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pandora
Honorable
Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted April 17, 2004 11:40 PM |
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What is Your Battlecry?
I'm not sure if this link has been posted here yet - If not it's something i think many of you will enjoy
click to find your battlecry
you get different results if you change capitalization and such - so play around
here's mine:
for pandora:
Stalking over the candy store, clutching buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Pandora! And she gives a mighty grunt:
"I'm going to torment you until the sun burns out!!"
for Pandora:
Stalking on the tundra, brandishing a bladed baseball bat, cometh Pandora! And she gives a spectacular cry:
"For the love of beatings, I swear that on this night, you shall dine in hell!"
and for PANDORA
Lo! Who is that, striding through the tundra! It is PANDORA, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! She cries ominously:
"I'm going to torment you until your anus and mouth reverse their functions!!"
have fun!
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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Athimus_Phaeni
Famous Hero
Final Fantasy Fan
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posted April 18, 2004 12:20 AM |
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Quote: Lo! Who is that, striding through the tundra! It is PANDORA, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! She cries ominously:
"I'm going to torment you until your anus and mouth reverse their functions!!"
Better dont mess with PANDORA. That's a way too harsh way to treat even the most merciless enemy.
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But I won't be
Burned by the reflection
Of the fire in your eyes
As you're starying at the sun
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Consis
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Of Ruby
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posted April 18, 2004 12:55 AM |
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Edited By: Consis on 17 Apr 2004
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My Battlecry
Striding along the fields, swinging gilded boxing gloves, cometh Consis! And he gives a mighty cry:
"I'm going to hack into your brain, and type rm - rf !!"
Edit: What the heck is that supposed to mean?
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Roses Are RedAnd So Am I
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redhawk
Known Hero
Gaurdian Supreme
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posted April 18, 2004 01:39 AM |
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My Battle cry-
Running along the plains,cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a thorned whip,cometh REDHAWK! and he gives a gutteral grunt:
"I'm going to hump you to the moon and back, and add another notch to my bedpost!"
Never thought I would be screaming that on the battle field, but then again it just might strike alot of fear in the minds of my enemies.LOL.
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It's better to burn out, Than fade away !!!!!!!!
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Vadskye91
Promising
Supreme Hero
Back again
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posted April 18, 2004 02:52 AM |
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Running through the wasteland, carrying a thorned whip, cometh Vadskye! And he gives a low scream:
"I'm going to hack into your brain, and type rm -rf !!"
Huh? And for my other:
Who is that, stalking out of the fields! It is Erion, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He howls homicidally:
"I'm going to brutalize you until you're pissing ****, and add a notch to my bedpost!!!"
Ouch! Why did it have to swear? And another:
Stalking along the mini-mall parking lot, clutching a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Sparhawk! And he gives a low grunt:
"Ares, God of War, be praised! I sow darkness and discord until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!!"
Scary! And another:
Hark! Who is that, striding over the mini-mall parking lot! It is VADSKYE, hands clutching a burning branch! He howls mightily:
"I'm seriously going to smack you with such zeal, you will not be able to see straight!!"
Now you can't take my parking spot! And another:
Who is that, stalking amidst the plains! It is VaDsKyE, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a spectacular grunt, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to beat you so painfully, you will wake up from the Matrix!"
Ooh vorpal. And another:
Rampaging out of the terrain, wielding a meaty axe, cometh ROFL! And he gives an ominous cry:
"I'm going to punch you into your own personal heck!!!"
I just tried that for a joke. And another:
Prowling through the mountains, carrying a bladed baseball bat, cometh Elenium! And he gives a low howl:
"I'm seriously going to pulverize you so hard, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!!!"
Cool...
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Knowledge is power...
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted April 18, 2004 03:32 AM |
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Whoa...this doesn't sound like any battlecry but here was mine....
Zang! Who is that, sprinting amidst the freeway! It is Gorman, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a mighty howl, his voice cometh:
"For the love of beatings, I tear into the enemy like the world's mightiest bad-arse!!!"
All I can say is that I'm surprised I didn't get ran over running across that freeway...
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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Marelt_Ekiran
Promising
Famous Hero
Watcher of All
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posted April 18, 2004 03:42 AM |
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Lo! Who is that, stalking amidst the hotel lobby! It is Marelt Ekiran, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! He bellows gutterally:
"I'm going to smash you until you deflate!!!"
Personally, I always thought that a battlecry consisted of a single, easy-to-say word of one or two syllables. My personal favorite in that category is the sound that the hydra of HoMM1 makes when attacking. It sounds a bit like "sahya".
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Perception is everything.
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Nebuka
Promising
Supreme Hero
Save me Jebus!
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posted April 18, 2004 03:44 AM |
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Crag Hack's in the signature.
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pandora
Honorable
Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted April 18, 2004 04:00 AM |
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oops...
sorry for not warning you in advance there may be a little light swearing
and to clarify a few battle cries i found an easy explanation for ya:
Quote: rm -rf is a Unix command. The rm stands for remove (which you can think of as delete). The -r stands for recursive, meaning it will delete the contents of folders and their subfolders. The f attribute stands for force; using this will automatically remove the file without prompting you with "Delete xxx? Y/n".
