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kookastar
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posted January 24, 2007 07:41 PM |
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Talk about people you don't know
So what do you think about people you don't know???
Here this what I think about some random people:
The baker at the shop down the road: he is a good guy, helpfull, he made cob loaf and eclairs.
The 12 year old around the corner: I don't like him. He gave me the finger.
The mailman: I don't know him really, I just know he always knows how many bills we have.
The cute surfie chick that parks outside sometimes: She is a normal surfie-chick I guess. Well, I don't know her, but I sure she is a good surfer, she has a really cool board.
Sam Gartell: I never knew him, and I still don't know him. And: who is Sam Gartell?
The guy who runs the pensioner's club: I don't know him
The dog-collector: he impounded a neighbour's dog, who once wanted to relieve himself on my mailbox.
President Bush: who is him???
I never heard of the other people who's name appeared in last month's newspaper.
What I think about people who other people seem to like to talk about:
The bird that lives in the tree outside my window: I never liked him, and he always disliked my singing in the shower. But now I understand why and how he get fresh grubs for breakfast.
TnT: he is my friend, but if a non-spammer becomes a spammer's friend it is abuse of tosser power and maybe he won't post as many pics of half naked men or women.
Elmo: Elmo is my great friend. I like him.
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pandora
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posted January 24, 2007 07:54 PM |
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I don't know Frank the bartender, in fact I'm not even 100% sure there even is a Frank the Bartender - but I think its a good guess that there might be.
The thing about bartenders like Frank, is that they never measure a full ounce.. they try to be all fancy and stuff, doing bartender tricks and then awful things happen.
For example
1) they spill the alcohol
2) they don't give you that full ounce
3) their spilling makes their hands sticky, and they touch your glass, so your glass gets sticky.
Just thinking about that makes me mad 
But Frank the bartender is okay if you get beer.
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TnT_Addict
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posted January 24, 2007 07:57 PM |
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Hmmm, I know some people I don't know too 
The cat lady who lives below me: aka catwoman, don't know her really but I've met some of her cats... the female ones 
The guy at the car wash: I suspect that he keeps all the change that he finds after he cleans the inside
Kookastar: She's hot, real hot... If she wasn't married I would even consider visiting Australia 
The Pokemon addicted kid: I really think that he should stop feeding his 100 pound poodle, he isn't going to "evolve" anytime soon.
The mouthless girl that wants to sing: Just plain weird sight, trust me you DON'T wanna get to know her.
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baklava
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posted January 24, 2007 08:48 PM |
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There's this guy I don't know, he's old and as I heard kinda religious... Lives somewhere near Rome... Likes to wear some funny hat and has the best graffiti EVER in his crib...
Of people near me, there's this old armless lawyer who creeps around the neighbourhood... He's ok, a little spooky though...
And some lady with the most beautiful dog I've ever seen... He's as dumb as a republican, but looks awesome...
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Guitarguy
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posted February 25, 2007 01:14 PM |
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That chubby middle-aged guy who rides the bus to the university: his tiny white mustache makes him look like a walrus. If he worked out more often, then maybe he won't pant as much.
That elderly lady who jabbed my crotch area with her cane while on the bus: damn, did she really have to do that? I always thought the elderly were the gentler type. Looks like I was standing in a bad place that day.
That grad student TA from ASAN 201 last year: I wonder if she likes younger guys. 
That nerdy-looking guy at the university wears the same jacket every time I see him. Oh, and his beard just doesn't work on him. Add his glasses to that formula, and I'd say he could use a make-over.
-Guitarguy
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russ
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posted February 26, 2007 05:05 AM |
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WOW! That thread is an awesome idea!
Anyways, I do not know this guy at a sandwitch store, but he seems to be living there, sleeping at the back and working whenever he is at "home". Lima is an interesting place...
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william
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posted February 26, 2007 06:11 AM |
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The 12 year old around the corner: I don't like him. He gave me the finger.
LOL, just LOL 
this old lady that walks down the street: she is nice, she sometimes talks to my sister, and she has a dog that she walks every so often.
