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Dragon_Slayer
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posted January 18, 2004 08:35 AM |
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Dragon Slayer teleports infront of Mvass and boots him in the chest. Mvass goes flying into the chaos forts wall. Dragon Slayer then uses his diamond blade to cut Mvass into little pieces. He then summons 1000 crystal Dragons who all (one at a time) step all over the pieces of Mvass. Then suddeny a big mouth comes out of the ground and eats Mvass. Mvass is no more, everyone rejoices.(note the sarcasm)
OOC: Mvass see what happens when people make up junk, its not to fun is it? First of all nobody minds you summoning fire elementals but how the hell can you summon 1000 of them inside an underground fort. 1000 fire elementals is a hell of alot of elementals and summoning that many would drain your energy, leaving you helpless and unable to move. Also how the hell can you fit 1000 elementals in an underground fort, all in the same room??? Also you still make up powers like being able to teleport (which fire elementals cannot do) and a few pages back you made a ring of fire around me, which is acceptable, but then you say a giant hand comes out of the ground! How did you do this??? On top of all of this you often disregard things said in the OOC like the defences of the Chaos fort. My honest suggestion to you would be to kill your character and recreate a new one in the OOC (Not a super hero who can only be killed by getting some artifact from some place nobody knows but a normal character), then find a way back into the roleplay, or get banned.
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Vadskye91
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posted January 21, 2004 11:52 PM |
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OOC: Alright! Now let's get this thread back on track!
BIC: Hey! Order Party! Retreat to the fort and let's do the sacrifice! *Prepares the body for sacrifice*
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Lord_Woock
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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted January 22, 2004 09:03 AM |
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*Woock emerges from the shadows and says*
Yes, please do. He's a bit chewed up and kinda damp, so I doubt we'll get anything better than spam golems though.
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SapphireRavyn
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Famous Hero
Bird of Extreme Patience
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posted January 22, 2004 08:43 PM |
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It has been requested by the thread creator and a majority of the responders that Mvassilev be removed from the thread. I hereby ban you from this and the OOC thread and ask that you no longer post in either one. Failure to comply will lead to penalties. Thank you in advance for your cooperation. In the future try to take to heart the guildelines set forth by the thread creator for the RPG.
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RedSoxFan3
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Fan of Red Sox
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posted January 23, 2004 12:28 AM |
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Mvass: Hundreds of Fire Demons jump into the water evaporating all of it. The Fire Demons bring Mvass back to life. Mvass gets up and burns everything. 
Unfortunately this backfires (no pun intended) and he accidentally burns himself in the process along with every fire elementals and fire demon that ever existed... And any documentation that mentions fire. Fire no longer exists. Nothing is flammable. Nothing can ever burn again. It merely gets comfortably warm and nothing more. Food can now be cooked at slightly warmer than room-temperature. Even things that were once really hot, like lava and the sun, are now more like an average hot tub.
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Shadowcaster
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Supreme Hero
Shaded Scribe
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posted January 23, 2004 02:50 AM |
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Mvass jolted awake, pondering the meaning of his nightmare, and found himself in a heavily guarded cell. He tried to create a fireball to break out, but to no avail. His magic was of no use here.
Meanwhile, at the Chaos base
The next morning, the Chaos base was illuminated by the sunlight of the first morning of peace and quiet that it had experienced in a long time. Wolfman was inside with several of the labyrinth guards playing marbles, but since marble comes from the earth, he won every game. Shadowcaster was growing tired of losing his marbles, so he broke off from the game and decided to take a walk.
As the shadow mage enjoyed the first sunrise he was able to absorb in a while, he laughed at the irony he had just noticed. Sunrise was his favorite part of the day, yet it was when he was at his weakest. Sunrise had not brought anything good since the day that accursed new SPAM had been invented.
At that moment, a messenger from the Inferno arrived. The look on his face as he approached suggested that the news he bore was not at all pleasing.
"My lord, I am sure that you have been worried sick about your comrade, Mvass."
Shadowcaster tried to hold back the smile he wanted badly to let spread across his face and the laughter that would no doubt have followed at that ridiculous comment. For the sake of preserving the Inferno's alignment with Chaos, he kept a straight face as the messenger blabbered on, blatantly unaware of the events that had occurred over the preceding days.
"I am sorry to inform you that Mvass is now in custody at the Inferno and will be held in a high-security anti-magic cell until the death sentence laid upon his head is carried out."
Now Shadowcaster was interested. In as serious a tone as he could muster up, he interrupted.
