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2XtremeToTake
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posted March 27, 2005 11:28 PM |
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Your movie ideas
Everyone's wanted to be a director at some time. Heres your chance, if you could design a whole new movie, what would it be? Give any information, from the plot, the title, the actors, whatever.
Here are my two
Title: ?
Type: Comedy
Plot: After a quarrel with one of the Angels, God agrees to live on earth for one month, without the aid of his infinite wisdom or powers, he falls victim to conspiracy, being thrown in jail, robbery, and many other human faults. Meanwhile, while in jail, he is unable to return to heaven. Without a god, earth begins to suffer even more, can god return to heaven in time to save the earth?
Title: ?
Type: Comedy
Actors: Larry the Cable Guy, 50 Cent, Elijah Wood
Plot: A redneck from the backwoods of Texas, a thug from the streets of New york, and a elite computer hacker from somewhere are all mysteriously transported into the future, which is being run by alien/machine hybrids. It is up to the three to save the planet...if they dont kill each other
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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Leo_Lion
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Supreme Hero
The 5th Element & 6th Sense!
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posted March 28, 2005 10:11 PM |
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Title: Best Ball
Type: Comedy
Starring: Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn, Luke Wilson, Ben Stiller, & Rob Schneider.
Plot: Following movies like Dodge ball or Old School, this movie would be based on a group of 4 buddies who unite to play in a "Best-ball Golf Tournament" to save their favourite & right-in-their-backyard golf course. Chester, the owner of the old & run-down golf course, appropriately named Silent Meadows, has been offered 10 million dollars, by an evil corporate CEO named Stromwell Jones, to sell his property so that a massive Low-Income Housing Project & Parking Complex can be built to enrich the CEO's company & stockholders.
These 4 buddies own houses right next to the course and have been playing there on almost a daily basis since they were young. They also often follow up their rounds of golf with a few beers and some conversation at the clubhouse. So, they not only know Chester & his wife, Franny, but they also consider them to be family.
When Franny is diagnosed with cancer, Chester takes out a loan from Jones to help pay for the treatments, but when he is unable to keep up with the super-high interest rates & with the cost of running a lacklustre golf course, he considers selling it all to the CEO. The 4 buddies try to hold fund-raisers, but are simply able to come up with enough cash to payoff the loan's interest, which is no where near the total amount needed.
So, with only 1 month left before their lives fall apart, the buddies try to resolve this thing once & for all with one last desperate attempt...they challenge Jones to a round of Best-Ball golf. After singing a complex contract, the terms of the wager are that if the buddies win, the Tycoon's company will not only give Chester the 10 million dollars, but it will also pay off the buddies' mortgages and never bother them again. However, if the buddies lose, their houses along with the golf course belong to Jones. Chester would not receive a single penny and would still have to pay off the loan...forcing him to pull his wife out of the cancer treatments, which would certainly mean her death. 
The 4 amigos are nervous, but are feeling good about their chances because they have played on this course their whole lives and know every single inch of it. In addition, Jones' team consists of himself, his bumbling idiot of an assistant (Rob Schneider), and two of his feeble lawyers. So, as the CEO and his corporate team show up to play on the Silent Meadows course, everyone heads over to the driving range.
As everyone starts hitting balls, the buddies are amazed to see that Jones' assistant & 2 lawyers are horrible players! At this point they are sure of victory!  But in a maniacal deed, the CEO orders his assistant to retrieve one of his blundered shots 20 feet ahead of him and then proceeds to send a ball flying into his head. As the assistant is obviously unable to play, the buddies conclude that the CEO will have to forfeit.
But, in a prepared scheme that oozes evil, the CEO has his lawyers read a subsection of the contract that states:
"If any player from the CEO team is injured, under any circumstances, they can be immediately replaced by a golfer of Jones' choosing."
And when the players ask who Jones will choose to replace the assistant, he replies by pointing to a helicopter that flies over head and lands in the parking lot. With a look of disbelief & grief, the buddies & Chester are horrified to see none other than Tiger Woods step out.
After some loud protests by the buddies and some wrangling by the CEO's legal duo, the wager is declared valid and in effect. So, the show must go on!
Throughout the first 17 holes, Jones keeps yelling at his partners and often berates Tiger whenever he doesn't do "something magical". Throughout this whole process, the CEO employs dirty tricks to sabotage the buddies' efforts and keeps raising the stakes of the competition. As for the buddies, they keep finding ways of getting the job done and eventually claw their way back into contention.
After some difficult battles and emotionally straining moments, from one hole to the next, the 2 groups get to the par 3 18th hole tied. With their nerves in check, they each proceed to take their tee-shots and both teams end up in the same spot, 9 feet away from the pin. In succession, one player from each team tries to sink the long putt...
Lawyer #1 misses by a few feet, then Buddy #1 (Ben Stiller) misses too.
Lawyer #2 misses by half a foot and Buddy #2 (Will Ferrell) misses, as well.
Stromwell misses by an inch and the sidekick, Buddy #3 (Vince Vaughn), follows up by running the ball along the edge of the hole and then out...leaving everyone gasping in disappointment.
As the tension mounts, everyone is sure that Tiger will sink this putt as he has seen 6 other people try to sink it from the same spot and more importantly, because he has not missed a single putt from within 10 feet all day.
After receiving a stern look from Jones, Tiger steps up to his ball, looks over at Buddy #1 (Luke Wilson), and says: "Show that b@stard who's boss!". He then proceeds to smack his golf ball right into the CEO's testicles...*enter funny joke about balls* 
With opportunity staring him down, Buddy #1 putts his ball right into the middle of the cup! As people rejoice and the CEO's team leaves in shame, the film fast-forwards to a week later. Here we see the CEO confronting the company's Board of Members and trying to explain why he authorized paying out millions of dollars without anything in return. Disgusted with his arrogance & stupidity, the Members fire the CEO. 
The film now fast-forwards to a few months later and we see that Silent Meadows has been completely renovated and improved at every level! As the buddies are enjoying a beer on the new clubhouse's veranda, Rob Schneider comes over to talk to them. He is accompanied by his stunning new wife, one of the lawyers that played in the Competition (now that she doesn't answer to a boss who is a jerk, she has let her hair down). During their conversation, Schneider explains that he became the new CEO of the company and as he is saying that Jones was fired for his mistakes, a groundskeeper pulls up in a dirty & smelly tractor-mower and says that they just finished cutting the grass on the 18th green.
That groundskeeper is none other than Stromwell Jones himself!
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*The end to no beginning...
*Take care, Leo
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bort
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Discarded foreskin of morality
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posted March 28, 2005 10:23 PM |
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Lassie vs. Benji
A heartwarming tale of man's best friend snarling and snapping at eachother's throats in a putrid pit in the basement of a decrepit Bronx apartment building. Only one delightful pooch can win America's heart -- which one will it be?
Bambi and the Pet Cemetary
In another installment of the crossover genre, Bambi cannot live without her mother and so buries her in the pet cemetary. The ensuing mayhem when the once gentle doe returns as a servant of satan guarantees non-stop chuckles.
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Svarog
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statue-loving necrophiliac
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posted March 29, 2005 01:48 AM |
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LOL at bambi and the pet cemetary. I've always found the original cartoon kind of creepy. Finally, a script for the deers to live up to their gloomy reputation.
I'd a suggest some further branching of proposed genres. Taking our all time favourite cartoon charcters to a whole new level. Like the newest adult series: "The lying Pinnochio in the House of Pleasures" vol.3
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The meek shall inherit the earth, but NOT its mineral rights.
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