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RedSoxFan3
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posted July 21, 2005 09:21 PM |
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What's Your Favorite Fetish?
Answer the following questions....
What is the weirdest fetish you've ever heard of? Statue Fetish
What is the funniest fetish you've ever heard of? Statue Fetish
What would be the funniest fetish if it were real? (So you get to be creative with this one) I know it won't top Statue Fetish, but Cow Noise Fetish. Basically the person is turned on by the sounds of a cow or cow bells. So if a person were to say to them Moo, they would be turned on.
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Lingerstink
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posted July 21, 2005 11:31 PM |
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There's a nice statue of a cannon in my town that really tickles my fancy.</sarcasm>
In all seriousness, I just think Necrophilia amusing for some reason. Maybe it's because I associate it with Necropolis castles. I mean, seriously. For what other reason would a human (such as Vidomina) stay in a town of the undead?
As for favorite, I'd have to say a foot fetish, as I sorta...have one. And I don't like it at all, but that was the card I was dealt...
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pandora
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posted July 21, 2005 11:50 PM |
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What is the weirdest fetish you've ever heard of? Tripsolagnia —A trip to the hairdresser is heaven, especially getting their hair managed or shampooed.
Seriously, how much would it suck to be a hair dresser and have one of these guys come in? I mean - wow! Although, I guess you'd probably feel really appreciated...
What is the funniest fetish you've ever heard of? Oculolinctus —Aroused by licking their partner's eyeball. I don't think I need to add anything here.
Wow... haha... I would think that this guy finds it hard to find a willing participant! Mmmmmm baby, ,lick my eye!
What would be the funniest fetish if it were real?
Hmmm... the funniest if it were real...This is scary, because what if it really is real? But lets see - what if you had a fetish for.. zippers? Anytime you had to do up your clothes, or saw anyone else doing it - you'd go mad with passion. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzip!
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Svarog
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posted July 22, 2005 03:48 AM |
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OK, let's see:
Statue fetish - checked
Necrophilia - checked
Tripsolagnia - Unfortunately my berber's a bit old
Oculolinctus - sounds fun
So, two more to go. Will get right on the job.
Pan, honey, I'm coming to lick your eyeballs. Now hold still and try to focus on that little star up there. *shlick* Mmmm, yeah.... oh, salty, nice, wet..... and hairy?!?! Argh, i missed it, its your nose!!! 
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Svarog
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posted July 22, 2005 03:57 AM |
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i think i have a public transport fetish. So many people around, a long boring drive, and images start coming themselves. Every drive with the bus (which is basically every day) is spent with my hand trying to cover the forming releif on my pants. lol
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pandora
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posted July 22, 2005 07:08 AM |
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So, two more to go. Will get right on the job.
Pan, honey, I'm coming to lick your eyeballs. Now hold still and try to focus on that little star up there. *shlick* Mmmm, yeah.... oh, salty, nice, wet..... and hairy?!?! Argh, i missed it, its your nose!!!
LOL - you know hun, I think you have a different fetish, and yep it's got a name too Pinocchia
I swear, I did not make this up!
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RedSoxFan3
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posted July 24, 2005 10:46 PM |
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Since we're on the topic of weird things... I think I'm gonna ask a question that one of the guys at my work asks.
1) What celebrity would you like to "know" the most?
Then as a follow up question...
2) Which would you prefer to get busy with?
A) An ugly chick/guy that's paralyzed?
B) A good looking chick/guy that has no arms and no legs?
C) You're answer to question 1, but he/she just died like a minute ago and is still warm/aroused?
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pandora
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posted August 08, 2005 11:45 PM |
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Since we're on the topic of weird things... I think I'm gonna ask a question that one of the guys at my work asks.
1) What celebrity would you like to "know" the most?
Then as a follow up question...
2) Which would you prefer to get busy with?
A) An ugly chick/guy that's paralyzed?
B) A good looking chick/guy that has no arms and no legs?
C) You're answer to question 1, but he/she just died like a minute ago and is still warm/aroused?
1) I have no idea, honestly and truly. If I had to pick one it would be Viggo Mortensen, and not cuz of LOTR I actually understand that Aaragorn is just a ficticious character But my reason would be that Ive read he writes poetry in several languages, paints, writes music, and does photography as well as acting. I'd have to assume that a guy that looks to every possible outlet to express himself - must have a lot to say.
2) I'm too superficial for that. If I knew the person and there was a real connection, my answer would be different, but thats a different question. For the purpose of all out getting busy - gimme a hot guy
2C) ewwwwwww
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posted August 09, 2005 12:03 AM |
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time fetish
Any time u ask him the time they go crazy
OMG ITS 3 O CLOCK! YES IM SO HRONY!
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