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VaRuAs
Famous Hero
Only The Chosen Will Survive
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posted April 27, 2006 11:23 AM |
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The Heroes Tavern
The Heroes Tavern
"Welcome to the Heroes Tavern!" shouts the Innkeeper above the noise of the Heroes in the tavern as you enter through the huge oak door. As you walk towards the bar, you overhere many subjects are being discussed - rumours, problems, battle, jokes and much more.....
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Aculias: WHy did Minnie Mouse break up with Mickey?
Because he was F^%$^$g Goofey.
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Guitarguy
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Rockoon.
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posted April 27, 2006 11:51 AM |
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Guitarguy walks in, dirty and sweaty from a full day of trudging from place to place. Wiping the dampness away from his eye with his arm, Guitarguy proceeds to scan the room and the people moving about. It looked mostly empty; HC itself was strangely quiet today. The tavern's lighting was dim, of course, so his eyes had to search hard to make out all the details.
Approaching a table, Guitarguy pulls out the chair and sits down. Folding his arms on the cold surfase of the table, he peers left and right for a familiar face. He tries to call out, but his heavy breathing holds him back. After all, it had been a tough journey.
-Guitarguy
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VaRuAs
Famous Hero
Only The Chosen Will Survive
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posted April 27, 2006 05:29 PM |
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So GG how is your life going on man?
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Aculias: WHy did Minnie Mouse break up with Mickey?
Because he was F^%$^$g Goofey.
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Guitarguy
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Rockoon.
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posted April 27, 2006 05:45 PM |
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Guitarguy turns his head in the direction of the voice; it's VaRuAs. At least this tavern wasn't deserted like good old Moper's down the street, GG thinks to himself. What a shame. So many people, so little interest.
"Oh, I'm doing okay. Things could be better, though."
-Guitarguy
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The_SquiD
Tavern Dweller
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posted April 27, 2006 07:10 PM |
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Hey VaRuAs! what`s going on with your life . how r u doing ?
since when r u a hc member hmmmmmmmmmm?
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VaRuAs
Famous Hero
Only The Chosen Will Survive
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posted April 27, 2006 07:30 PM |
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I join here at December 17, 2004.
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Aculias: WHy did Minnie Mouse break up with Mickey?
Because he was F^%$^$g Goofey.
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VaRuAs
Famous Hero
Only The Chosen Will Survive
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posted May 05, 2006 05:44 PM |
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Anyone here want to drink beer with me???
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Aculias: WHy did Minnie Mouse break up with Mickey?
Because he was F^%$^$g Goofey.
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supersonic
Famous Hero
being digested. E=mc^2, s=vt
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posted May 05, 2006 08:16 PM |
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The door opens and a person in tattered robes comes in. He walks slowly and orders a beer.
"I am doing fine, if you wanted to ask"
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I am having a new style 
Big, fat, naughty. Potential girlfriend - pm me.
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VaRuAs
Famous Hero
Only The Chosen Will Survive
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posted May 06, 2006 03:26 AM |
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Nice avatar SS .
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Aculias: WHy did Minnie Mouse break up with Mickey?
Because he was F^%$^$g Goofey.
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william
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted May 06, 2006 06:50 AM |
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After a hard days work, William decides to walk into the tavern and get some grub.
He pulls a seat up next to this big man with a big beard.
"How do you do matey" William asked.
"GO AWAY YOU PATHETIC WORM" The bearded man bellowed and Punched William in the mouth.
The whole tavern went beserk, with a massive brawl with William in the middle.
"what do i do, what do i dooo" William Thought.
Then he suddenyl had an answer.
William jumped on the table, took all his cloths off and then weed on the big bearded mans face.
William giggled while doing this and then the Big bearded man went up to William and then ran away crying his eyes out.
"Well thats settled now isnt it" William said out aloud.
"NOOOOO" A plump nerdy man squeled and then the fight was back on.
"Well some things never end" William said, and then walked through the fighting crowd in despair and utter sadness.
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted May 06, 2006 09:28 AM |
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Hey VaRuAs, what do you have in the way of spirits around here? Bourbon? Scotch? Rum? Vodka? Brandy? Kahlua even?
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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kookastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted May 06, 2006 11:06 AM |
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Give me a shot of anything...fast
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kookastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted May 06, 2006 11:21 AM |
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Scanning the tavern for some form of life. Warm piss is being mopped with the hair of a titan soldier. A strange cloaked figure sips ale...
"Where has that tuxedo clad bartender gotten to anyway?"
No one seems to care so kookastar climbs behind the bar and pours the rums, wasn't there a pirate around here somewhere?
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CarNeG
Hired Hero
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posted May 06, 2006 08:33 PM |
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ArGhhh!
What's up me mateys!
My name is CarNeG and I have a cutlass that's in need of some polishin'
In a few days or so I'll be organizing a raid on the woman tribe of the Abazonians.
Any takers?
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supersonic
Famous Hero
being digested. E=mc^2, s=vt
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posted May 06, 2006 08:44 PM |
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"Well, my friend, you are not talking wrong. I there's going to be some loot to grab, I might join you and put my necromantic powers into use" 
*The hooded man stands up. Th only thing you can see on his face is the red, glowing smile.*
"If it is about physical pleasure, pardon me, but I am not coming. It has been a long time since I had an interest in a woman. Very long time"
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I am having a new style
Big, fat, naughty. Potential girlfriend - pm me.
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CarNeG
Hired Hero
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posted May 06, 2006 09:05 PM |
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Quote:
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"If it is about physical pleasure, pardon me, but I am not coming. It has been a long time since I had an interest in a woman. Very long time"
aye, the quarry be booty
and bootee!
mayhaps you wont be havin' as much fun as I am plannin on havin' then.
and you sexy wench, yes you with the bottle. serve me up a timber a grog why don't you?
If anybody be willin' to join than you needs to describe ye skills. In real plain language so's this rum-addled buccaneer can understands what ye's saying.
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supersonic
Famous Hero
being digested. E=mc^2, s=vt
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posted May 06, 2006 09:35 PM |
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"Your servants ever have theirs, themselves, and what is theirs, in compt, to make their audit at your Highness' pleasure, still to return your own. I shalt not get trammeled and be fooled. Don't rely on myself on this vaulting trip. Surcease is promised to you, pirate."
*Man sits down and starts drinking his ale.*
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I am having a new style
Big, fat, naughty. Potential girlfriend - pm me.
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CarNeG
Hired Hero
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posted May 06, 2006 09:37 PM |
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kookastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted May 06, 2006 10:14 PM |
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Turns to the pirate, sliding a timber of house rum across the bar and smiles
"Don't worry about that dead bloke, they always are a bit touchy about losing the ability to indulge in matters of the flesh. It's what turns them into such dedicated torturers" *wink*
The tuxedo man is back and grabs her from behind
"That's enough free rum for you and your mates little lady"
Kooka flys over the bar and settles on a stool next to the pirate
"So tell me about this bootie..."
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CarNeG
Hired Hero
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posted May 06, 2006 10:32 PM |
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We'll be coming in before dawn
searchin' for gold, treasure, and lacy undergarments.
Aye but the Abazonians are fierce and they guard their treasure with the steely eyed look of woman scorned. We'll need cunning and fierceness and mayhaps some smooth words when the time is right for the bootee phase of the raid.
And then we'll be sailing home with all the flags flying from the quartermast.
oh tiddly
not a venture for a tender fine lady such as yourself.
But I hear you're a fiercesome green jello wrestler, mayhaps we could use your skills on the next trip?
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