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RonaldMcD
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posted April 01, 2005 12:59 PM |
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I must say that I find this thread offensive.
We at McDonald's cherish our cybergeeks and feel it's our duty to give them succour and nourishment however many hours they spend behind a monitor.
And in turn they give us their support in the form of their custom and loyalty.
This kind of attack on them could only come from someone with the morals of the Hamburglar!
And I for one say it should be stopped!
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pandora
Honorable
Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted April 01, 2005 05:10 PM |
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Pardon the spamterruption...but...
LMAO
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted June 09, 2005 09:02 PM |
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Please don't be too hard on Lord_Kook. I think he had a very rough week at The Guild of Pixel Artists. Rumor has it that the Guildmaster caught him and Daddy licking their monitors while working on their latest masterpiece, Cotton Candy Mink.
Come on, TUM, admit it. You dressed up as the cotton-candy mink.
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TheUltimateM...
Promising
Known Hero
Male Escort
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posted July 28, 2005 02:18 PM |
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I know what you're thinking, CyberGeeks! Remove all dirty thoughts right now!
Japanese develop 'female' android
By David Whitehouse
Science Editor, BBC News Website
Japanese scientists have unveiled the most human-looking robot yet devised - a "female" android called Repliee Q1.
She has flexible silicone for skin rather than hard plastic, and a number of sensors and motors to allow her to turn and react in a human-like manner.
She can flutter her eyelids and move her hands like a human. She even appears to breathe.
Professor Hiroshi Ishiguro of Osaka University says one day robots could fool us into believing they are human.
Repliee Q1 is not like any robot you will have seen before, at least outside of science-fiction movies.
She is designed to look human and although she can only sit at present, she has 31 actuators in her upper body, powered by a nearby air compressor, programmed to allow her to move like a human.
"We have found that people forget she is an android while interacting with her." Prof Hiroshi Ishiguro
"I have developed many robots before," Repliee Q1's designer, Professor Ishiguro, told the BBC News website, "but I soon realised the importance of its appearance. A human-like appearance gives a robot a strong feeling of presence."
Designed to look human
Before Repliee Q1, Professor Ishiguro developed Repliee R1 which had the appearance of a five-year-old Japanese girl.
Its head could move in nine directions and it could gesture with its arm. Four high-sensitivity tactile sensors were placed under the skin of its left arm that made the android react differently to differing pressures.
The follow-up has the appearance of a Japanese woman. To program her motion, a computer analysed the motions of a human and used them as a template for the way Repliee Q1 moves.
She can be designed to follow the movement of a human wearing motion sensors or to act independently.
"Repliee Q1 can interact with people. It can respond to people touching it. It's very satisfying, although we obviously have a long way to go yet."
Professor Ishiguro believes that it may prove possible to build an android that could pass for a human, if only for a brief period.
"An android could get away with it for a short time, 5-10 seconds. However, if we carefully select the situation, we could extend that, to perhaps 10 minutes," he said.
"More importantly, we have found that people forget she is an android while interacting with her. Consciously, it is easy to see that she is an android, but unconsciously, we react to the android as if she were a woman."
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 Here is my advice to you, CyberGeeks...Take a cold shower (or any shower for that matter), put on some clean clothes (that is, if you have any left), leave the house (the world will not end), and try interfacing with a real girl instead of relying on Professor Ishiguro to make all of your CyberFantasies come true! While you are at it, never forget The Ultimate Rule...
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Don't hate me because I am beautiful.
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted July 29, 2005 09:50 AM |
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I guess in some ways that android is TUM's perfect example of a cybersnow eh? 
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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lkru33
Promising
Famous Hero
3x NFL Pick'em Champ
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posted July 29, 2005 06:14 PM |
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I finally got to reading this thread and I cannot stop laughing!!! The first few pages had me laughing so hard that I had a headache all morning. This is really great stuff! 
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted July 30, 2005 01:54 AM |
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"Hot off the presses"
This just in -- video footage of the droid here -- go to the wheel and start looking for the droid "article" -- (This won't last long since they change the reel every few hours)
http://www.comcast.net/explore.html
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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TheUltimateM...
Promising
Known Hero
Male Escort
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posted July 30, 2005 08:12 AM |
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The choice is yours, horny CyberGeeks
You can have your Repliee Q1 femmebot OR you can follow the advice of TUM and get your hands on one (or two..or three) of these...
Think about it long and hard, but just remember...
