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posted May 21, 2006 07:16 AM |
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haha, yea i got it
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted May 21, 2006 08:14 AM |
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A man dies and goes to Hell. The devil greets him
"Welcome to hell. There are three rooms, one of which you will be spending your time in. You may choose which room you wish to enter. Whichever you choose, the person in that room will switch with you. They'll go to heaven and you'll take over whatever they were doing until somebody switches with you. So go on, pick a room."
The devil leads him to the first room where someone is tied to a wall and is being whipped. He didn't want to be whipped, so they walk to the next room.
The second room has someone being burned by a torch.
The third has a man getting blown by a hot naked woman.
"I choose this room!" the man says, excited.
"Very well," the devil says.
He walks up to the woman and taps her on the shoulder.
"You can go now. I've found you're replacement."
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John says to live above hell.
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posted May 21, 2006 11:07 AM |
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Little Johnny was sitting one day on a dock. Along came a preacher and sat down beside him. Little Johnny had a mason jar full of what looked like water and he was turning it over and over, watching the bubbles float through it. The Preacher asked, "What are you doing with that water?" Little Johnny studied the contents of the jar for a moment, then explained, "Preacher, this here is turpentine. It's the strongest liquid in the world." The preacher replied, "Son, Holy water is the strongest liquid
in the world. Did you know if you rub a little Holy water on a pregnant woman's belly, she will pass a baby boy?" Little Johnny thought about this one for a minute, and then remarked, "Nope, this here turpentine is still the strongest because if you rub it on a cat's ass, it can pass a speeding car!"
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