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RedSoxFan3
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posted January 25, 2007 04:17 AM |
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Three Riddles
1. A man walks into a bar and asks the barman for a glass of water. The barman pulls out a gun and points it at the man. The man says "Thank you" and walks out. Why?
2. A man is lying dead in a field. Next to him is an unopened package. There is not other creature in the field. How did he die?
3. A man pushed his car. He stopped when he reached a hotel at which point he knew he was bankrupt. Why?
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Lith-Maethor
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posted January 25, 2007 04:25 AM |
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ahem
first of all, there should be a similar thread about
and the man at the bar had hiccups
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mr_niceguy
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posted January 25, 2007 07:43 AM |
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The guy's parachute didnt open
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted January 25, 2007 12:42 PM |
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1. It was a water gun
2. He forgot to breathe
3. Playing monopoly
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posted January 26, 2007 04:05 PM |
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Quote:
1. A man walks into a bar and asks the barman for a glass of water. The barman pulls out a gun and points it at the man. The man says "Thank you" and walks out. Why?
He got a shot
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2. A man is lying dead in a field. Next to him is an unopened package. There is not other creature in the field. How did he die?
Heartattack
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3. A man pushed his car. He stopped when he reached a hotel at which point he knew he was bankrupt. Why?
He owned it
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posted January 26, 2007 09:33 PM |
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Dismissed!
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RedSoxFan3
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posted January 29, 2007 05:16 PM |
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Answers:
1.) The man at the had hiccups.
2.) The guy's parachute didn't open.
3.) Playing monopoly.
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