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vesuvius
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posted January 05, 2004 09:27 AM |
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Funny Conversation between an American webmaster & Russian webmaster on ICQ
My webmaster is Perks3562 on ICQ -- just minding his own business when he get this message:
Hawk (12:14 AM) :
you have warez for my 50 dollers?
Hawk (12:18 AM) :
i have lots of money in paypal
perks3562 (12:54 AM) :
its bulk mailing stuff
Hawk (12:55 AM) :
i am russian and i still too honest to spam
perks3562 (12:55 AM) :
me too, which is why I stopped
Hawk (12:56 AM) :
you lie stinking american
perks3562 (12:56 AM) :
okay.........its much better here than russia im sure
Hawk (12:57 AM) :
i think not
perks3562 (12:57 AM) :
whats so great about russia
Hawk (12:57 AM) :
your george bush will have you all standing in bread lines soon
perks3562 (12:57 AM) :
arent there bread lines over there?
Hawk (12:58 AM) :
something must be great about russia since we do not have to spam like an american pig
perks3562 (12:58 AM) :
its still a dictatorship isnt it
perks3562 (12:58 AM) :
man, lots of russians spam, especially your underage girl sites
Hawk (12:58 AM) :
and our education system is obviously superior since you seem to know nothing of my country
Hawk (12:59 AM) :
you sit and eat your freedom fries and make lots of spam
Hawk (01:00 AM) :
maybe you will move to russia someday and know what it is like to live like a real man
perks3562 (01:01 AM) :
what makes you a real man living in russia?
Hawk (01:01 AM) :
everything about russia is superior
Hawk (01:01 AM) :
we both know this
Hawk (01:04 AM) :
last time americans were in a real war we had to finish the job for you
Hawk (01:04 AM) :
or do your american schools still not teach you the truth
Hawk (01:07 AM) :
you are quiet, maybe after you wipe away your tears we will continue this
perks3562 (01:07 AM) :
lol, yeah im very upset
perks3562 (01:08 AM) :
'you' real man, 'you' put me in my place
Hawk (01:08 AM) :
i can see this
Hawk (01:08 AM) :
poor fat weak american
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vesuvius
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posted January 05, 2004 09:28 AM |
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Just thought it was hillarious when he sent me the transcript ooh the hatred hehe 
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Dragon_Slayer
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toss toss toss
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posted January 05, 2004 09:44 AM |
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lol thats some funny stuff. Perks3562 should have stuck it to that guy!
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Aculias
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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted January 05, 2004 08:22 PM |
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oh my gosh & to say Russia had to clean all our messes up lol.
Oh Perk if only I was in your shoes. he would have no choice but to shut his face hehe.
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Shadowcaster
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posted January 05, 2004 08:33 PM |
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Quote:
Hawk (12:58 AM) :
and our education system is obviously superior since you seem to know nothing of my country
Hawk (12:59 AM) :
you sit and eat your freedom fries and make lots of spam
I enjoyed the irony in this part. 
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Khayman
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posted January 06, 2004 12:20 AM |
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Better Safe Than Sorry
Quote:
Hawk (12:57 AM) :
your george bush will have you all standing in bread lines soon
perks3562 (12:57 AM) :
arent there bread lines over there?
As a result of this thread, I have now converted all of my US Dollars to Russian Rubles. I have my 200,000 Rubles neatly stacked in my wheelbarrow so I can stand in line for 6 hours to purchase my three-week old loaf of stale bread. One can never be too prepared, you know...
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Dingo
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God of Dark SPAM
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posted January 06, 2004 01:37 AM |
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I've been to Russia and believe me America is much better.
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Celfious
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posted January 06, 2004 05:15 AM |
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I was in vladavostock. Screwdrivers come by the cans. And the beer tastes good warm. About 10% alcohol for the beers.
I really liked russia for other reasons too.
It looks run down. I'm one for macabrae, but I would only live there if I had millions, you know...
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Dingo
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God of Dark SPAM
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posted January 06, 2004 05:25 AM |
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Only thing I liked about Russia was the scenery and the shiscabobs(however you spell it).
The roads there are crazy, wreckless drivers everywhere.
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Celfious
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From earth
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posted January 06, 2004 06:06 AM |
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I detached myself from the lameass sailors and arm wrestled a russian (won, tho he mightve been nice :/ ) and his dad gave me shishkabobs (resturaunt owner/really cool guy we talked about music like jim morrisons).
Then I gave away my american currencies to russian girls. I gave away my watch. and.. the white hat.
The alcohol worked.
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Aculias
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posted January 07, 2004 11:12 AM |
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Yea Russians are unapreciated & like to put Ameicans down because they have thier fun taken away just to have a degree.
To think how much financially they lost during war world 2 the food everythang & ending communism,
Who helped with all those thangs when time was bad?
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Romana
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Thx :D
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posted January 07, 2004 12:03 PM |
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hamsi128
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tosser tavern owner
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posted January 07, 2004 12:16 PM |
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şişKEBAP is turkish... just i wanted to let you know
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Aculias
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posted January 08, 2004 09:15 AM |
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Alot of surprises comes from the wars.
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bjorn190
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posted January 08, 2004 09:49 AM |
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The funny thing is, posting this on the forum has the same motive, although done with more skill
Im sure there are vell behaved people as well as fools in both countries. I hope that they both find themselves closer to eachother in the future instead of further apart.
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Valeriy
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posted January 09, 2004 06:20 AM |
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Hey, I'm Russian and I'm proud 
Yes, that makes HC partially "Russian made" 
Funny conversation 
Since I've been there and now am over the border, I've seen three things.
1) Some people here think England won against nazi Germany! Russia had nothing to do with it, LOL!
2) Some people (worse than first group) think that people in Siberia, where I'm from, live in houses made of ice. And I've even been asked how do the water and loo pipes outside houses not freeze in the winter! Have them inside, duh!
3) Some people in Russia have absolutely no capability to understand that it can be difficult to live overseas, even if you give them the costs and revenues breakdown. They think it's heaven or something and everyone has everything. Zagranica.
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mvassilev
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posted January 13, 2004 10:22 PM |
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Quote:
Hey, I'm Russian and I'm proud
Yes, that makes HC partially "Russian made"
Funny conversation
Since I've been there and now am over the border, I've seen three things.
1) Some people here think England won against nazi Germany! Russia had nothing to do with it, LOL!
2) Some people (worse than first group) think that people in Siberia, where I'm from, live in houses made of ice. And I've even been asked how do the water and loo pipes outside houses not freeze in the winter! Have them inside, duh!
3) Some people in Russia have absolutely no capability to understand that it can be difficult to live overseas, even if you give them the costs and revenues breakdown. They think it's heaven or something and everyone has everything. Zagranica.
Correct. I am a Russian too.
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