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redhawk
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posted February 22, 2004 02:41 AM |
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I'm glad you said something first PH. cause I wasn't about to touch on that post.
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It's better to burn out, Than fade away !!!!!!!!
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Asmodean
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
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posted August 27, 2004 01:07 AM |
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I'd probably be the guy that pulls a guitar from nowhere and starts an impromptu sing song that we'd all enjoy for about 10 minutes.
Then I'd be the only one enjoying myself after that, and you'd all have these fixed smiles on you faces thinking 'shut up you goddamn show-off', and then eventually you'd all kind of wander into the kitchen to see what's happening out there and I'd finally get the hint and be embarrassed and then proceed to get really really drunk and probably the heat of the fireplace would put me to sleep after I've made a few totally inappropriate jokes.
Or maybe not. Who knows?
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To err is human, to arr is pirate.
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted August 27, 2004 06:05 AM |
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Then all of a sudden I find Asmo sitting right next to me 
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Dreaming of a Better World
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Consis
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Of Ruby
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posted August 27, 2004 07:07 AM |
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Edited By: Consis on 27 Aug 2004
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Tribal Counsel of the Elders
**Sits indian-style with crossed legs in front and calmly takes a few drags from the peace-pipe while constructing additions to my warchief headdress Looks around slowly and asks:**
" Is anyone interested in playing bort's HC drinking game"
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Roses Are Red And So Am I
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted August 27, 2004 07:18 AM |
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No one that I know can take swigs like I can 
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Dreaming of a Better World
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Asmodean
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
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posted August 27, 2004 09:32 AM |
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Wanna bet?
And I'm not playing it with MILK!
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To err is human, to arr is pirate.
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Peacemaker
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Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted August 27, 2004 06:36 PM |
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I'm ashamed to say that I could drink all three of you under the table in a row (consecutively) without blinking an eye and still carry on a lucid conversation thereafter for several hours. I prefer Sausa Gold, please. No salt, no lime.
(Consis, I'm shaking my finger at you. See my IM. )
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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Svarog
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Supreme Hero
statue-loving necrophiliac
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posted August 28, 2004 02:29 AM |
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Oh Peacemaker puhhh...lease! Americans dont last more than one glass of beer. After that they are down on the floor like ripe pears. 
On the other hand...
Half the posts I make here are when I'm in a "jolly" condition. 
Now, what was that game Consis wanted us to play?
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The meek shall inherit the earth, but NOT its mineral rights.
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TitaniumAlloy
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Professional
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posted August 28, 2004 10:48 AM |
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i would be thinkin what the hell am i doing here?
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doomfreak
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The Crispinator
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posted August 29, 2004 09:14 AM |
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I would be the person who comes 30 minutes late than leaves cause I don't like crowds....
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Holden means a great deal to Australia...
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Wolfman
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Supreme Hero
Insomniac
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posted August 29, 2004 05:03 PM |
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Apparently, I'd have to be the designated driver.
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted August 30, 2004 07:39 AM |
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WOLFMAN: This is clearly an all-nighter, or perhaps a weekend excursion. But please, join in anyway!!!
Svarog: You're on. Just let me know when you're here in the states next. Remember that scene in the first Indiana Jones movie (was it Raiders of the Lost Ark)? Well, my friends and I all went to see it together, and in that one scene when his old girlfriend is doing the shot contest with the guy acros the table in Nepal, they all started chanting my name right there in the theatre.
(Remember -- I'm not just the old run-of-the-mill European-American here. Watch out who you challenge. You might get more than you bargained for.)
Wear it like a badge, like they say.
P.S. Just ask Khayman. He's witnessed the first few minutes of this ability of mine first-hand.
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doomfreak
Famous Hero
The Crispinator
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posted August 30, 2004 09:04 AM |
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Quote:
Apparently, I'd have to be the designated driver.
Thats good cause I don't drive, even if I am sober...
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Holden means a great deal to Australia...
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Wolfman
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Insomniac
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posted August 30, 2004 01:50 PM |
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How 'bout a two and a half monther? I'm no stranger to a good party (have we not talked about that?)
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Svarog
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Supreme Hero
statue-loving necrophiliac
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posted August 30, 2004 09:19 PM |
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ha ha, peacemaker. now that you mentioned that scene, I do see your resemblence with that actress.
though i wonder what makes u such a tough girl. your vigourous training or Indian genes? wanna debate? j/k
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The meek shall inherit the earth, but NOT its mineral rights.
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Sir_Stiven
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Legendary Hero
banned
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posted August 31, 2004 02:44 AM |
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lol
tossers
soo much talking.
Bet when it comes down to it all of you would have passed out after having a couple of beers.
A friend of mine visited USA, he said he could outdrink 4-5 people np at all. So when we are discussing who can outdrink who you shouldnt do as PM and compare yourself with americans, you should compare yourselves with men instead
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted August 31, 2004 05:52 AM |
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Do I dare say that this man here, *refering to myself*, has the potential of out drinking at least half of ya. I may be young but I can hold my licquor w/the best of them, and I do mean the best of them! 
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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Sir_Stiven
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Legendary Hero
banned
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posted August 31, 2004 01:55 PM |
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havent your mom told you yet to stop pouring alcohol into your poor little chickens no matter how many you might outdrink?
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted August 31, 2004 05:57 PM |
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Okay, it is increasingly obvious to me that several people have been posting drunk in this thread lately. I am compelled to ask Wolf to investigate who smuggled booze into this party.
Once located I will request that (s)he be awarded a qp and given several shots of his or her favorite rot-gut.
Svarog, sorry I still haven't responded to your debate request yet. I have been extremely busy with no signs of it letting up.
As for why I am so tough, well I'm an old fart borne of sod-busters and Indians. I've been around the block a few times in practically every imaginable way. I've been to both heaven and hell and back several times, and have a volcano where my stomach used to be. I've been ganged up on multiple times by hordes of school kids, and chased by the KGB through the streets of Minsk and Leningrad when Russia was still the Soviet Union. I've been in several fistfights, had knives pulled on me in the streets of Denver more than once, been shot at twice (though never hit or wounded with any weapon other than a brick). I've heard the ghosts of the dead at Wounded Knee Creek, been a body guard for Russell Means and Glenn Morris. I've ushered people into this world and seen them out. I have the greatest bunch of people in the world for friends (even and especially those of you who have had to slip away). I've been in love and had my heart broken several times, but never broke a bone nor been seriously injured. All my parts still seem to work. I've found and married my true soul mate, and had a baby who is rapidly growing to be a much older, wiser soul than myself. I've made some of the worst mistakes a person can make, and tried to learn from them; and I've had some of the finset imaginable triumphs because I decided at critical moments not to give up and check out.
And just about all that happened before I became a lawyer for the government. Imagine that.
You can also probably imagine the shock the good-ol-boys underwent when coming up against me in the courtroom and finding out in the rudest imaginable awakening that I was not some little chickie-poo to be trifled with. That's probably been the best part of all of it. I grin just thinking about those days.
I guess you could synopsize my life thus: I've gone from the ***** seat (only during times when my own hog was broken down thank you) to the bench.
Har har matie! Thanks for asking. It's been a great life so far.
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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Svarog
Honorable
Supreme Hero
statue-loving necrophiliac
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posted September 01, 2004 02:42 AM |
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WOW! Who are you, misterious woman? Maker; Peacemaker?
Now that you mantioned it, I'd be definately interested to hear more about the KGB and body guarding episodes. Please!! I need ideas for my next action movie.
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