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Don't hate me because I am beautiful.
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Consis
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Of Ruby
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posted July 30, 2005 06:02 PM |
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Edited By: Consis on 31 Jul 2005
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Hell Yeah
Let me say this as clearly as possible:
TheUltimateMale is the king of all that is Tavern. Who ever disagrees with me shall hence forth be absolutely wrong. All that Sir_Stiven nonsense was small and insignificant compared to the talent, skill, wit, and charm of TheUltimateMale. He makes the Tavern a great place to visit. Dare I say . . . he is the KING!
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Roses Are Red And So Am I
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Valeriy
Mage of the Land
Naughty, Naughty Valeriy
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posted July 31, 2005 01:18 AM |
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Yes, I second that Consis, our online support group, Heroes Compulsives, needs dedicated individuals like TheUltimateMale, as those who are in the same boat cannot really help each other!
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You can wait for others to do it, but if they don't know how, you'll wait forever.
Be an example of what you want to see on HC and in the world.
http://www.heroesofmightandmagic.com
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2XtremeToTake
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted July 31, 2005 08:02 AM |
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so TUM, wheres my report card?
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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Valeriy
Mage of the Land
Naughty, Naughty Valeriy
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posted July 31, 2005 11:54 AM |
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TUM, you should know that your influence on some fans is becoming rather dangerous. For instance, today one your fans terrorised me on MSN, threatening to kill my wife and children if I don't reveal your true identity to him. Luckily he cannot do that, because his threat is too dellusional to undertake - I don't have any wife and children. Clearly, your charms are too extreme to take for some people. Their admiration of you becomes too extreme to fake...
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You can wait for others to do it, but if they don't know how, you'll wait forever.
Be an example of what you want to see on HC and in the world.
http://www.heroesofmightandmagic.com
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Consis
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Of Ruby
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posted July 31, 2005 09:48 PM |
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Hehehe . . .
 LoL
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Roses Are RedAnd So Am I
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Lich
Adventuring Hero
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posted August 02, 2005 02:13 PM |
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LoL
That smiley... is... just... terrorific 
I can't stop... watching.. it... my ... I'm meeeelting......
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pandora
Honorable
Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted August 02, 2005 08:26 PM |
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Replique Q1 femmebot is an option I guess, but can she tie a knot in a cherry stem with her teeth? I think not...
I think TUM needs to provide some more solid guidelines for these guys on how to get out and get a lady
Step one should be that very first climb up the stairs from their parent's basements
Also, I have to side with Valera here... stop badgering us with demands to know who TUM is! Its not important to know who he is, he is TUM, the beautiful saviour of the cybergeek! Thats all you need to know!
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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TheUltimateM...
Promising
Known Hero
Male Escort
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posted August 20, 2005 04:23 PM |
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Thoughts on the Falling of the Volcanic Wastelands
In my never-so-humble opinion, the fall of these CyberGeek Breeding Grounds known as the Volcanic Wastelands could be summarized as...
One small step for CyberGeeks, one giant leap back to Reality.
Until we meet again, CyberSpammers, do yourselves a favor...Stop dreaming about how you are going to impress the cafeteria lady this year with the size of your post count, and start reading some of those books on your summer reading list.
By the way, please tell all of your CyberBabes that Moby Dick is not TUM's autobiography, regardless of what they think, and always remember...
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Don't hate me because I am beautiful.
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VaRuAs
Famous Hero
Only The Chosen Will Survive
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posted August 20, 2005 04:39 PM |
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Some babes you got there huh TUM.........
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Aculias: WHy did Minnie Mouse break up with Mickey?
Because he was F^%$^$g Goofey.
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TheUltimateM...
Promising
Known Hero
Male Escort
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posted August 20, 2005 05:12 PM |
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder...
Even if the above photo was true, here is how The Ultimate Male would handle the situation...
Click lights out
"Ladies, it's time for a triple-decker TUM sandwich...extra meat, hold the tomatoes."
Nice job on the photo edit, VaruaSaurus.
+1 Pimp Point for Creativity
Keep up the good work, and remember...
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Don't hate me because I am beautiful.
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Consis
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Of Ruby
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posted August 20, 2005 05:53 PM |
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Oh Damn!
Varuas that pic is so damn funny!  ROFLMAO!
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Roses Are RedAnd So Am I
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted August 21, 2005 07:46 AM |
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LMAO TUM has gone to the South (home of ugly girls).
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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