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CarNeG
CarNeG


Hired Hero
posted May 01, 2006 04:23 PM

I wish I wrote this poem


"SUNDAY" by Anonymous

WHAT A DAY! THE SKY IS 10,000 BLUE BALLOONS!
EVERY BLADE OF GRASS IS OCCUPIED BY SOME ORGANISM!
THE TREES ARE SHOOTING BIRDS! TWO GIRLS HAVE
TULIPS AS RED AS THEIR HOT BLOOD! THE ONLY CLOUD;
I AM IN LOVE WITH THE CHINESE TAKE-OUT GIRL
ON HOUSTON STREET. SHE WON'T LET ME TAKE HER OUT. SHE SAYS

THAT'S NOT WHAT "TAKE-OUT" MEANS. I LOVE HER
CHICKENS. I LOVE HER BREASTS. I LOVE HER BACK. LOVE HER WINGS.
I LOVE HER THIGHS,
LOVE HER
NECK, THE ANGLE OF IT AS SHE PREPARES MY GIZZARDS
FOR THE FAT. I LOVE HER LIVERS, HER MOO

GOO GAI PAN: SHE MAKES
ME GO! SHE MAKES ME GO GA GA! SHE MAKES ME GO MOO
GOO GOO GA GA! IT'S THE RIGHT DAY FOR IT (I THINK
HER NAME IS LIN)! IT WILL
PROBABLY RAIN TOMORROW. I'M GROWING

HORNS. BAH (I THINK THE WORLD
IS TURNING. I'M FACING EAST).



If you are anonymous please come forward.



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Peacemaker
Peacemaker


Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
posted September 08, 2009 10:02 PM
Edited by Peacemaker at 23:06, 08 Sep 2009.

Please revive

Please revive.

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