She seems a nice lady
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Trogdor
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posted February 27, 2007 06:07 AM |
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I also regret not meeting Peter Brock before his unfortunate passing.
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted February 28, 2007 06:33 AM |
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That sex ed teacher around the corner: I don't like her. I gave her the finger.
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bixie
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my common sense is tingling!
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posted February 28, 2007 10:10 PM |
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that sex ed teacher: he is so creepy! my god, i'm mentally scared because of his skin-tight shirt and the day he showed us how to put on a comdom... with a brush handle!!!
anyhoo, we got rid of him by dumping him in a tub of shark infested custard.
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Guitarguy
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posted February 28, 2007 10:14 PM |
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he showed us how to put on a comdom... with a brush handle!!!
Put a condom on a brush handle, or put on a condom with the handle already inside of it? Alright, now the thought's got me freaked. 
-Guitarguy
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bixie
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my common sense is tingling!
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posted February 28, 2007 10:22 PM |
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both, on seperate occassions. second one, we thankfully, didn't see.
the ninjas sent by my girlfriend to delete all the porn i downloaded: i usually send their friends to steal all her make-up.
random idiot who walks their dog in the woods in the middle of the night, whilst we are busy doing...erm...feral stuff: i don't like him, i gave him the finger and his dog premature mange!
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russ
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posted February 28, 2007 10:49 PM |
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Edited by russ at 22:56, 28 Feb 2007.
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I do not know this Peruvian guy, but I´ve heard him use "mmm... que rica la chucha!!!" pickup line. ("mmm... what a nice pussy!")
Interesting approach!
Edit: if posting this offends anyone, please let me know.
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kookastar
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posted March 01, 2007 08:49 AM |
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How successful is this line?
Is he particulary goodlooking, humourous, or rich so he gets away with it?
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posted March 01, 2007 05:58 PM |
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Edit: if posting this offends anyone, please let me know.
You've done it this time Russ 
My feminine side is totally outraged
Anyway there's this hot dog guy who has a stand down the street, I don't know him but the dogs taste great, strange thing is that noone has ever seen where he gets them from. Oh and another weird thingy is all the dissapearing alley cats
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Aculias
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posted March 01, 2007 10:08 PM |
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Ok.
I will talk about TNT.
Alias Tina.
Female surpreme.
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posted March 02, 2007 05:31 AM |
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Anyone here know J.M.?
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pandora
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posted March 02, 2007 07:42 PM |
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J.M - do you mean John Masterstone, the guy with the worlds largest collection of condom covered hairbrushes? That guy sure is a trip - you can't pass by him on the street without him trying to get you to go visit his house to check out his collection. I don't know him myself, but I've heard it told that you don't want to go in there without plugging your nose.. the latex smell absolutely chokes you 
Or did you mean Jinny Michelle - that girl who always wears pink and talks in that horrific baby talk voice."Hewooo sweeet shnooky pie!!" she says to just about everyone - and then proceeds to babble more incoherent nonsense about her little pink poodle. yep. I said "pink poodle" she dyed the poor thing pink the first day she got him - PETA came after her too, they spray painted her pink and little Jinny was absolutely delighted. PETA didn't know what to do after that, so they just left.
Or did you maybe mean John Mayer? I don't know him either, but I've seen his picture before and heard his music on the radio.
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Dingo
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posted March 04, 2007 02:32 AM |
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JOE MAMA!
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russ
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posted March 05, 2007 08:30 PM |
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Edited by russ at 20:34, 05 Mar 2007.
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Quote:
How successful is this line?
Is he particulary goodlooking, humourous, or rich so he gets away with it?
Nah, he is neither of those. (Well... humorous - maybe, because I found it hilarious, but I can`t give him a credit for it because I don`t know if he intended to be funny.  ) He is Perivian, so he can get away with it. That sort of thing is acceptable here.
Oh, and I really really really REALLY hope that this line has 0% chance of working. Quote:
You've done it this time Russ
My feminine side is totally outraged
To save a few keystrokes you could have just said that YOU are totally outraged
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