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RedSoxFan3
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posted April 15, 2004 02:17 AM |
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Once Upon A Time (ver. 87.437)
Everyone knows the rules to this game. Write a small paragraph to add to the story each post. You can post more if you want.
Some new rules, so it's less boring.
For every person you kill (a character dies in your post), you must replace that character with someone else.
If you revive a character you must kill off another character. (Introducing new characters does not apply.
RMS may not kill or revive off any characters until he revives the world's entire population assumed to have mysteriously died of the plague, 3 main characters assumed to have died from suicide, and 24 minor characters assumed to have died from over-inhalation of self-produced methane gas. When RMS revives these characters he is not required to kill anyone else
All members whose names end in MS may not make any reference to the color of sheep, except on Tuesday, Thursday, Monday and Friday. If such a reference does occur on Monday or Friday by the specified person, then it is assumed that the entire world's population has mysteriously died of the plague. If such a reference does occur on Tuesday by the specified person, then it is assumed that 3 main characters have committed suicide. If such a reference does occur on Thursday by the specified person, then it is assumed that 24 minor characters died from over-inhalation of self-produced methane gas. Once any member whose names ends in "MS" has made references to the color of sheep for each instance and accordingly revived the lost characters/world's population, then that member must name another member who frequently post in this thread. The named member is no longer able to kill or revive anyone until he/she completes the steps taken by RMS; all previous mentions of RMS are replaced with the named member. All previous mentions of MS in bold or in quotes are replaced with the named member in quotes or in bold without the first letter.
Once Upon a Time, there was a hero named Drake.
Note: Since RMS doesn't post in this thread much anymore, I will be giving these rules to another person who posts in this thread a lot.
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Vadskye91
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posted April 15, 2004 02:59 AM |
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Drake was poor and out of work. He decided to go hunt goblins to make ends meet, bringing with him his trusty broadsword and a basic shield.
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RedSoxFan3
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posted April 15, 2004 03:45 AM |
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and he died...
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2xtremetotake
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posted April 15, 2004 04:45 AM |
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And he stayed dead...
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Vadskye91
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posted April 15, 2004 04:49 AM |
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OOC: Uhh, RSF just broke to rules of the thread. Foos! Now I have to make a new guy!
BIC:
Now Drake's brother, Sparhawk, was angered by Drake's death. He took his own weapon of choice, a mace, and a small buckler. He too set out to destroy the goblins and to avenge his brother's death.
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2xtremetotake
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posted April 15, 2004 05:31 AM |
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But then he died.
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RedSoxFan3
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posted April 15, 2004 05:34 AM |
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And then there was a guy named Ralph, but he was dead to begin with.
OOC: I never said I couldn't make up a new character that was already dead.
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2xtremetotake
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posted April 15, 2004 05:40 AM |
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Then a big block of cheese came.
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RedSoxFan3
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posted April 15, 2004 05:44 AM |
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and the block of cheese died...
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2xtremetotake
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posted April 15, 2004 05:53 AM |
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And it rotted and stunk up the world
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mvassilev
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posted April 15, 2004 02:25 PM |
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Ralph went to the head necromancer.
Ralph: Master Thant, there is a big block of cheese stinking up the world.
Thant: I know.
Ralph: It is dead.
Thant: I know.
Ralph: Why won't I make it join our legions of undead?
Thant: You do that.
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Vadskye91
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posted April 15, 2004 03:43 PM |
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So Ralph went over to the block of cheese and asked it if it wanted to join the Undead Legion. It said yes.
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2Xtremetotake
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posted April 15, 2004 10:09 PM |
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but then the cheese realized it cant talk
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Vadskye91
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posted April 15, 2004 10:10 PM |
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When it realized that, it commited suicide. Ralph continued on his way and met a druid, who was watering his plants.
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mvassilev
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posted April 15, 2004 10:18 PM |
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Ralph took out his dagger.
Ralph: Druid... Become a Lich or die!
Druid(bored): Grow a tree.
Ralph: Shut up!
So the druid...
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Vadskye91
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posted April 15, 2004 10:23 PM |
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...Cast a Pacificy spell on Ralph, and Ralph realized that he had made a fool of himself.
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RMS
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posted April 16, 2004 04:30 PM |
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Unfortunately everyone died soon after. It was a pure human tragedy.
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Vadskye91
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posted April 16, 2004 04:31 PM |
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And then everybody was revived by an archangel. So there.
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RedSoxFan3
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posted May 29, 2004 09:25 PM |
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But the archangel died before he could revive anyone and then a guy named Bob came into the story to fullfill the game requirements. He was the most boring guy ever, so he exists but there is no point in writing about him, so he's as good as dead.
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Damacon_Ace
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posted August 16, 2004 01:26 AM |
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But he was Bob the Builder, and everyone came to him and said: "Can you fix it?"
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