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TheRealDeal
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posted September 13, 2004 10:57 PM |
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A Normal Day In HC
Diary of a day in HC:
This was a day just like any other day, i woke up and noticed Dingo glued to my bedroom window, smiling and drooling. When he noticed me he tried to get away, but the drool had glued him to my window, making it impossible to move, but i didn't care, this happend all the time. So i got dressed and went into the kitchen and noticed Pandora riding on Oldtimer, which was gauged with an apple, still nothing new. I took something to eat and went outside, since it was such a lovely day. I went over to the park so i could get some fresh air, and maybe talk to my friends. The first i noticed was Consis playing against PrivateHudson, in chess. They took turns moving, and every time they moved, they said "Watcha gonna do now, eh snow?" They were obviously half asleep, since none of them had lost anything, but i moved along, since this wasn't why i went to the park. I saw a bench and decided to sit down for a while, it was a very hot day. Suddenly i see dingo falling down from a tree. I think he passed out. I decided to move along, since i startet hearing moaning sounds from where Dingo well down. A walked a hundred meters when i suddenly saw Wook painting something on the side of a house, while he was giggling about something. Suddenly i saw IVY run up to wook screaming "WTF!? I'M GONNA KILL YOU"; Still nothing out of the usual.
I peeked inside IVY's house and noticed that Pandora and Oldtimer had switched houses, but the ride was still the same. Oldtimer is doing pretty well for a man his age. I noticed TUM harrasing a girl, TUM ended up getting "slapped" multiple times by a wet towel from a fat Swedish kid. After some time TUM started to cry, since he was so "lonely", but suddenly dingo started humping TUM's leg, suddenly the both fell into the lake, and they were gone! Now this was out of the ordinary! I walked back to see Consis's and PH's chess game. 5 Hours later they were at the same spots when they started, babbling something about Hitler and going "MY TOWER IS RUSSIA! IT WILL CRUSH YOU!!" When i started laughing, they called me dumb and sent me away. Kinda freaky. I started walking home since i was getting hungry again, when i noticed Stiven's home on fire, i hurried over to see what was happening, when Stiven suddenly stormed out with his Computer, when suddenly Stiven's mother cried for help inside the building, Stiven rushed inside again, comming out with 2 suitcases filled up with playboy magazines. I started walking away since it was kinda scaring me. I went home, grabbed something to eat, and took a nap. Later i woke up again and started playing Heroes, but not for long, it was simply to hot to play on my Computer. So i walked back to the park where i noticed that Consis and PH's chessgame was still the same, but Consis and PH wasn't there anymore. Pandora came, riding Oldtimer right passed me, it was getting quite freaky. A few minutes later i noticed that Consis and PH were snowfighting, screaming something about WW2, and WW3. When i said that WW3 hasn't been faught yet, they started running towards me screaming "BUT IN THEEEORRYYYY!!!!" I got away, but i ran into dingo, which had lipstick all over his body, and TUM wasn't in sight. I noticed that my wallot was missing, so i went over to the local police station, were i saw Stiven and his mother argueing. I couldnt hear what they are talking about, but when stiven suddenly dropped his pants i decided to leave, that was just to messed up. On my way home i noticed that IVY and Wook were spraypainting the road, screaming something about a guild. I was wondering were daddy was, but when i remembered he had started his own Mink Farm in texas, i just started laughing. TEXAS!!  .. When i finally came home, i went to bed.. Noticing Dingo on my window again.. Kinda freaky.. i suddenly fell asleep with a pen in my ha.....
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Lord_Woock
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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted September 13, 2004 11:05 PM |
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Spray paint sucks  MS Paint r0x0rz 
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Yolk and God bless.
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pandora
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Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted September 13, 2004 11:31 PM |
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Oi!
I dunno where on earth you got such nonsensical ideas from!
*smacks OT with a riding stick*
Giddyap!
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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Daddy
Responsible
Supreme Hero
and why not.
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posted September 14, 2004 12:11 AM |
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Edited By: Daddy on 13 Sep 2004
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this is RD not OT @ pan 
@ Woock: yep, MS Paint is waaay cooler
reg
Daddy
edit: ok, now i understand ur post, pan lol
I ust read it - quite nice, RD, but I would never go to texas... Hey this Mink.Farm-thingy is a nice idea...
Well, but I dont think, TUM would be slapped by a girl... 
reg
Daddy
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gorman
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Been around since before 2003
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posted September 14, 2004 03:25 AM |
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I think he's refering to the TUM got "slapped" by a girl. IF you know what I mean! *wink wink nudge nudge* lol
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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JohnD
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posted September 14, 2004 03:35 AM |
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Daddy
Responsible
Supreme Hero
and why not.
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posted September 14, 2004 01:28 PM |
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oh lol I think now I know
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TheRealDeal
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posted September 14, 2004 08:43 PM |
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Gorman, nice of you to actually get the slapped part, i actually thought of redoing it because maybe people would get it the wrong way
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gorman
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Been around since before 2003
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posted September 14, 2004 11:17 PM |
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The song "She Shook Me All Night Long" was playing while I was reading that post And I could only figure it like that as many ppl can state my mind's in the gutter
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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Dingo
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God of Dark SPAM
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posted September 15, 2004 12:56 AM |
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btw: It's IYY not IVY.
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The Above Post/Thread/Idea Is CopyRighted by, The Dingo Corp.
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TheRealDeal
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posted September 15, 2004 07:16 AM |
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BTW: It's Chimp not Dingo.
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Ruby
Promising
Known Hero
crazed swede
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posted September 16, 2004 07:48 PM |
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Ha.
ruby agrees
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TheRealDeal
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posted September 16, 2004 10:20 PM |
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Another Day will follow soon.
I'm gonna make a sequel soon, this time with even more drool and farting!
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FireSpirit
Famous Hero
with warm hands
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posted September 20, 2004 07:47 PM |
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Quote:
btw: It's IYY not IVY.
Spammer-Dingo strikes again!
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