"Death penalty?!? For what?"
The messenger pulled out a royal decree from the Inferno and read aloud.
"For repeated violations of the Law of Equal Mights and an utter disregard to the laws of engagement, the Infernal Town of Belghaast sentences the fire sorcerer, Mvass, to death by oceanizing."
He stopped reading, and put the decree away.
"We hope that this does not hamper the relations between your ranks and our own. But you understand, of course, that Equal Mights are not to be taken lightly."
"Yes," said the shadow mage in a solemn tone, "I understand. You've done what you must, and are justified in doing so. We will maintain our friendly relations with your people. Now go, deliver this message to your king."
Shadowcaster waited until the messenger had disappeared over the horizon before he began to celebrate. Not only was the Inferno far from hostile, it now owed Chaos an unspoken favor for taking one of their top officers into custody. He rushed inside to deliver the news to Wolfman.
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RedSoxFan3
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Fan of Red Sox
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posted January 23, 2004 06:33 PM |
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This post belongs in the regular thread. You'll be in the Chaos party. I'd like it if you could describe your abilities in some more detail.
EDIT: Well, apparently, Consis throught it might be a good idea to delete every single one of his posts in this thread, something I'm not too happy about. 
Here is Silver, the gnome's, story:
One day, with the advent of a truce between Chaos and Order, a small illusionist gnome named Silver wandered into the Chaos ranks. He appeared at the door and was located by Shadowcaster, who showed him through the maze to meet the others. The shadow mage even carried his books.
After a display of illusionary prowess, Silver is accepted into the Chaos ranks. However, no fighting is going on, and he simply serves as a host for a large tavern party to which both sides are invited. It is said that this gnome was vital in smoothing relations between the sides.
After a journey to his home, Silver returned to the tavern, where he was approached by Gorm, the archangel, on behalf of the shadow mage.
The truce was dissolving and new sides were forming, and Shadowcaster wished to team up with the gnome to spread confusion and deceit all around. Silver denied, and made his way into the Shroomerish Forest, where disaster struck. While resting in the forest, Silver is eaten by the tree under which he is napping, and his saga ended abruptly.
It can be said that Silver accomplished little, but he truly did not. The little gnome had made the shaky truce last longer than it should have, and the friendships born at his parties paved the way for the alliances that would soon form in the upcoming war against great evil.
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Shadowcaster
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Supreme Hero
Shaded Scribe
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posted January 26, 2004 03:51 AM |
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A while later, Shadowcaster strolled out the front of the Chaos fort dressed in only a black bathrobe. He rubbed his eyes and looked around, but did not look down and had not spotted the sleeping gnome when he walked by. He glanced around again and muttered, "Where's that paperboy?"
He turned and began to walk back toward the fort and tripped over the gnome that was snoozing on the Chaos lawn. Surprisingly, the impact of his foot to the gnome's head had not awakened him, and the creature appeared uninjured as well. The shadow mage looked the motionless body over, then kicked it lightly, failing again to wake him. Finally, Shadowcaster gave up and walked back to the door, closing the door behind him. The sound of the door closing jolted the little gnome awake, and he woke with a start and dashed toward the door, banging on it feverishly once he reached it. Shadowcaster soon answered.
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Shadowcaster
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Supreme Hero
Shaded Scribe
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posted January 26, 2004 08:32 AM |
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Struggling to hold the heavy tome, Shadowcaster perked up when he heard the word coffee mentioned in the gnome's description of the tome. The shadow mage sniffed cautiously at the tome, as if it would bite him should he offend its personal space, then licked it. Gagging and incessant spitting followed.
After recovering from his latest shock, Shadowcaster exclaimed, "This isn't coffee! Coffee does not taste like moldy dust, unless it's been left outside in the bog too long." The gnome stood silent, not comprehending the shadow mage's quirky humor. He had never lived in a swamp, Shadowcaster deduced while he began speaking again, shifting his attentions onto his arms that were slowly detaching themselves from his shoulders.
"I'm just gonna put this down," he said as he tossed the book with all his might, heaving it a whopping two feet. "Right there is fine, it'll be safe there." He turned back to the gnome. "Now, before we let you in, you'll need to know that Chaos does not easily take on new recruits. I'll need some kind of a demonst-" He stopped suddenly when he noticed the tome floating near his head. The gnome was holding it up with his magic.
"That's good enough for me," the shadow mage said with a smile. "Come, I'll take you to meet the guys, err, guy. Go ahead and bring that book along. I would carry it, but you seem to have it under control." Silver rolled his eyes. "Right this way." The two descended through the labyrinth to meet up with Wolfman.
