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dkolb
Promising
Known Hero
Nay Nay and Aslan Protector
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posted December 20, 2005 01:20 AM |
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Confessions of an RPG addict
I wrote this back a few years, I hope you enjoy it!
1. I own 3 Samarai swords
2. I chastise people who wear flip-flops claiming they need more defense
3. When asked if I have "experience" I reply that I leveled up yesterday
4. In Chemistry when they are what opposing elements are I say that Light and Darkness, and Water and Fire oppose each other.
5. When my grandmother gives me a chest of herilooms I expect them to be powerful artifacts.
6. Whenever I walk around I'm afraid my vision will get blurry and I'll encounter a random battle.
7. Instead of saying sick I say the person has status ailments
8. Whenever I get hurt I look instinctively for a Hi-Potion
9. Whenever I'm in a fight I complain that the other guy won't let me attack him even though I have a higher speed attribute.
10. Whenever I wake up I'm happy because I figure my HP and MP are restored.
11. Whenever I kill a fly I expect gold to pour out of it.
12. Using the restroom expends PP (pee points)
13. When somebody says they got rammed I asked whether it was an evil goat or a Minotaur that rammed them and if they need the sevices of a cleric.
14. I feel obligated to pay the owner of every house I stay at.
15. Christians ask me if I'm saved and I say "yeah right before the second to the last boss."
16. I look at the school bully as an orc king that you fight early on.
17. When I see someone swallow Fire I think thet must have a fire-negating necklace on. When I see someone swallow a sword I'm impress by their defense.
18. I enter random peoples houses looking for treasure chests.
19. If a door is locked I check my backpack for my skeleton key.
20. When I see someone with Kevlar on I immediately ask which Armorer the guy went to.
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lionharte
Adventuring Hero
Paladin of Light
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posted January 06, 2006 09:22 PM |
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ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL!!!!!!!!!
that is funny!
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Valeriy
Mage of the Land
Naughty, Naughty Valeriy
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posted January 06, 2006 10:27 PM |
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Good post, QP applied 
In RL conversations I often wish to enable modtools and remove some spam, or better yet increase their floodprotect... 
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Consis
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Of Ruby
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posted January 07, 2006 12:04 AM |
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Edited by Consis on 6 Jan 2006
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Roflmao
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15. Christians ask me if I'm saved and I say, "Yeah, right before the second to last boss."
*cough* Obviously referring to the middle-aged green dragon guarding the entrance to the evil sorcerer's tower of doom . . . . not that I would know anything about a certain scepter of domination you can find (which may or may not help you control the dragon), up two dungeon levels behind you, located in a secret hidden vault masked by a powerful invisibility spell. At least that's what I heard from this guy I know.
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Roses Are Red And So Am I
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TNT_Addict
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
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posted January 07, 2006 09:32 AM |
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12. Using the restroom expends PP (pee points)
Hmmm... So how can you get those darn Pee Points back? How do you gain them?
Do you take them from other "Monsters"?
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted January 07, 2006 02:11 PM |
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Drink stuff, obviously.
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Yolk and God bless.
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Russ
Promising
Supreme Hero
blah, blah, blah
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posted January 09, 2006 04:01 PM |
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3. When asked if I have "experience" I reply that I leveled up yesterday
Have anybody had any success with this answer during the job interviews?
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