |
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Sorry but I dont think most us guys want to fantasize about Mr. Haart not Hart & his pretty boy looks .
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BoogieMan
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posted November 14, 2003 07:26 PM |
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For some guy input on this, you should try the bisexuals thread, Gracie lol.
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GracieMae
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posted November 14, 2003 07:40 PM |
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who is Mr Haart? I only know Bret Hart the wrestler *hehe*
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The moving finger writes and having writ, moves on.
Not all your piety nor wit shall lure it back to cancel half a line, nor all your tears wash out a word of it.
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