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friendofgunnar
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posted August 29, 2006 07:44 PM |
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LMAO at this one:
When men say "I'm a novelist"
The really mean "I have 10 unpublished books"
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russ
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blah, blah, blah
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posted August 29, 2006 07:59 PM |
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And now we know that FoG is a novellist 
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DharcNemesis
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posted August 29, 2006 09:37 PM |
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Hello ladies, my name is TnT and I am a mature, good looking guy I also have a good fashion sense
oh Im soooo agreeing with Asmodean on that particualr statement, TNT screams "Im so gay" hehe
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kookastar
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posted August 29, 2006 09:44 PM |
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 What else would he put in his personal ad I wonder 
...I wish you had given me this tip years ago foggie, all those wasted years chacing novelests, and "independently wealthy's"
98% of "independently wealthy's" are guys living with their parents.. 
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LadyGem
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posted August 29, 2006 10:43 PM |
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I just noticed this thread...I've gotta hand it to you these are truly awesome - you were really on a roll 
"professional" woman = B****? Even as a member of the feminine persuasion that one is my favorite - a CV prerequisite for success?? And the "spiritual" man who went to church with grandma once had me literally LOL.
I am knocked out sometimes when I come across these ads, especially the number of them that say "I love long walks at the beach." About 95% say this when probably people spend about .0001% of their lives walking on the beach
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friendofgunnar
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posted August 29, 2006 10:48 PM |
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a long walk at the beach
That would make a great title for a novel. 
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kookastar
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posted August 29, 2006 11:27 PM |
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LOL
Has anyone here actually put an ad in the personals?
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Iris
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posted August 29, 2006 11:27 PM |
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98% of "independently wealthy's" are guys living with their parents..
Kookie, do you think that because you're married to a Cancer???
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Gom_Jabbar
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posted August 29, 2006 11:55 PM |
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Do you have anything against Cancers??? Cause if you do then just tell me, right. They are the absolute best I tell you. The best. Yeah, That's right.
Hehe!!!
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Iris
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posted August 29, 2006 11:57 PM |
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Gom, do you live with your mommy?
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Gom_Jabbar
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posted August 30, 2006 12:00 AM |
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Aaaaaaaa...... no!
*goddammit she got me*
But why do you ask?
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Iris
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posted August 30, 2006 12:01 AM |
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Hehehe, Cancer Bastard analysis, coming soon. 
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Gom_Jabbar
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posted August 30, 2006 12:04 AM |
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Haha... great! But I ain't no bastard my dear! Just so you know.
And yes ladies, cancers are the most loving and romantic males you'll ever be able to find.
No kidding!
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