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Guitarguy
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posted May 28, 2006 01:42 PM |
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HC Brain Talk
One last sentence...good. My famous signature...perfect. Submit new thread...ah, done! Wow, what a wonderful new Tavern thread I just made. It's got cool ideas and some funny humor in it. I sure hope people will enjoy reading and posting in this new thread. In fact, I wonder who's looking at it now...
Back to Main Page. Checking the Who's Online page. Hmmm, nobody's seen my new thread yet. TNT is writing a reply, but I doubt it's for me. I guess I should wait a little while. Refresh, waiting, refresh. Ah, he replied to something in Glade. I hope he looks in the Tavern soon. Woock is on the Main Page, so maybe he'll give a look in a little bit as well. Refresh, refresh. Gosh, I need to wait longer. Refresh. Page two, nothing, page three... Hey, I see FoG! But...he's at the very bottom of the last Who's Online page. I guess he's busy. There are plenty of new members only checking out H5 stuff, so that's junk. Refresh, refresh.
Geez, this is frustrating. Is nobody interested in my thread? Refresh, refresh. Guess not. Back to Main Page, entering VW. I might as well kill some time and post another Dumb Question and maybe the song I'm currently listening to.
*three minutes later...*
Back to Who's Online. Hey, I think somebody's viewing my thread! Finally! Who is it...oh darn, it's just a Guest. ARGH. Please, someone, be interested!!! This is killing me. By the way, what's TNT and Woock up to? Hmmm, back to the Who's Online pages. TNT's still viewing a Glade thread. What the heck is so interesting about that Big Brother thingie anyway? Grrr. And Woock...he's still on the Main Page. Darn it. Checking the third page. FoG's still frozen there at the bottom. Please, FoG, hurry up making your sandwich or making splashy sounds so you can view my new Tavern thread!!! Refresh, refresh...
*Two minutes later...*
Darn it. FoG and Woock must've finally logged off because I don't see them listed on the Main Page anymore. TNT's still busy doing something. Who else is on? Back to Who's Online. TDL's at the Login Box, so there's some hope. Oh, and Angelito just appeared. Good. Refresh, refresh. Drat, Angelito's browsing the Library! TDL's on the main screen, though. Looks like I gotta refresh the window a few more times. Refresh, refresh, refresh...
*Two minutes later...*
Nooooo, TDL's in the H5 forum (just my luck)! Angelito's writing a reply in the Library. Boooring... It's gonna be a while. Refresh, refresh...
*Six or seven painful minutes later*
Angelito's in the TOH forum now and TDL seems to checking out a lot of H5 stuff. This sucks. Is there nobody out there who'd like to see my thread? I mean, besides those unknown Guests! Refresh, refresh. Back to Main Page. Refresh, refresh. Ahaaaa!!! TA's online now. He's a regular Tavern dweller as far as I know. Well, at least compared to those hordes of H5-loving new members.
Checking Who's Online. Yeeesss, TA, enter the Tavern now. Refresh, refresh. Uh-huh, that's it. Now look near the top and you'll find my thread. Click on it, TA!!! Refresh, refresh, refresh. NOOOOOOO!!! Not the HOMM Movie thread!!!! ARGH, this just sucks. How much longer will I have to wait???
Refresh, refresh. Back to Main Page. Hmmm, Angelito and TNT logged off; I don't see them. Dang, I hate these weekend days when only a small bunch of members log on when I'm awake! It's so lonely and there's not enough interaction. Well, it's almost lunchtime now, so I guess I shouldn't get my hopes uh---
Hey, I think someone else just logged on! I hope he/she'll check the Tavern and finally see my thread. Oh, this better work out! Who is it, who is it? It's, uh...VESUVIUS??!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!! I can feel the tears coming on. I QUIT ALREADY!!! I'm gonna go have lunch...
-Guitarguy
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kookastar
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posted May 28, 2006 01:48 PM |
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Heehee 
Nice thread GG.
You do know though that if you open your HCM screen you can watch without having to go through who's online!
Hope you get some of the big names in here soon 
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posted May 28, 2006 01:52 PM |
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It's more of a funny spoof than anything. But yeah, I use Messenger to spy on people all the time. Anyway, I hope you folks will come up with some hilarious brain talk in this thread. Shouldn't be hard.
-Guitarguy
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TNT_Addict
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posted May 28, 2006 02:13 PM |
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Sometimes I just stay logged in for hours even though I'm outside, playing games or watching movies...
