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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
posted August 03, 2007 06:06 PM
Edited by Geny at 18:06, 03 Aug 2007.

Mmmmm, sorry to dissapoint you, but I'm not one of those "you're ugly - 2 more beers and I'll **** you" types.

And why am I the only who drinks here?
*puts a sixpack in front of Pan*
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pandora
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posted August 03, 2007 06:09 PM

*cracks open a beer*

lol, Geny, I never said you and Aculias had to get romantic... pretty much Dragon_Slayer is the only one of us to ever get so drunk as to let that happen ...It's true, I've seen the video

I just said you have to see him dance, he does some things with a mop that you've never seen before - and you'll never see again
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What if Elvin was female?
posted August 03, 2007 06:10 PM
Edited by Geny at 18:12, 03 Aug 2007.

Well as long as he doesn't do it too close to me, I guess it's okay.

P.S. hehe I've reached 30 posts in last 24 hours. Being free of flood restrictions sure is fun.
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posted August 03, 2007 06:13 PM

Well I can't promise you that

Aculias does tend to get a little manic when the music really gets going...

*slides another bottle over to Geny*

You know, before you leave you will end up wearing a pink thong
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What if Elvin was female?
posted August 03, 2007 06:21 PM

Well, I guess it's good to try something new once in a while...
At least let's make sure I won't remember anything.
*drinks the whole bottle this time*

Nwo weher is pceu??/.
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posted August 03, 2007 06:26 PM

"Careful what you wish for"

I better run, I've reached my spam quota for the morning - and I need to run to the lingerie store now to pick up some thongs for later lol

Don't drink it all before I get back !
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What if Elvin was female?
posted August 03, 2007 06:31 PM

Don't wrry, I thnik Il'l taek a nap nwo...
*falls under the table*
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Aculias
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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted August 03, 2007 09:31 PM

Huh what?
Man I must of passed out again on the tew.
I hope I did not have another mood swing talking with the cows again like I did at Dillon Beach.

Oh hey guys I'm up i'm up i'm up zzz.
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posted August 03, 2007 09:36 PM

*peers under table and sees that Geny is still asleep*

Awww... doesn't he look cute?

You know what would make him look even more cute? Make-up!

*pulls out makeup bag and starts to beautify Geny*
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Aculias
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posted August 03, 2007 09:41 PM

*Wakes up as if I knew what was going on*
Make up!!
Did you mention make up ?
I want to put on the lip stick
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posted August 03, 2007 09:42 PM

K, Aculias - we can try this again... but if you eat it this time too - you can't play with mine anymore! You'll have to ask one of the other girls
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posted August 03, 2007 09:44 PM

Bah! I didnt mean me, shoot I always do that when i drink lol.
Then again this is tossquilla & I still said it like that lol.

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Aculias
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posted August 03, 2007 09:47 PM

OK THATS IT!
*out of no where the juke box starts playing STAYING ALIBE by the Beegee's*
Woohoo now all I have to do is put one hand on my hip & the other in the air & time to do the DOnald duck disco fever On the table!!!!!

"AHAHAHAHHH Staying ALIIIIIVE!!!!! Life is going no where, somebody help me.
Somebody help me yea DODODODODODODODODO!!!!!

*Pours more quilla down like water!!!*
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pandora
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posted August 03, 2007 10:06 PM

Oh Aculias, its all good, everyone hears you skipping down the halls singing

I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and gay
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me today
I feel charming
Oh so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real
See the pretty girl in that mirror there?
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me!
I feel stunning
And entrancing
Feel like running
And dancing for joy
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy
GIRLS
Have you met my good friend Maria
The craziest girl on the block?
You'll know her the minute you see her
She's the one who is in an advanced state of shock
She thinks she's in love
She thinks she's in Spain
She isn't in love
She's merely insane
It must be the heat
Or some rare disease
Or too much to eat
Or maybe it's fleas
Keep away from her
Send for Chino
This is not the Maria we know
Modest and pure
Polite and refined
Well-bred and mature
And out of her mind!
Miss America, Miss America, speech!
Miss America, bravo, speech!
MARIA
I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
That the city should give me its key
A committee
Should be organized to honour me
I feel dizzy
I feel sunny
I feel fizzy and funny and fine
And so pretty
Miss America can just resign
See the pretty girl in that mirror there
(What mirror, where?)
Who can that attractive girl be?
(Which, what, where, whom?)
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me!
MARIA & GIRLS
I feel stunning
And entrancing
Feel like running and dancing for joy
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy


We all accept that about you, now go prance and be merry  

Just kidding lol Pass that bottle and give us some vintage Michael Jackson, you know you want to Rock it like Rockin' Robin
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Aculias
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posted August 03, 2007 11:27 PM

Better then having some Jerry I mean Jerry Lewis special
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pandora
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posted August 03, 2007 11:39 PM

What isn't?
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Aculias
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posted August 03, 2007 11:47 PM

Michael Jackson's Special hand picked wine
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posted August 04, 2007 12:48 AM

Peculias, give me a beer, and some food as well.
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posted August 04, 2007 01:13 AM

You didn't say please!
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posted August 04, 2007 01:15 AM

zomg, you're right!

Peculias, may I Please have a Beer....and hurry!
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