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barbarian
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posted July 14, 2004 10:44 AM |
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hmm do you have anything else on the menu RSF?
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
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toss toss toss
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posted July 14, 2004 02:09 PM |
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@ Barbarian: Hoohah! Be happy with the placenta stuff we have!
Yo RSF placenta tavern we got here! Too bad now our secret placenta words are no longer secret. So bugger now everyone? RSF ill be your placenta waitor! I think i'll serve myself some Carbonated & Sweetened Piss, greenish piss that is. DB!
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RedSoxFan3
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Fan of Red Sox
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posted July 14, 2004 10:59 PM |
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Barbarian:
What would you like "anything else" to be?
Dragon Slayer:
FB! It's so placenta around here.  Sure you can be the waitor, just don't take too much piss, it's not like we get it for free.
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Asmodean
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
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posted July 14, 2004 11:52 PM |
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Okay listen up placenta people.
RSF and I have decided that in order to make this place really placenta we need some customer participation.
Now.
You've all seen the placenta new words in post 1, and we're glad that everyone is placenta with them and we've had hardly spaghettis in the Tavern.
Heres what we need you to do.
We want each person to think of a common internet saying, you know, like Douchebag. Or a word that's used often, like friend/buddy, internet etc.
And we want you to come up with the Placenta version of that saying.
Then the other customers will either vote 'Supersize it' or 'Hoohah'.
The final say goes to RSF and I, unless one of us proposes the word.
In that case we'll have a cat-fight and y'all can stand round and watch and holler.
Everybody got that.
Toasty 
My throats all dry, RSF I need some more of your finest piss, DB.
So who's first?
Okay how's this: I think RL (real-life) should become 'Drag Outfit'.
Think about it 
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barbarian
Famous Hero
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posted July 15, 2004 03:36 AM |
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Quote:
Barbarian:
What would you like "anything else" to be?
i don't raelly care just not the 2 things you mentiond earlier  , i would just like some variaty on the menu more than just 1 type of food and drink.
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Asmodean
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
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posted July 15, 2004 03:40 AM |
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Well while you're there, Supersize it or Hoohah on 'Drag Outfit'?
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barbarian
Famous Hero
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posted July 15, 2004 03:49 AM |
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well ok i say supersize it (still i don't really sea the need for such a frais when will we use it ?).
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted July 15, 2004 07:53 AM |
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I gonna be placenta and douchebag when I step on a landmine and be left with hoohah legs.
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RedSoxFan3
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posted July 15, 2004 11:00 AM |
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Trogdor
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I gonna be placenta and douchebag when I step on a landmine and be left with hoohah legs.
Okay it's placenta to play around with the words, but I think people would like to see more than just random sentences using the words. This isn't Wastelands. Treat it like any other tavern. Don't forget that regular jokes are good too.
Asmodean:
Okay Asmo. Coming right up. Hey Dragon Slayer. Get Asmodean some gold piss with extra bubbles. What are you doing? Don't drink out of the piss fountain! No more free piss for you. You abused the privilage. We've got big non-toasties.  I wanna see you're ghetto booty right now!
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted July 15, 2004 01:01 PM |
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Ghetto Booty RSF but all this piss is so nice.
Here n00bmodean (You will never outgrow that name, even if you are a mod ) enjoy your golden piss!
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted July 15, 2004 05:11 PM |
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Mvass walks into the tavern.
Mvass: Waiter!
Dragon_Slayer: Fava Beans!
Mvass: Yeah, lima beans, whatever. Get me a cold beer and a hamburger.
Dragon_Slayer: Speghetti!
Mvass: No, hamburger!
Dragon_Slayer: Speghetti!
Mvass: No, hamburger!
Dragon_Slayer: SPEGHETTI!
Mvass: All right, stay cool. Speghetti and meatballs.
Dragon_Slayer: You are a speghetti, but the custumer is always right.
Dragon_Slayer disappears in the kitchens. A few minutes later he brings out a mound of meatballs.
Mvass: Where's the speghetti?
Dragon_Slayer: Inside, of course. We had to pile up all the meatballs for him not to escape.
Mvass: Huh?
Voice from the meatballs: Get me out of here! This isn't fair! This isn't funny!
Dragon_Slayer: See, pure speghetti.
Mvass: Why is there a person in there?
Dragon_Slayer handed him a placenta dictionary.
Mvass: This isn't placenta! Release him at once! Hoohah serving people to custumers!
Dragon_Slayer: You ordered...
Mvass: NOT EVERYONE KNOWS THIS LANGUAGE! THIS IS NOT PLACENTA! SHOW ME THE MANAGER!
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RedSoxFan3
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Fan of Red Sox
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posted July 15, 2004 08:43 PM |
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Hello Dragon Slayer. What seems to be the problem...
Oh, another one of THESE guys. Let me handle this...
If you can't handle the rules of speaking the language, then you can just leave cause you're a speghetti. We only accept non-speghettis in here.
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barbarian
Famous Hero
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posted July 15, 2004 09:28 PM |
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yeah like me i'm not a spahgeti i'm a hamburger and i like it , being a hamburger rulz i get to be tossed and grilled on a barbique it is so much fun, especaily the tossing the griling leaves marks.
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RedSoxFan3
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posted July 15, 2004 09:51 PM |
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What are you talking about? I'm a hamburger? What do you mean?
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mvassilev
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Undefeatable Hero
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posted July 15, 2004 09:53 PM |
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Obviously he didn't read the dictionary. Anyway, manager, it isn't placenta to serve people as food, even if they are speghettis.
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Eccentric Opinion
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viking
Known Hero
Rock'n'Roll
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posted July 16, 2004 09:02 PM |
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Hey bartender, Id like a placenta drink, a beer would do fine.
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted July 17, 2004 10:53 AM |
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One Uber-Placenta Beer coming right up. It's nice to see that we are recruiting more and more placenta minions everyday. One thing that's not perfectly toasty is the lack of discussion between customers. Everyone seems to be keeping to themselves. It must be the language barrier.
Feel free to talk and joke amongst themselves, but remember we would also like a contribution of a new vocab word in order to become a top placenta minion. If the word is accept by your fellow minions it will then be put to a vote among the leaders of the placenta minions, myself and Asmodean. If we accept the new word you will be promoted to a placenta henchmen.
Here are the placenta ranks:
minion
henchman
missionary
umbelical cord (Asmo and I)
Yes we are the umbelical cord around here. If you are wondering umbelical cord means Alpha Male/Female.
Trust me being the umbelical cord is so placenta.
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted July 17, 2004 02:18 PM |
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Trogdor is even more placenta, you spaghetti. I'm gonna get some piss. I'll get naked.
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Daddy
Responsible
Supreme Hero
and why not.
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posted July 17, 2004 02:25 PM |
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Fava Beans,
Supersize it, this is indeed a placenta Tavern 
er, how did I order this thing again? ah - "moooooo"
so, Bugger now @ all? something placenta around?
Jelly
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted July 17, 2004 02:37 PM |
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Where's my glass of piss? If I don't get mine I'll go jelly.
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