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a_rebirthing...
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posted July 27, 2005 08:59 AM |
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Things that ppl say and do
is there anything that someone said that was particularly weird? did ur parents ever say some things like dont make sense? do u or someone u know ever so something that sticks out?
well lets get them out
my brother for 3 months always said:
him: do u know what the best for a dog would be
me: no
him: max
this doesnt make sense but because of it i laugh lightly whenever i hear max, sorry T-A
i also everyday in RL make pranks with the soul intention of confusing the individual. for example on way from class to class at school i will just say hi to anyone and see if they say hi back. or i will congratulate someone on thier recent achievements although i have no idea of who they are.
do u or someone u know do stuff like this? plz tell
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mr_niceguy
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posted July 27, 2005 10:32 AM |
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my friend does stuff like that, i tell hime he should cut back but he never listens to me
i sometimes do stuff like that but what i say is alot more disturbing, and people really do freak out when i say it to them, when my friend says his random stuff people get confused, but when i do it, people get freaked out. which is why i dont do it too often to strangers
but other than me and my friend i dont know anyone who takes pleasure in peoples confusion
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a stich in time saves nine... what the hell does that mean?
If u enjoy telling ur friends of how uve never been beaten with ur own legs, u'd rethink making a comment
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guitarguy
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posted July 27, 2005 10:39 AM |
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In this day and age of wanting a certain girl really badly, I cannot afford to be spewing out random talk. It would probably make me look as bad as I'd sound, as though I'm trapped in my own little world.
It's kinda like that creepy guy at the back of the city bus who keeps blabbering random nonsense, pointing at people and laughing for no reason. Just freaky.
-guitarguy
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k1ng
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posted July 27, 2005 10:12 PM |
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Edited By: k1ng on 27 Jul 2005
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here's something funny, once there was a friend of mine who doesn't do homework alot,one day teacher said that she wanted yesterdays homework handed-in right away, she saw my friend trying to complete the homework right front of her and she told him to hand-in the homework, and then my friend exactly said this " give me another 10 minutes i'm almost done! " 
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pandora
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posted July 28, 2005 06:10 AM |
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i also everyday in RL make pranks with the soul intention of confusing the individual. for example on way from class to class at school i will just say hi to anyone and see if they say hi back.
heh, this is odd? where I live we always say hi to people walking by, comment on the weather etc.. sometimes when i'm out walking i'll end up in a conversation with someone i've never met before *shrugs*
its just considered being friendly 
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a_rebirthing...
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posted July 28, 2005 11:58 AM |
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interesting. well i just make up stuff. for example.
i am walking from maths to sports science and i see a kid, just an ordinary kid. i will shake his hand ans say "good work son, keep it up". the kid would then walk away either:
1)happy that someone is noticing him
2)confused at what just happened
if this happens in RL then, WOAH!!! cudos to u and ur ppl Pan.
just what i do to cheer up the school day
another one i have taken up recently is just saying "its gortex". it also works great when u are asked a question, such as "whats the time". Its gortex
ahhh the joys of confusing ppl
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mr_niceguy
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posted July 28, 2005 12:09 PM |
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sometimes when im talking to another guy just normally i just for no reason blurt out either:
you're cute
or
you're hot
and this is to another guy (the other guy being heterosexual). it really shows who's actually listening to you when you talk, and usually the person i talk to either stares and pretends not ot hear anything or they walk away. (but i only say that when they are cute or hot) (and when i'm sure they cant hurt me).
i'd do it with women but they would think i'm hitting on them (when really im just giving a weird compliment).
also sometimes when me and my freinds are talking about someone else i might say something like, "he's kinda cute", it gives the same effect, everyone just pauses for a while. then after a while of awkward silence they change the subject.
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a stich in time saves nine... what the hell does that mean?
If u enjoy telling ur friends of how uve never been beaten with ur own legs, u'd rethink making a comment
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Shai-Hulud
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posted July 28, 2005 12:21 PM |
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Lol just lol.. funny stuff with that max )
Anyways.. everytime i meat my sweetheart i always say to her from time to time: "BAWEE WAW" --> dunno what it means but it's just pops up.. and never with somebody else.. just when with my gf.. or.. i say: "Selling buckets with Mickey Mouse.Anyone buying?!?"
Btw.. GuitarGuy .. from time to time don't be afraid to say meaningless things.. this really gets funny. this how i got my sweetheart.. all the time saying meaningless things and ironic stuff : "I am taking private courses of making pies.Anyone wanna come with me?"
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a_rebirthing...