So don't bother yourself with checking my whereabouts too frequently, if I'm in a posting mood you are going to see a lot of TNTs in todays posts very soon!
The big brother is going to be awesome I hope , and I would try to make it as interesting and funny as I can.
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Lord_Woock
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posted May 28, 2006 02:27 PM |
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I usually stay on the index page for 95% of the time simply because I leave HC on whenever I'm online, even if I'm not browsing it at the moment. I do check back every now and then though.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Guitarguy
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posted May 28, 2006 02:34 PM |
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Yes, indeed. Well like I said, this is basically a spoof of what I think is normal behavior/thinking here on HC, particularly with the newer folks. I think The Simpsons inspired this, because of when Homer talks or argues hilariously with his brain.
-Guitarguy
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friendofgunnar
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posted May 28, 2006 09:10 PM |
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Hope you get some of the big names in here soon
*strolls in*
Is there anybody here that's going to take my cape and gloves?
*Valet comes rushing up and takes FoG's accoutrements*
Thankyou. I'd like some mineral water please, filtered... *presses a bill into the valet’s hands. Meanwhile noob comes rushing up for autograph*
noob:I've always been a fan of yours, can I have your autograph?"
FoG:You certainly may, what's your name there, youngster?
noob: EleMentaL
*silence*
FoG: Did you sign my petition to write the HOMM movie?
noob: umm, I…
FoG: *hands back paper and pen* Get lost kid, go on… beat it.
noob: but...
*Two armed guards rush up and politely usher noob out*
FoG: now where was I , oh yes...brain talk
ahem...
Cerebellum, Cerebral Cortex, Neural Synapses, Optic lobe….
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TNT_Addict
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posted May 28, 2006 10:42 PM |
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Don't really know about your "big" name my little friend Foggy but I see that my name is mentioned about a hundred times there, so it's either GG has a crush on me or he is only looking for an idol from which he could learn other things rather than playing the guitar...
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Guitarguy
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posted May 29, 2006 01:11 AM |
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either GG has a crush on me or he is only looking for an idol from which he could learn other things rather than playing the guitar...
Definitely the latter. I'm positive, it's the latter.
*is unsure if TNT knows that "TA" stands for TitaniumAlloy*
-Guitarguy
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posted May 31, 2006 03:07 AM |
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Alright there we go just finished that thread. Now let's apply the sticky. Good Archiving VW Threads. I wonder if people will take it seriously. Hmm.. No one has viewed it yet. Ahh well I'll see if anyone posted in Tavern.
Meh nothing interesting. Oh I forgot to say what happens to archived threads. Yes now let's put some nice bold headers on there and my famous rule to separate my post into sections using /quote... Wonderful.
Hmm... still no one has read my post. I'll see who's online. FoG. I'll send him an HCM. Cool he replied and liked the idea. But no petition to keep a thread. Well I guess that's what I get for making rules on petitions and on posting in the Archive Thread...
Hmm... I never spoke to Pandora about this. I hope she doesn't get pissed at me.
Hey maybe I could go make a post in Brain Food about this, so people go and check out my VW Archive Thread. Yeah that's a great idea...
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Guitarguy
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posted March 21, 2007 05:13 AM |
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Alright, I'm logged in. Now to check for any replies, but I gotta be quick about it. First of all, scrolling down the main page...drat! He's online! I don't have much time. Alright, I'll just zoom through the Last Replies list for anything interesting and then I'm outta here.
*one minute later*
I have a really bad feeling about this. I gotta get outta h...
*<DING>*
1 New HC Message
D'oh! Opening HC Messenger...
Yes, it's him.
*groan*
-Guitarguy
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posted March 21, 2007 05:28 AM |
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God..so bored. What can I do to waste time. Lets look at my old bookmarks. Hmm...No, old porn website. Shame it got shut down. Wikipedia? nah. Hmm, whats this? Heroescommunity? Eh I guess I'll check it out to see if its still even alive.
What? Its still alive? People still post there? Damn. Hmm I guess I'll post an update to let everyone know how I'm doing. I know no one really cares, just letting people know I'm still alive.
I gotta be creative this time. hmm, RSF is still mod? Stiven's still banned?
What? People talk about H5 on these forums? Since when are these forums for HOMM discussion? Meh. My brain hurts, time to sleep
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted March 21, 2007 10:25 AM |
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Nice thread...
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*<DING>*
1 New HC Message
D'oh! Opening HC Messenger...
Yes, it's him.
*groan*
-Guitarguy
LOL
So true..
desperately trying to think of something original to say
i got nothing...
i need some sleep.
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