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VaRuAs
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Only The Chosen Will Survive
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posted October 19, 2006 12:07 PM |
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It is really happening......my daymare is comming ture...... to much old ppl......need....oxygen.....and some percent of nitrogen tooo...
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Aculias: WHy did Minnie Mouse break up with Mickey?
Because he was F^%$^$g Goofey.
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted October 19, 2006 09:03 PM |
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Edited by Geny at 21:03, 19 Oct 2006.
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*walks by and looks in the window*
Man, it's great to be young...
*goes away and whistles*
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MightyMage
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of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted October 20, 2006 04:29 AM |
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Hey...HEY...I...It's one of um youngins. Let's go find out if he's Canadian so we can steal his free healh care.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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VaRuAs
Famous Hero
Only The Chosen Will Survive
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posted October 20, 2006 04:39 AM |
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Quote:
Hey...HEY...I...It's one of um youngins. Let's go find out if he's Canadian so we can steal his free healh care.
Stealing is kinda abit rough don't you think.....here what we do is lets take it without letting him noticing...
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Aculias: WHy did Minnie Mouse break up with Mickey?
Because he was F^%$^$g Goofey.
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MightyMage
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posted October 20, 2006 04:58 AM |
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I prefer violence. You see young man back when I fought those Japs in the Second World War, I lost my right leg and my left arm. I lost my hair too but that was from the Misses when she caught me...oh never mind.
So anyways...uh, what was I sayin again sonny? Sumthin about choppin wood? No no that's not it...Gee, sure is a nice day for shuffle board. Who's with me?
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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VaRuAs
Famous Hero
Only The Chosen Will Survive
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posted October 20, 2006 05:13 AM |
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What about your eyes....didn't they pour hot water to get rid of your black eyes ....and turn white....aunty pandora told me so....
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Aculias: WHy did Minnie Mouse break up with Mickey?
Because he was F^%$^$g Goofey.
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Geny
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Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted October 20, 2006 10:20 AM |
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*doing some exercise in a park nearby*
10,11,12 Those old folk look weird, it's as though they never have enough oxygen... 18,19,20 ... I bet they would love to get their hands on my oxygen, well good thing I'm Israeli and not Canadian then... 25,26,2... nope that's enough for one day
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VaRuAs
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Only The Chosen Will Survive
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posted October 20, 2006 05:05 PM |
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That's funny bro......and 1 thing can you peel off your mustache ......
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Aculias: WHy did Minnie Mouse break up with Mickey?
Because he was F^%$^$g Goofey.
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted October 21, 2006 02:39 PM |
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I tried... but it won't go, no matter what I do it just keeps coming back...
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antipaladin
Promising
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of Ooohs and Aaahs
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posted October 21, 2006 02:45 PM |
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dont tell me u didnt use gilet pro user five gazilions! its the newset armpit mustage shaver...A must have for the whole femily!
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TitaniumAlloy
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Professional
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posted October 21, 2006 06:29 PM |
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Quote:
It is really happening......my daymare is comming ture...... to much old ppl......need....oxygen.....and some percent of nitrogen tooo...
nitrogen narcosis
mad for it
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John says to live above hell.
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pandora
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The Chosen One
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posted January 14, 2007 08:21 PM |
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I think its good to be old, we've learnt much in our years... Sure sometimes we misplace our teeth - but all in all, its nice to have somewhere we can ge to watch Matlock reruns and get away from the kiddies 
You kids make us tired and cranky 
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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kookastar
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posted January 14, 2007 08:27 PM |
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Damn youth of today...
Have you seen the state of the VW lately? Back in the old days there were tossers not spammers, and we would have crushed someone like William like a bug 
Legendary...
You know who a real legend is Stiven, thass who.
Can you pass me the sugar dear?
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pandora
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The Chosen One
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posted January 14, 2007 08:32 PM |
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*passes Kookie the sugar*
Oooh, I do remember... *eyes glaze over dreamily*
Yes, sometimes I do lament the days when I didn't have this sword to wield, and I could toss those little wannabe whippersnappers straight back to their mama's wombs. i won't complain though, the sword doubles as an excellent walking stick - and I can still deep fry that spam till they're all gone...
But how nice would it be to reopen Tosser's Tavern and get my old bartender friend back to help put them in their place...
Oh and btw - did you hear that some of those new girlies aren't even wearing panties?! I never....
Be a dear and pass that plate of cookies Luv 
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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kookastar
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posted January 14, 2007 08:38 PM |
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*passes the still warm from the oven Anzac biscuits*
Thass another thing, all the cookies around the place are prepaked 6 months before you get one...
People are too lazy these days to even bake a batch of cookies. And it seems muffins are the new patty cake - thank ICTC for bjorn making the little iced gems trendy again.
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pandora
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The Chosen One
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posted January 14, 2007 08:42 PM |
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I've always had a problem with those muffins - little words of art they are, I would feel too bad about eating them. They're so pretty, and its obvious that someone put a lot of work into making them that way. That why I keep all my cupcakes in that cabinet over there - locked - so no one can get at them...
*points to over sized wall cabinet filled with hundreds of beautiful cupcakes*
Personally, I'm a fan of the soup - the other swordholders also love the soup now too...its easy on the digestive system, warms your cold old bones right through - and its fricken yummy!
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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kookastar
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posted January 14, 2007 08:47 PM |
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Yes it is hard to gum solids, soup is good.
I am getting sick of the pureed steak they keep trying to feed me 
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MightyMage
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posted January 15, 2007 08:12 AM |
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OoOoOoOooh, did someone say Pureed STEAK? Oh boy. My favorite! I'm gonna eat it all up and those damn commies ain't gonna stop me this time. Get back you...good fer nuthin...uhhhh...
Why hello there young ladies, I seem to have misplaced myself again. Not sure where I am. Mind pointing me to the...uh...uh oh...I need the bathroom.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted January 15, 2007 08:18 AM |
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Hello Sunny,. I got salty 
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