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RedSoxFan3
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Fan of Red Sox
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posted January 26, 2004 10:29 PM |
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RSF: Flushes the toilet a few more times unexpectedly on Dragon Slayer and returns to the Altar of Sacrifice.
I tried to get Dragon Slayer out here for the ceremony. snickers But he was taking his time. So let's get started. Sacrfice this mage body, it's starting to smell.
Priest: He have already begun this process. In order to tap the power of the mage we have spent the last day tapping his energies. He is by no means unaneled. Now the final process is the burning. However, we need a diamond encased cooled lava. Unfortunately, the only place to find lava is within the Chaos territory.
Dragon Slayer: Comes out of the shower glaring at RSF. So is it done?
RSF: No we need to venture into Chaos territory and get some molten lava to encase around this huge diamond. The priests need some fire magic, to untap the mages power. He has been anointed so his body will be preserved long enough until we can sacrifice him.
Dragon Slayer: Sounds like fun.
RSF: Well get ready we don't have all day... Well maybe we have a few weeks, but still let's get going.
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Shadowcaster
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Shaded Scribe
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posted January 26, 2004 11:53 PM |
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Finally reaching the end of the Chaos maze, Shadowcaster and Silver walked into the planning room, where Wolfman was looking over some blueprints of the labyrinth. Without looking up from his work, Wolfman addressed Shadowcaster, "You may be wondering what I'm doing, and let me tell you that I have an idea that you're probably gonna like. This rest that we have gotten as of late has bored me, so I decided to do a little remodeling. I'm gonna move a couple of things around, like the labyrinth walls. You don't mind, do you?"
Shadowcaster minded. It had taken forever for him to memorize the old blueprints, and he didn't like the idea of memorizing a whole new floor plan. He changed the subject.
"There's no time for that, Wolfman. We have a new recruit, and he may prove useful in a pinch."
"Ah, so what's he do?" Wolfman asked without looking up.
Shadowcaster nodded toward the gnome, and Silver stepped forward and dropped the tome on a nearby table, which immediately collapsed under the weight. Wolfman jumped at the noise, and finally looked up, or in this case down, at the source of the noise. He glanced over at the tome and the fallen table, then raised up a stone pedestal to hold the heavy book.
"Interesting," Wolfman said, turning to the little gnome, "what else can you do?"
The gnome laughed, and motioned for the pair to follow him out of the room and up into the labyrinth. When they arrived, Silver motioned toward the maze walls and chanted a few words, then all of the walls disappeared.
"Why did you do that?" Shadowcaster and Wolfman shouted at the same time.
The gnome laughed again, and answered. "Try to get to the other side."
Confused, Shadowcaster began to walk toward the stairs to the second level, only to be stopped in mid-stride by the invisible, but completely real walls.
Wolfman laughed and said to the gnome while he helped his slightly dazed friend up, "I like you. You're in! Now, your first duty as a Chaos member is to bring our walls back. I don't want to end up like him."
EDIT: Deimos, too, has deleted some posts.
Deimos, the half-magog, half ice demon, entered the Chaos fort and immediately was enlisted in their ranks. He claimed alliance with the Inferno, but was never able to prove it. It is highly likely this magog is somehow related to Mvass, the Lord of Fire.
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Vadskye91
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Supreme Hero
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posted January 27, 2004 04:12 AM |
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OOC: Hi Diemos, you sure to get a lot done in your first post! But how did you manage to get through the laborinth?
BIC: *mutters a few unintelligible words* I've located the diamond. It's about 5 miles south of here, but there's an impassible wall that protects it from a direct approach. It would take about 3 days of hard walking/riding/however you move around. RSF, of course, is exempt. It'd take him a couple hours. And no cheating: no flying/teleporting/etc. to get over it.
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RedSoxFan3
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Fan of Red Sox
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posted January 27, 2004 06:35 AM |
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RSF: Or we could just use this diamond that the priest gave us. The nearest lava flow is behind the Chaos Fort. We just need to dip this thing in lava and it will have a good enough coat for the sacrifice.
Okay. Let's go. Oh Woock. You should start summoning a decent army of spam elementals. We might need a diversion.
Dragon_Slayer, Vadskye, and RSF set out for the lava flow near the Chaos Fort. Lord_Woock and Dingo stay back to hold up the fort.
