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GracieMae
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posted November 20, 2003 04:19 AM |
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Things mothers say
My mother called me on the phone (landline), this was the conversation...
Mum...'Hello, love. Where are you?'
Me....'I'm round the corner at my friend's house, where do you think?'
Mum...'Awww! You know what I mean!'
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The moving finger writes and having writ, moves on.
Not all your piety nor wit shall lure it back to cancel half a line, nor all your tears wash out a word of it.
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Dingo
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posted November 20, 2003 05:40 AM |
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Was that supposed to be funny?
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GracieMae
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posted November 20, 2003 09:15 AM |
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Yes Dingo, it was. Let me explain...
SHE had called Me, I had answered the phone, so I couldn't possibly be anywhere but my living room, yet she asked where I was. I'm sorry if it went over your head, I shall try to explain better next time.
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The moving finger writes and having writ, moves on.
Not all your piety nor wit shall lure it back to cancel half a line, nor all your tears wash out a word of it.
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terje_the_ma...
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posted November 20, 2003 10:28 AM |
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oh, I thought she called you on your cell phone or something...
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"Sometimes I think everyone's just pretending to be brave, and none of us really are. Maybe pretending to be brave is how you get brave, I don't know."
- Grenn, A Storm of Swords.
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RMS
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posted November 20, 2003 03:59 PM |
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My mom always calls me on my cell now...of course before I moved out I rarely ever talked to her on the phone.
Actually...I receive most of my calls here in my room.
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Lich_King
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posted November 20, 2003 04:08 PM |
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I have lots of cells...
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tigerangelz
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posted November 20, 2003 04:25 PM |
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My cell just sits in my purse, most of the time.
I think my mom has both my cell & my home number though.
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Sir_Stiven
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posted November 20, 2003 04:29 PM |
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Quote: I have lots of cells...
to bad those "lots" doesnt include any braincells
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Lich_King
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posted November 20, 2003 04:31 PM |
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yeah.. being undead is not an advantage... but hey it is better, then being one of the living creatures... like you for instance...
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Delfontes
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posted November 20, 2003 04:42 PM |
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Heck, my cordless can go to my neighbors house without a problem... not that I often bring it with me to answer incoming calls.
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Draco
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posted November 20, 2003 05:32 PM |
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heh i actually tried this out once, i kinda like that cell commercial where the guy sais "can you hear me now?"
i took my cordless i bought from my room in the basement when i was talking to my buddy who lives at the next street over and i walked over to his place while talking to him, and when he asked me over i simply knocked on his door.
good times.
its like a 5 minute walk to his place. good phone
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Khaelo
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posted November 20, 2003 06:00 PM |
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My brother and I took our middle-aged, overweight dog for a walk down to the river. My mom gave us the cellphone and told us that if the dog got tired, we should call her and she'd come take us home in the car (so he wouldn't have a heart attack or something). Fortunately, the dog is a trooper and managed to get all the exercise. As we were coming home, my brother and I decided to joke with our mom. We called her and informed her that we were at the corner half a block away and the dog was tired, would she come pick us up?
The sad part is that she agreed without hesitation.
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Sir_Stiven
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posted November 20, 2003 07:18 PM |
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to keep myself alittle on topic...
One thing that i laugh at every time i hear is when my mother (or most of my friends) are to order a pizza.
Because when they have called the pizza place the first thing all of them say is "Hi, i would like to order a pizza"... thats so stupid lol. They must have so fun picking up the calls, its like "no really? you want a pizza? hey i thought you called us because you wanted to get your car fixed"...
its just too stupid IMO lol
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Lord_Woock
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posted November 20, 2003 08:48 PM |
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Well, I would certainly reply with something along the lines of "pizza, pizza, pizza! everything everyone wants from me is a pizza! I wish someone would at least once ask me how I was doing, what's up, but noooo, all they have to say is that THEY WANT A FRIGGIN PIZZA!"
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GracieMae
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posted November 21, 2003 02:52 AM |
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My mother was a grand master at stating the obvious and coming out with things like the well-known 'If you fall and break your legs, don't come running to me!' Another day, I ran in out of a massive storm and stood dripping water all over the carpet and she says to me 'Awww! Did you get wet, love?'
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The moving finger writes and having writ, moves on.
Not all your piety nor wit shall lure it back to cancel half a line, nor all your tears wash out a word of it.
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GracieMae
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posted November 22, 2003 03:27 AM |
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From the looks of your avatar, you did it, went blind and carried on doing it
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The moving finger writes and having writ, moves on.
Not all your piety nor wit shall lure it back to cancel half a line, nor all your tears wash out a word of it.
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