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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Vadskye91
Promising
Supreme Hero
Back again
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posted April 18, 2004 04:15 AM |
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Quote: Crag Hack's in the signature.
Huh?
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Knowledge is power...
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Consis
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Of Ruby
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posted April 18, 2004 04:26 AM |
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Owweeee
Quote: sorry for not warning you in advance there may be a little light swearing
and to clarify a few battle cries i found an easy explanation for ya:
Quote: rm -rf is a Unix command. The rm stands for remove (which you can think of as delete). The -r stands for recursive, meaning it will delete the contents of folders and their subfolders. The f attribute stands for force; using this will automatically remove the file without prompting you with "Delete xxx? Y/n".
Oh, now I get it....er...wha...ugh, my brain hurts. Can we get that in English please?
Consis no like big words. Me want nice things like cookie, alphabet soup, and sesame street show 3 times a day.
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Roses Are RedAnd So Am I
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pandora
Honorable
Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted April 18, 2004 04:32 AM |
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take 2
"I'm going to hack into your brain, and type rm - rf !!"
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"I'm going to hack into your brain, and make you forget everything you've ever known!!"
how's that?
or even simpler i popped in your name without capatilizing that C and i got :
Sprinting out of the icy wasteland, brandishing an oversized scalpel, cometh Consis! And he gives a bloodthirsty howl:
"I'm seriously going to contort you into a fine spicy powder, and trade you for a candy bar!!!"
candy is like cookies no? will that do?
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted April 18, 2004 04:35 AM |
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Oh great, Consis is a spammer now...
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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redhawk
Known Hero
Gaurdian Supreme
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posted April 18, 2004 05:34 AM |
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I kinda like mine, it does sound a little kinky though
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It's better to burn out, Than fade away !!!!!!!!
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angelito
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
proud father of a princess
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posted April 18, 2004 05:47 AM |
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Here is mine:
"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I burn with the holy fires of destruction!"
I think a could replace Mel Gibson in "Braveheart"
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2XtremeToTake
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted April 18, 2004 07:35 AM |
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for
2xtremetotake:
Prowling out of the tarmac, clutching a piece of chainlink fence, cometh 2xtremetotake! And he gives an ominous scream:
"Ares, God of War, be praised! I come like a storm and lay waste like a hurricane!!!"
for 2Xtremetotake
Sprinting across the desert, attacking with a thorned whip, cometh 2Xtremetotake! And he gives a mighty cry:
"For the love of carnage and discord, you are made of meat and I am very hungry!!"
for 2XtremeTotake
Lo! Who is that, sprinting through the freeway! It is 2XtremeTotake, hands clutching a mighty sword! He grunts homicidally:
"I'm going to clobber you until war is peace, and add a notch to my bedpost!!!"
For 2XtremeToTake
Rampaging across the wasteland, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a meaty axe, cometh 2XtremeToTake! And he gives a booming grunt:
"For the love of beatings, I tear into the enemy like a river of pure piranha!"
For 2xtremeToTake
Skulking along the tundra, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a burning branch, cometh 2xtremeToTake! And he gives a booming grunt:
"I'm going to hump you until time and space have no meaning, and throw you out the window!"
for 2xtremetoTake
Sprinting on the mountains, attacking with a piece of chainlink fence, cometh 2xtremetoTake! And he gives a mighty roar:
"I'm going to bruise you until your rump glows!!!"
for 2XtremetoTake
Zang! Who is that, sprinting across the mini-mall parking lot! It is 2XtremetoTake, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! He bellows gutterally:
"As sure as predators devour prey, I swear that on this night, you shall dine in hell!"
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted April 18, 2004 08:15 AM |
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lmao
...annoyingly close to actual events...
Lo! Who is that, sprinting through the desert! It is [explicity deleted], hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with an ominous roar, his voice cometh:
"I'm seriously going to punch you so hard, you will see ultraviolet!!"
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted April 18, 2004 09:10 AM |
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The overmind speaks to me. If im suposed to die, then i will die. But do you really think im suposed to die for no reason?
Suddenly my arm starts jerking my blade into the ignorant evil guys face.
The battle cry is within my soul.. and the action is from my freaking elbow.
Plz dont make me defend myself like this (i say for the most part)
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What are you up to
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regnus_khan
Responsible
Supreme Hero
[ Peacekeeper of Equilibris ]
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posted April 18, 2004 09:12 AM |
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Hey, this is noncence:
Striding along the wasteland, clutching a bladed baseball bat, cometh regnus_khan! And he gives a cruel scream:
"I'm going to **** you until the laws of physics are violated!!"
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted April 18, 2004 10:16 AM |
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lol, i like mine alot
Striding on the mini-mall parking lot, wielding a meaty axe, cometh Dragon Slayer! And he gives an ominous bellow:
"I'm seriously going to pound you like it's a new extreme sport!!"
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