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TitaniumAlloy
TitaniumAlloy


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posted May 12, 2006 01:58 PM
Edited by pandora at 17:20, 06 Sep 2006.

Russ... I'm serious now... This has gone too far...

I really think you should see a doctor about that eye.
It's not natural.
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Valeriy
Valeriy

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posted May 12, 2006 02:49 PM

This should have been a petition
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Lord_Pc
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posted May 12, 2006 03:16 PM

nah, not another petition

1 petition: you have a laugh
2 petitions: you chuckle
3: you ignore it
4: you start sharpening your blades


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russ
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blah, blah, blah
posted May 12, 2006 05:21 PM

Foo! There is nothing wrong with my eye! It regenerates every night and it is perfectly healthy. Problems started when I bought this old Japanese alarm clock. Instead of hearing the regular buzz, I get woken up by a group of ninjas trying to kick my ass. It is a good thing in a way - it helps with my Muay Thai training, but it has negative effects on my appearance

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Guitarguy
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posted May 12, 2006 05:27 PM
Edited by Guitarguy at 17:35, 12 May 2006.


Forgive me, but I knew I had to post this one again. Get well soon, chum.

Go show those nasty ninjas who's boss and whip out your shaven(?) balls of steel!

-Guitarguy
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted May 12, 2006 05:40 PM

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Foo! There is nothing wrong with my eye! It regenerates every night and it is perfectly healthy. Problems started when I bought this old Japanese alarm clock. Instead of hearing the regular buzz, I get woken up by a group of ninjas trying to kick my ass. It is a good thing in a way - it helps with my Muay Thai training, but it has negative effects on my appearance


lol that actually made me laugh out loud.

Well if they can turn your eye that colour, man, that's a problem right there.I tell you what. Take this insect repellant. Works great on ants, cockroaches, ninjas, mosquitoes... just spray it all around your bed at night should be fine
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russ
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posted May 12, 2006 05:45 PM
Edited by russ at 17:48, 12 May 2006.

Quote:
Take this insect repellant. Works great on ants, cockroaches, ninjas, mosquitoes... just spray it all around your bed at night should be fine
Ah! So, that's how they do it in Japan! Thanks, man! I'll be sure to try it.

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sick_46_boy
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posted May 12, 2006 06:18 PM


lol that actually made me laugh out loud.

Well if they can turn your eye that colour, man, that's a problem right there.I tell you what. Take this insect repellant. Works great on ants, cockroaches, ninjas, mosquitoes... just spray it all around your bed at night should be fine



I dont know titanium I think that todays bugs and insects hawe more chance to stay alive coz they mutating into some biger level and spreys and other stufs may only wash they legs.I think theat is the best way to kill them good old shoe!
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TNT_Addict
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posted May 12, 2006 06:25 PM

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think theat is the best way to kill them good old shoe!


Wrong, from my personal experience I have to say that shoes are ineffective when it comes to squishing ninjas.

My problem is another one, when I go to sleep I am always being attacked by hundreds of chixx surrounding my bed and looking for affection so I always keep my handy bat under the bed.

But I guess Russ WANTS those ninjas close to his bed, maybe even inside it ...
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Guitarguy
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posted May 12, 2006 06:29 PM

A new idea: get TNT's chicks to hook up with Russ's ninjas and then both parties will be too exhausted in the mornings to bother anybody! Figure that'd work...

-Guitarguy
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sick_46_boy
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posted May 12, 2006 06:32 PM

U lucky one,if u can end with all of them I am a nice guy who can help u,I think theat russ hawe much work to do,so I am free for all those chix
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Valeriy
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posted May 12, 2006 11:45 PM

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My problem is another one, when I go to sleep I am always being attacked by hundreds of chixx surrounding my bed and looking for affection so I always keep my handy bat under the bed.


TNT likes to call mosquitoes a different name, they are female after all


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TitaniumAlloy
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posted May 13, 2006 10:29 AM

*hands TNT bug spray*
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supersonic
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posted May 13, 2006 11:01 AM

Russ... after all I think you look nice with that thingy. The only think that bothers me is that you are not symmetrical. How about I make you another one?
You will become a piece of art!
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russ
russ


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posted May 15, 2006 04:38 PM
Edited by russ at 16:40, 15 May 2006.

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How about I make you another one?
You can try to, but most likely it will end up in me ripping you another ***hole for the purposes of symmetry.

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kookastar
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posted September 27, 2006 12:33 AM

I'm more worried about his teeth... Have you seen a dentist yet?  
Do you have any trouble eating?  I guess it is easy to drink through a straw with that gap though huh?
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LadyGuenivere
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posted September 27, 2006 02:12 AM

I think that TNT's "chix" got drunk one too many times and caused Russ's broken teeth. They probably misook him for a ninja.
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RedSoxFan3
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posted September 29, 2006 09:56 AM

Holy crap Kooka. Can't you like stop browsing reviving threads? Do what Val says and Get some Sleep Kookastar!!
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kOOkastar
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posted September 29, 2006 10:00 AM

it is only 6pm here and I have heaps of work to do so NO

Anyway, I did revive that for a reason... it just escapes me now
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RedSoxFan3
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posted September 29, 2006 10:04 AM

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it is only 6pm here and I have heaps of work to do so NO

Anyway, I did revive that for a reason... it just escapes me now


You are a female reincarnate of Dingo?
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