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LordZXZX
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posted December 14, 2004 11:37 AM |
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Phone Virus
ATTENTION EVERYONE!!
The whole world will soon be affected by phone viruses. Normally viruses affect computers, but this virus will attack your cellphones. All cellphone wielders are to be cautious. This epidermic has already plagues Southeast Asia, and is starting to affect phones in Australia, Middle East, Africa. In a few days it will spread to Europe, and the America's.
Here are some symptoms on an affected phone.
- You start receiving msg's thanking you for DL'ing ringtones, games, picture msg's etc..., which you never had. Then at the end of the month, you suddenly find that you owe an exorbitant price on ringtones and stuff.
- You start receiving missed calls from strange numbers. It could be numbers like 01901901901 or 0123456789. They start calling you at the most unexpected times. Or you might receive calls from telemarketers, all with the same voice asking you to buy a de-horner, whatever that is. It could also be a song playing Cheeky Girls at the other end. It bugs you when you are sleeping, in the shower, attending a meeting, and it rings even if you turn off your phone. It goes on until you feel like throwing the phone against the wall.
- You find your recorded numbers reconfigured. At first, you find that your names have switched numbers. Later on, your friends' numbers are not just switched, but edited as well, so you see numbers that you don't recognize. Without treatment, all your recorded numbers, games, etc...will soon go blank and be deleted.
- Your phone will become a hazard. Whenever you put your phone to your ear, you feel as if wires suddenly plugged into your ear, so you hear a voice, or tone every second. Imagine having the Cheeky Song in your head every second.
- If worse comes to worse, your phone will suddenly melt in your hands, scalding them badly until they have to be amputated. Or, your phone may burst and explode, and the shrapnel may blind you.
So HC, beware. Make sure your mobile telephones are properly equipped with virus protection at all times.
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted December 14, 2004 01:20 PM |
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Good thing I'm in North West Asia.
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John says to live above hell.
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Trogdor
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Words in a custom title
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posted December 16, 2004 10:24 AM |
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This epidermic has already plagues Southeast Asia, and is starting to affect phones in Australia, Middle East, Africa. In a few days it will spread to Europe, and the America's.
GEEZ! Another centrelink scam. In a few years there will be calls where some idiot would play Simple Plan to annoy the hell out of the community.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted December 16, 2004 12:11 PM |
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I hate Simple Plan.
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John says to live above hell.
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Rhyanna
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posted December 17, 2004 03:25 AM |
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Skynet, anyone?
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I can resist anything but temptation
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