VokialBG
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posted January 03, 2007 08:42 PM |
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Edited by VokialBG at 20:43, 03 Jan 2007.
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Windows Errors and Bugs!
This is thread for windows bugs and errors, so post the windows error messages here. It will be great fun to see how many are they 
I'll star with some:
WinErr: 001: Windows loaded - System in grave danger
WinErr: 002: No Error - Yet
WinErr: 003: Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file
WinErr: 004: Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong
WinErr: 005: Multitasking attempted - System confused
WinErr: 006: Malicious error - Desqview found on drive
WinErr: 007: System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware
WinErr: 008: Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments
WinErr: 009: Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened
WinErr: 00A: Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full
WinErr: 00B: Inadequate disk space - Free at least 500MB
WinErr: 00C: Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More! More!
WinErr: 00D: Processor collapsed - Switching to software emulation
WinErr: 00E: Windows haven't crashed for two hours - Manual crash initiated
WinErr: 00F: Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened
WinErr: 010: Better OS detected - Unable to destroy enemy partition!
WinErr: 011: Incompatible keyboard - "Any" key not found
WinErr: 012: Cup-holder too fast - Downclocked automatically
WinErr: 013: Unexpected error - Huh ?
WinErr: 014: Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of.
WinErr: 018: Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy a new one. Old Windows license is not valid anymore.
WinErr: 019: User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!
WinErr: 01A: Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall all your software. We are terribly sorry.
WinErr: 01B: Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will get a penalty for that.
WinErr: 01C: Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate.
WinErr: 01D: System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code.
WinErr: 01E: Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. Stand by. Don't Hurry. Take a deep breath. And wait.
WinErr: 01F: Reserved for future mistakes of our developers - You're not supposed to see that! How did you do it?
WinErr: 020: Error recording error codes - Additional errors will be lost.
WinErr: 042: Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again.
WinErr: 079: Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue.
WinErr: 103: Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered. Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded.
WinErr: 678: This will end your Windows session - Do you dare to play another game?
WinErr: 683: Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure.
WinErr: 815: Insufficient Memory - Only 50.312.583 Bytes available.
WinErr: 39c Disk Error in drive А: - Although your disk is in perfect condition (I just formatted it), I don't like it any more
WinErr: 983 Hard Disk Error - The files on the hard disk were neatly arranged and fully optimised, so I had to mess them up and put a couple of hundred .TMP files all over the place
WinErr: 294 BlackMail Error - $500 to Gates or your computer gets screwed
Winerr: 294b BlackMail Error - $500 to Gates or I'll show your wife the JPG's you just downloaded
WinErr: 625 Working Error - The system has been working perfectly for the past ten minutes
WniErr: 902 Screen Error - The system is working perfectly, I'm not lying, your monitor is wrong
Funny errors (but real  ):
Your Hard Disk Is Not Onlien
Buy a Pentium IV so you can reboot faster.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
Defination of a computer: A device designed to speed up and automate errors.
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
Double your HD space, delete your operating system!
Windows loaded. System in danger.
Keyboard Locked. Try anything you can think of.
Loading Windows. If not ready in 10 minutes, wait longer. 
Windows will shut down in 60 seconds because you haven't deleted your Hard Drive
My favourites:
Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue.
No mouse found click Next to continue.
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