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Conan
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posted March 22, 2005 06:36 PM |
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Excuse me, my son aged 4 read this thread and then proceeded to buy excessive amounts of alcohol from the liquour store and drink them in a short amount of time. This behaviour, he stated, was because of this thread which is very irresponsible.
My child is now in hospital on life support, waiting to get his stomach pumped and a blood transfusion.
Are you happy now, mister? His blood alcohol level was 0.9
He must of had good parents. 
And I don't know where you live, but who in their right mind would sell some alchool to a 4 year old??
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Svarog
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posted March 23, 2005 02:10 AM |
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If that post's not a joke, then I think it pretty serious guys. Titanium alloy is pretty young (could be 14; the 4's just a typo), so it'd be his dad actually who sent that one from his account. In which case:
Mr. "TitaniumAlloys Dad", I'm sorry for what happened to him, but it isnt this threads fault. People normally talk about "drinking exploits"; heck people on the net talk about all kinds of stuff. You cant isolate your kid from the world, but instead talk openly about everything and help them form a proper attitude towards sensitive topics. Sooner or later, every kid faces the "outside world". I honestly hope he gets better soon.
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Dingo
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posted March 23, 2005 05:11 AM |
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Edited By: Dingo on 22 Mar 2005
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We will find out with time.
Well, Svarog I'm starting to believe your theory. That was TA's last post to date, and it does seem a bit different than usual posting style.
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Are you happy now, mister? His blood alcohol level was 0.9
Is this directed at me?
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted March 23, 2005 06:53 AM |
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No, my son is 4. He didn't have to pay the alcohol, he just licked the remainders of a spilt bottle.
He is a very small child.
No but seriously Svarog, you have totally missed the point.
But thats ok
Don't you think a 14 year old would be dead with a 0.9% blood alochol level?
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Dingo
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posted March 23, 2005 08:28 AM |
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I am drunk and I have one thing to say. Titaniuam alloy, you have got me confused!
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TheRealDeal
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posted March 23, 2005 12:30 PM |
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I've got an idea, the one who posts the funniest story, a real DRUNKEN story, gets to be guildmaster.
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*We all know the that Foobum is the class of all that is Cake.
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greek_god_su...
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posted March 23, 2005 04:08 PM |
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Itīs fun to be drunk.
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After all, marriage and murder are not too different - one ends your life and the other is a crime
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Svarog
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posted March 24, 2005 12:30 AM |
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No, my son is 4. He didn't have to pay the alcohol, he just licked the remainders of a spilt bottle.
He is a very small child.
No but seriously Svarog, you have totally missed the point.
But thats ok
Don't you think a 14 year old would be dead with a 0.9% blood alochol level?
I guess you havent heard bout our fellow from Bulgaria.
While I was worrying sick about you, you were happily giggling behind your screen, thinking oh how intelligently you screwed everybody here. Little brat! I've killed for less than that!
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted March 24, 2005 08:11 AM |
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I didn't know that you would take me seriously!
You're all a little uptight
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Dingo
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posted May 08, 2005 08:28 AM |
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Oh Ya Know.
About 1.5 months later, this thread is revived. Still following the rules of only being drunk when posting in this thread.
Well I'm a bit bummed out that I lost gipted out of 5 bucks. I bet someone that I could smoke this humongous cigar(I bet them 5 bucks). And BTW I am the Cigar Master, I have smoked some big ones in my day (which isn't that many days, I'm just a kid ya know.) Well I was smoking this big boy for over an hour, and I was getting towards the end. Then out of nowhere two police cars drove up and stopped, and the police men got out of there vehicles. I dropped and stomped my cigar out and they didn't see. Then they walked right past me. As soon as they were a good few feet past me, I turned around and got out of there. Lucky that I didn't get a smoking or drinking ticket but I would have won that 5 dollars.
If you have nowhere to go, and have the room. Pick up a hitchhiker they can help you out. That's how I got my alcohol for this night, A Hitchhiker. Lol.
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Svarog
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posted May 09, 2005 01:17 AM |
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Well I was smoking this big boy for over an hour, and I was getting towards the end.
If you're doing such things publicly, I guess you're not a kid anymore.
I mean really, what kind of cigar was that - ordinary or with some "colorful mushrooms" inside? Gotta be, otherwise whats the problem with the cops?
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terje_the_ma...
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posted May 09, 2005 01:28 AM |
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Guild of Drinking? Whouldn't that be the AA?
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"Sometimes I think everyone's just pretending to be brave, and none of us really are. Maybe pretending to be brave is how you get brave, I don't know."
- Grenn, A Storm of Swords.
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted May 09, 2005 12:06 PM |
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Svarog, I don't think you can smoke in America when you're 16.
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Shai-Hulud
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posted May 12, 2005 01:42 AM |
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mm... i haven't been drunk in a while, so i think I lost my trainment.. altoigh recently I went to Vama Veche, beach camping near Black Sea , and paradoxaly i drank wine only until I got dizzy...
(even though the combination wine plus ciggars got me to throw up.. )..
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TheRealDeal
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posted February 11, 2006 09:57 AM |
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I feel that this is a GREAT time for me to revive this thread..
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greek_god_su...
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posted February 14, 2006 04:18 PM |
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I know one guy who doesnīt have a vomitting reflexes anymore.. So he usually ends up in a stomach wash (<-- if that is the word?).. Sounds poor, anyway.
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