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Lord_Woock
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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted January 27, 2004 11:19 AM |
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Okay, I'll get right to it. And do hurry up with the sacrifice, them elementals don't make particularly good fighters :/
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Yolk and God bless.
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Shadowcaster
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Supreme Hero
Shaded Scribe
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posted January 29, 2004 11:46 PM |
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Suddenly, Deimos realized that he could not teleport because that is not one of his powers that he outlined in his application to join the Chaos side and was therefore a non-existent ability. He remained in the fort. Shadowcaster and Wolfman, in seeing the magog's attempt to teleport, a feat in and of itself for a creature that otherwise belonged in an army with many others like himself, became curious at the source of this magog's power that he had so seamlessly demonstrated before. The pair looked at each other, then back at Deimos. Finally, Wolfman spoke up.
"Where do you get your powers, magog? Were you magically enhanced?"
"I've got it!" Shadowcaster piped in. "The joke's over, Romana, you can return to normal now." He had a look of supreme victory in unravelling this supposed practical joke. The magog stood still, confused due to the accusations that had just been thrown at him. Shadowcaster simply waited. Wolfman then pulled him aside.
"Shadowcaster, you know as well as I that Romana can only take the shape and not the powers of those she is mimicking. Deimos has already proven to have the genuine powers of a magog, and more. I'm afraid you're mistaken."
"So I am. Oh well."
The two walked back over to Deimos, and, after a nudge from Wolfman, Shadowcaster gave an embarrassed apology to the still confused magog. They then invited him into the Chaos ranks.
"Okay, you're in." Shadowcaster bellowed in a mockingly formal tone. "Henceforth, you shall be known as a comrade of Chaos."
Then, in a less formal tone he continued, "We would take you to meet our other member, but, if you've noticed the snoring, you've noticed that doing so would not be a good idea. I heard that gnomes have horrible morning breath."
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Dragon_Slayer
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Supreme Hero
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posted January 30, 2004 06:26 AM |
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DS:Yea you do that! Me and Vadskye will uhh, hold our position over here.
RSF: Ok ill be back soon.
RSF heads back to the order fort. Dragon Slayer waits till he has left sight then pulls out a pack of cards.
Vadskye: Shouldnt we be keeping watch?
DS: ....yes but wouldnt you rather be playing cards?
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Lord_Woock
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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted January 30, 2004 08:45 AM |
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*sits on his throne in the Order fort, spam elementals popping out of thin air around him*
Boooriiing... Do they have ANY idea how DULL these elementals are? It's not as if they're even good at fighting. Oooh, if only they could sacrifice a few more...
*starts shouting*
WANNAGIANTWANNAGIANTWANNAGIANT
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Yolk and God bless.
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RedSoxFan3
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Fan of Red Sox
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posted January 30, 2004 04:14 PM |
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RSF returns and only to find his partners playing cards in the middle of a field. He swats the cards out of their hands and kicks over the card pile.
Vadskye: It was his idea.
RSF shakes his head and wanders off into the forest. A few minutes later he comes back with several trees.
RSF: Come on help me build these damn things.
Dragon Slayer: How did you drag all those huge trees?
RSF: Oh I got some spam elementals to help me.
Dragon Slayer: What spam elementals?
RSF: The ones that came up to you while you were playing cards. They asked you if you needed them to do anything. You didn't notice them? Remember I said I was gonna go back and get some spam elementals in case of an emergency. And then I went back again to get another 2000. Those first ones arrived while I was gone.
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Deimos
Known Hero
LHW Paladin
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posted January 31, 2004 03:07 PM |
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Deimos looks out the window and shouts "The Order is coming! Defend your posts! Destroy them!" Deimos points at half the spam elementals and slows them down by cooling them. He points at the other half, and burns them minorly.
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Let's Have War=Best thread on HC.
By the way, my name is Deimos, not Diemos.
Some people don't have a life. Others spend it on HC- Lord Woock.
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RedSoxFan3
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Fan of Red Sox
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posted January 31, 2004 06:16 PM |
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RSF: See what happens when you are playing cards instead of being lookout?
A few spam elementals bind Deimos in place. It doesn't work for long, however, because the Demon freezes them. However it still gives enough time for Dragon_Slayer to come up and start hacking away at the magog. He gets a few hits in severely wounding Deimos before he can respond.
Meantime, Vadskye brought the rest of the spam elementals off into the woods to set up camp. RSF had also constructed a small balista and had aimed it directly at Deimos. Vadskye had cast a holming spell on the missile to ensure a direct hit.
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