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antipaladin
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posted October 15, 2006 05:19 PM |
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Break up Do's 'n' Dont's
I was thinking of what are do's and donts for break ups,i got only theese 2,i'll update and edit most of them,its inspired by SS's hittng topic,and by a certain HC member
Do's
Do tell the truth allways doesnt metter how painfull it is
Do say your sorry
Dont's
Dont lie
Dont blame the other side
Dont look for excuses.
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types in obscure english
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kookastar
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posted October 16, 2006 09:16 PM |
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DO
It is a place that isn't public
DON'T
Say you want to 'still be friends' 
Bump into them the next day and ask them to help you clean the house.
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uhuh
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Lord_Pc
Promising
Famous Hero
Groin-Grabingly Clever
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posted October 17, 2006 12:20 AM |
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dont tell them their pretencious (spelling)
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Da-da-dada-HEY-dada-da-da
Two goldfish were in their tank. One turns to the other and says, 'You man the guns, I'll drive.'
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MightyMage
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of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted October 17, 2006 06:44 AM |
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DO
Tell them that they're a pill popping nut job and that's why you have to break it off
DON'T
...On second thought, don't do that. I got hit in the nuts with a bowling ball for that line. 
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Lith-Maethor
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Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted October 17, 2006 07:28 AM |
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do or not...
DO:
- say whatever you like
- the girl next to her, she will get the message
DON'T:
- any of the above without full body armour
- ...and a one way ticket out of there
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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kookastar
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Legendary Hero
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posted October 17, 2006 10:29 PM |
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DO
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{Ask them for the quickie, before you tell them they are dumped}
Don't
- Take a picture of the look on their face with your phone to add to your myspace.
-Ask them for 'one more quickie for the road' {hang on... edit do section}
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uhuh
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russ
Promising
Supreme Hero
blah, blah, blah
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posted October 17, 2006 10:38 PM |
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hahahahahaha!!! I'll keep that in mind! ths, kooka!
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TnT_Addict
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Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
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posted October 17, 2006 10:39 PM |
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Kookie likes quickies 
Do
Try to find her a solid first aid replacement boyfriend for at least the first couple of tough months to go 
Don't
 Don't tell her that you are really not jewish but only a religionless russian guy
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the_gootch
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Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
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posted October 17, 2006 10:54 PM |
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kookastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted October 17, 2006 11:33 PM |
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Don't
Take her to your favourite restaurant, order a bottle of champagne, and get the violinist to play while letting her down 'gently'.
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uhuh
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antipaladin
Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
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posted October 18, 2006 04:26 PM |
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For TnT
Do tell her you like men instead
Dont tell her she made you like men instead
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types in obscure english
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