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posted September 02, 2005 11:38 PM |
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the dark side of dairy-Jebus's journals of lactose intolerance
Day 2: Lactose..The filthiest scum ever to cross the earth. I will find this..Lactose, and wipe out their people!
Day 5: I have had no luck finding it, but I am hearing more and more about them, and my intolerance is growing to an all time high.
Day 21: I have started a foundation based off the beliefs of the KKK, only instead of being intolerant of blacks and non-christians, i hate lactose.
Day 36: When i approach people about joining my KKK, they laugh and point at me. A child kicked me in the shin today, and his mother laughed. I think he is part of the lactose.
Day 37: I have eliminated the child. The final solution is in effect. I must find more of these lactose.
Day 68: I have openly declared war on the Lactose. I have gotten no response but several laughs.
Day 89: I ask people if they are hiding any lactose, and they lead me to their refrigerator. It must be a system of hidden tunnels leading out of the back of the fridge, but when i attempted to crawl in i was abruptly thrown out of the house.
Day 123: I see an ad on television about how Lactose can be harmful to some people. So i guess they have resorted to terrorism.
Day 345: I have just been released from jail, after strangling an old man after claiming lactose is good for him.
Day 366: I am beginning to give up on this war. They are an unseen enemy.
Day 400: I was taken to a mental institution today, after standing in town square to organize a riot against the Lactose.
Day 405: My skitzophrenic roommate informed me that Lactose is not a race, but something found in dairy products. My entire life has been a waste. This will be my last journal entry. As i write with one hand, my other hand is currently tying my roomates intestines around my neck. Goodbye.
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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