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Khayman
Promising
Famous Hero
Underachiever
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posted July 19, 2005 08:28 PM |
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LMAO
Woock and Romana, those were both very funny and witty! I loved them! Threesome! Hahaha!
Not sure if I can compete with those!
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"You must gather your party before venturing forth."
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pandora
Honorable
Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted July 19, 2005 08:32 PM |
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Old woman to the younger one:
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful 
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted July 19, 2005 08:38 PM |
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Quote:
Old woman to the younger one:
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful
TUM in disguise?! 
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Hexa
Responsible
Legendary Hero
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posted July 19, 2005 08:49 PM |
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yes dear daughter .. take a good look . thats you in 50 years!@ 
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If you want to realize your dreams >>> you have to wake up!@
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Khayman
Promising
Famous Hero
Underachiever
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posted July 19, 2005 09:00 PM |
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Extremely Mature Phone Sex 101
"Now, Mrs. Whitehair, what you want to do is, always make sure you have one hand free while the other is holding the phone close to your ear. That's it. Now, with your free hand, reach over there and give your husband's package a little squeeze. Excellent!"
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"You must gather your party before venturing forth."
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guitarguy
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Rockoon.
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posted July 20, 2005 12:50 AM |
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Caption:
Black-haired Lady: "Heavens to murgatroid, unwanted attention, even!
Exit, Stage Right!!!"
*tippity-tippity-tippity-POW!*
-guitarguy
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2XtremeToTake
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted July 20, 2005 10:33 AM |
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Woock - 6/10
Romana - 7/10
Pandora - 5/10
Hexa - 7/10
Khayman *shudders* - 8/10
Guitarguy - 2/10
Khayman is now in the lead with 31 points! 19 points away from winning!
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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angelito
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
proud father of a princess
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posted July 20, 2005 10:38 AM |
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You are sure the package of the facecream said "You will look like your children after the usage"?
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Better judged by 12 than carried by 6.
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted July 20, 2005 10:40 AM |
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Male zombie: Oooh! TV!
Female zombie: Meh, just a Bush speech.
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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2XtremeToTake
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted July 20, 2005 10:42 AM |
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Angelito, best one i've heard in a while - 9/10
Lord_Woock, haha another bush joke - 7/10
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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a_rebirthing...
Supreme Hero
with rebirthing power
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posted July 20, 2005 10:42 AM |
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those humans are scary
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'Tis better to rely on the the wit of your brain rather than the speed of your hands and mouse -me
Being happy isn't just an emotion, it's a choice!-Leo_Lion
It's Gortex!!!
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guitarguy
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Rockoon.
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posted July 20, 2005 10:48 AM |
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Caption:
Wife: "It's that fog again."
Husband: "Stupid cheap weatherstripping!"
-guitarguy
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2XtremeToTake
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted July 20, 2005 11:07 AM |
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A_R_F - 4/10
Guitarguy..once again i simply did NOT understand your caption - 2/10
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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guitarguy
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Rockoon.
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posted July 20, 2005 11:13 AM |
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Guitarguy..once again i simply did NOT understand your caption - 2/10
Alright... I'll play along.
Tips
Step #1: Buy a TV.
Step #2: Plug in TV.
Step #3: Watch TV.
Step #4: Repeat Step #3 as needed.
Works for me!
-guitarguy
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2XtremeToTake
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted July 20, 2005 11:14 AM |
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Keep that up Guitarguy and i'll deduct points. I really did not understand what you meant, and i dont need your sarcasm.
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted July 20, 2005 11:22 AM |
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Edited By: Romana on 20 Jul 2005
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"oooh look..it's Angelina Jolie "
" can i have an autograph? "
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The darkest skies show the brightest stars
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2XtremeToTake
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted July 20, 2005 11:25 AM |
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AHHH That was cold!
Angelina Jolie is hottttttttt
But, it was pretty funny - 7/10
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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DarkTitan
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted July 20, 2005 03:11 PM |
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Lady: ohhh gross, old lady porn, i think im gonna throw up..
Man: ... Mum?
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Lingerstink
Hired Hero
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posted July 21, 2005 12:25 AM |
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Woman: My cheeks are sagging dreadfully!
Man: *scoffs* Those aren't the only pair on you sagging, old woman!
Woman: Like you're one to talk...take a look!
Man: Oh my...*puts hands in pants*
Woman: Wot're ya doin' that for?
Man: To see if my boys haven't shriveled up and died along with me face, of course...
Okay, I think I took it a little too far or something.
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Leo_Lion
Honorable
Supreme Hero
The 5th Element & 6th Sense!
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posted July 21, 2005 12:40 AM |
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Stephen King speaking (off-camera) to the actors in make-up:
"Sorry guys, but the producers have decided to pull the plug on this picture because they said that they would only make 15 of my zombie movies...and well...this would be #16.
Ahhh...don't look so sad! They're making my 10th alien movie across the hall, so I can probably fit you in there. Don't worry about changing your make-up either, it looks 'alienish' enough."
Darn, Stephen King with his repetitive books being made into boring movies!
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*The end to no beginning...
*Take care, Leo
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