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posted July 28, 2005 12:31 PM |
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Lol just lol.. funny stuff with that max )
Anyways.. everytime i meat my sweetheart i always say to her from time to time: "BAWEE WAW" --> dunno what it means but it's just pops up.. and never with somebody else.. just when with my gf.. or.. i say: "Selling buckets with Mickey Mouse.Anyone buying?!?"
Btw.. GuitarGuy .. from time to time don't be afraid to say meaningless things.. this really gets funny. this how i got my sweetheart.. all the time saying meaningless things and ironic stuff : "I am taking private courses of making pies.Anyone wanna come with me?"
LOL. i gotta try that pie one. seems like u have me beat
anyways i also do allto pranks. well not pranks just real quick jokes. for example:
when in class i will say to someone "hey, can u get my pen, its right there". at this moment i point to the ground. then they look and cant find the pen. they try hard and still cant find it. after a while i try to get another person to help. it only works if u can keep a stright face but when its over its really funny.
once i had 3 ppl looking for the pen for about a minute. just make up stuff like "its behind ur chair" ot "i dont think u can see it, move over a bit"
just try it, funny stuff
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Being happy isn't just an emotion, it's a choice!-Leo_Lion
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guitarguy
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posted July 28, 2005 12:35 PM |
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Btw.. GuitarGuy .. from time to time don't be afraid to say meaningless things.. this really gets funny. this how i got my sweetheart.. all the time saying meaningless things and ironic stuff : "I am taking private courses of making pies.Anyone wanna come with me?"
The girl that I like is the quiet type, more apt to feel embarrassed during a random joke. My church friends and I joke a lot together, although I think the really random stuff would make them laugh and wonder what's wrong with me.
Oh, that was the point after all, was it?
-guitarguy
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Lord_Pc
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posted November 12, 2005 07:23 AM |
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ok, i have some more recent things that i do.
do u remember footsies where u step on someones foot and then they are in, kinda like tips? very childish right? well when i get to my maths class and i am waiting for a teacher i go over to maybe 3 ppl and step on thier shoe and say "ur in". this amazingly starts off a chain reaction and almost all are playing. then ppl make up bars and things. i love watching everyone play, they look so childish for ppl that are in grade 9
when i am talking to someone on msn/yahoo/aim i just ask them "should i change my name to (insert name here)?". see how long it takes them to say "i dont care!". my last attempt took 2 names
i also go up to ppl and pat them on the back and say good job. i also pat some kids on the head as if they are dogs, but this irriates some ppl
i also join some yahoo rooms and after 10 seconds say "talk to yall later" then leave
my most recent ways of having fun
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Russ
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posted November 14, 2005 08:34 PM |
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sometimes when im talking to another guy just normally i just for no reason blurt out either:
you're cute
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you're hot
Hey, niceguy. You know - you're kinda cute...
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Russ
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posted November 14, 2005 08:49 PM |
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There was a guy living in our dorm who used to come up with questions like "what do you think is worse? you catching your mom masturbating or your mom catching you?"
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Jebus
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posted November 14, 2005 08:54 PM |
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there's always the good old "honk and wave"...
when you drive by someone, honk your horn and wave...
9 times outta 10, they'll wave back!
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Lord_Pc
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posted November 15, 2005 05:56 AM |
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there's always the good old "honk and wave"...
when you drive by someone, honk your horn and wave...
9 times outta 10, they'll wave back!
i am going to do that every chance i get when i can drive, thx jebus
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2XtremeToTake
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posted November 18, 2005 07:57 AM |
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Haha i went up to this one kid once, hugged him, and ran off. I didn't know him
Sometimes ill just go up to people and go "aint that right?"
and they will be like "sure"
and ill say something like "yea, them damn penguins are taking over the world"
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Jebus
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posted November 18, 2005 07:02 PM |
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i am going to do that every chance i get when i can drive, thx jebus
np,
but it's prolly better you do it as a passenger...
don't need to get into an accident and be "that guy"!
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted November 19, 2005 03:32 PM |
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Haha I never saw this thread.. Maybe I am a dog
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Lord_Pc
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posted November 20, 2005 01:04 AM |
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indeed jebus, indeed
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Haha I never saw this thread.. Maybe I am a dog
i still laugh when i hear the name "max"
another thing that ppl do to me is call me a dog, usually when i say they cant use my things. when they call me a dog i agree with them saying "yes i am a dog". there is no other response they can make, they are just confused. it gets them off my back quickly
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted November 20, 2005 01:59 PM |
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Or you say "at least i'm not a DOG" and then that confuses them even more they think to themselves "but... i just called you one" but usually they dont say it because it doesn't sound right, leaving them speechless or if they do they sound stupid.
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