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TheRealDeal
Promising
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Foobum* of Justice!
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posted March 06, 2005 09:21 PM |
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RD's Show - Ask the Handyman!
Hi! My name is Chris, but you can call me RD! You've probably got some problems in your kitchen, and here is where you can ask me for help! Ask away!
Heres our first letter:
Dear RD.
I don't know how to clean the grease away from the bottom of my Glas-jar. Can you please help me?
Yours truly, Dingo.
Dear Dingo!
Hows it hanging? Heres what you do! Takes notes(or save this) Because this will surely help you. Take some vinegar, and put it into the jar, let it stay there for about 25 seconds, now swirl it around. Put some soap into it, and swirl it more, now clean it. The grease should now be gone!
From: RD
This is from our 2nd Problem-full Person!
Dear RD.
I can't lift my couch to clean the dust under it, what do i do?
Yours truly: Asmodean
Dear Asmodean!
Get a mate and have him help you!
From: RD!
Our 3rd person!
Dear RD.
Yesterday i spilled some wine on my Carpet, what do i do?
Yours truly: Pandora
Dear Pandora!
First of all, make sure you don't press something on it, thats what causes the stain. First of all put some water on it, and a LITTLE squirt of liquid soap, then gently press it a little down.. But just for 15 seconds, then get a old vacume cleaner and suck it all up, if that doesn't help, you've done it wrong.
From: RD
Dear RD.
I've got a huge problem, i had my boyfriend over yesterday and we stripped for eachother, but now there are stains everywhere which i can't get off, what do i do?
Yours truly: TheUltimateMale/NakedTimmyTwoEyes
Dear TUM!
You scare me, stop emailing me!
Sincerely, the scared RealDeal!
- This was enough for this time, just keep sending me the mail!
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*We all know the that Foobum is the class of all that is Cake.
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Silverblade
Known Hero
Notorious Homo Erectus
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posted March 06, 2005 11:36 PM |
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Lol  I 'll let you know if I need your useful advice!!
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Back for Oblivion
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Dingo
Responsible
Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
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posted March 06, 2005 11:37 PM |
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Dear RD,
I cleaned the grease off my Glass Jar! However, since the jar had vinegar and grease in it I put it on my sandwhich. I thought the soup would make my sandwhich clean, while the vinegar and grease would improve flavor. Well my tummy now hurts and whenever I go to the bathroom I see red . What should I do?
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TheRealDeal
Promising
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Foobum* of Justice!
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posted March 07, 2005 10:44 PM |
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Quote:
Dear RD,
I cleaned the grease off my Glass Jar! However, since the jar had vinegar and grease in it I put it on my sandwhich. I thought the soup would make my sandwhich clean, while the vinegar and grease would improve flavor. Well my tummy now hurts and whenever I go to the bathroom I see red. What should I do?
First of all, go to a Doctor, then you should learn how to read, and if i were you i'd learn it fast, when that is done, read my advice again!
Dear RD.
I've got some sexual problems, my wife doesn't love me anymore. I think she's cheating on me, is there a way i can catch her red handed?
Yours truly: Unknown.
Dear Conan & Leo L
Why don't you guys just admit what you have been up too? Those 4 weekends in aspen really put it all out there, and we all know what you are doing. But Conan you must live with the fact that Leo also wants to spend time with his wife, just because he's the lady in your relationship it doesn't have to be that way with him all the time. Give him some room and try to reheat it all again, if this doesn't work why don't you ask your wives for a 4-some?
From: RD.
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*We all know the that Foobum is the class of all that is Cake.
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pandora
Honorable
Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted March 07, 2005 11:30 PM |
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lol, RD, you must have gotten the names wrong with 'my' letter
First of all, i would never spill a drop of wine. That's alcohol abuse!
Secondly, I'm a bit of a freak with things like that - I have an aresenal of stain removers and other such cleaning supplies - plus, were I to actually do something like that and not be able to fix it immediately, I'd never have the composure to sit down and write a letter like that.
Also, your advice to Leo may have been off, you should probably suggest he stop fantasizing about TUM's butt. I'd say if he has relationship woes, it's probably caused by the TUM thing moreso than the Conan thing 
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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