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GenieLord
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posted March 11, 2007 07:43 PM |
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The REAL Story Behind HC
Valeriy: "Hmm... I'm so board! I want to do something fun! SLLLAAVVE come here immediatly!"
Pandora: "I'm here, sir."
Valeriy: "I'm board! Read me the list of 'things to do when Val is board'"
*Pandora is searching under a pile of dead people*
Pandora: "I found it, sir."
Valeriy: "I have already told you: don't call me 'sir', it sounds so silly! Call me how I told you to call me!"
Pandora: "Sorry, Valony-Evilony."
Valeriy: "Slave, read the list of 'things to do when Val is board'!"
Pandora: "First of all, there's your favorite hobby, annoy William"
Valeriy: "Nahh... he has already shot himself yesterday."
Pandora: "There's the thing you always do, kill people!"
Valeriy: "Nah, I should finish eating this pile of bodies, we don't have any more room here, Bixie's body filled all the Labratory, we have to get rid of the old bodies bofore getting new ones."
Pandora: "There's a thing that we never tried to do: Let's try to conquer the world!
Valeriy: "Yes, that's what I want to do today! Muhahahaha!" *Evillaugh* "How to do that?"
Pandora: "Let's think about it two minutes, and them get to action, Valony-Evilony. Both of us have good ideas, let's just think and we'll find a good way in few moments.
*6 hours later*
Pandora: "Mabey we'll buy a nuclar rocket!"
Valeriy: "No, I'm saving money for the show of Beetles! Damn, we couldn't find a good idea! I told you, you stupid slave! *Valeriy is angry* "and I'm so hungry! I have to eat a body! I want today a fat one, I'm very hunry... Let's eat Aculias's one! Hehehehe"
*Valeriy eats Aculias's body and go to sleep*
*Valeriy wakes up, the hour is 2 AM*
Valeriy thinks: 'I hate the Altar's community! Let's annoy them untill they'll wanna die! Hehehehehe!" *Evillaugh*
Valeriy: "I will do a new mamber and piss off everyone!"
*Valeriy gets into HC, registers as a new member*
Valeriy: "Slave! How can I call my new evil member on HC?"
Pandora: "I have no clue, Valony-Evilony."
Valeriy: "I have an idea! I'll call it KnightDougal!"
To be continued...
Everything here is humorous, and without any intention to hurt anyone.
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Lord_Woock
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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted March 11, 2007 08:17 PM |
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Everything here is humorous
Especially this bit.
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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kookastar
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posted March 11, 2007 08:53 PM |
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Val is a Vegan, does that make Pecu a carrot? 
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uhuh
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted March 11, 2007 09:10 PM |
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bixie
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my common sense is tingling!
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posted March 11, 2007 09:17 PM |
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hehehe
GL, try and include something about "feeding the Altar"
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Love, Laugh, Learn, Live.
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kookastar
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posted March 11, 2007 09:17 PM |
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A 3-headed Chernobyl carrot
That likes poker
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uhuh
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted March 11, 2007 09:30 PM |
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