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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Analogies
Thread: Analogies
lkru33
lkru33


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Famous Hero
3x NFL Pick'em Champ
posted March 14, 2005 07:27 PM

Analogies

Everyone of us hear analogies in different situations throughout our daily lives.  If you have a funny analogy, post it here for all of us to enjoy!!  

I will start:

"Losing is like fertilizer:  it stinks for a while, then you get used to it"
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Daddy
Daddy


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Supreme Hero
and why not.
posted March 14, 2005 07:41 PM

Computers are like air-conditioners: They stop to work properly if you open Windows

Nice thread!

reg
Daddy
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sirzapdos
sirzapdos


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Open the pod bay doors, Hal.
posted March 15, 2005 12:40 AM

Life is like a hot tub. The longer you stay, the more wrinkles you get.

Life is like a poker game. If you don't win, you lose.
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So I try to live a complicated world...

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Leo_Lion
Leo_Lion


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Supreme Hero
The 5th Element & 6th Sense!
posted March 15, 2005 12:51 AM

"LKru is like the village bicycle, everyone has gotten a ride!"

"Daddy's face is like a stinky butt with a face growing out of it!"

"Leo_Lion is like women in general, can't live with 'em...can't live without 'em"
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*Take care, Leo

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Svarog
Svarog


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Supreme Hero
statue-loving necrophiliac
posted March 15, 2005 01:00 AM

Sex is like bridge - you either need a good partner or a good hand.
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TheRealDeal
TheRealDeal


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Foobum* of Justice!
posted March 15, 2005 03:30 PM
Edited by pandora on 19 Dec 2005

Sex is like Doom3, singleplayer is good, but multiplayer is simply just better.

Macintosh is like bad sex, it just happens now and then but everyone never admits to have it in use.
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*We all know the that Foobum is the class of all that is Cake.

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