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GenieLord
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posted March 24, 2007 12:07 PM |
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Mod Squad Forum's Stories
Every time that a regular user tries to get into the Mod Squad Headquarters forum, there's a nice story about a moderator that prevent the user from getting into the place.
I decided to do new ones for Kookastar and Alcibiades, our new moderators:
Kookastar's Story:
You've heard many rumors about this place, that strange activities go on in there. Finally your curiousity became stronger than fear and here you are, standing next to these heavy wooden doors, shivering with fear and excitement. Your shaky hand raises to knock...
Suddenly you see a hot babe behind you. You whistle and say: "Is your daddy a gardener?" She answeres "Oh yeah, he has plant all these beautiful flowers here". You ask "What's your name? Are you married and what are you doing in the 7th of Febuary?" "My name is Kookastar." Suddenly, her eyes turn red and she says in low scary voice: "To kill! To conquer! To destroy the world! Hehehehe" she laughs, very crule and evil laugh. She walks toward you, with a drawn knife, going to kill you.
Suddenly, Valeriy comes and says "Kookastar, I decided to do you a moderator!" Her eyes turn to their normal colour, she hides her knife and says "Oh really? Great! I just passed arround 'cuase I was hungry, but I didn't think that you'll do me a moderator". Valeriy: "Nah, I always wanted you to be a moderator! You are just like the other moderators in the Mod Squad Headquarters, and you should be one!"
After you hear that all the moderators are like her you decide to keep a large distance from this place and never come back.
Alcibiades's Story:
You've heard many rumors about this place, that strange activities go on in there. Finally your curiousity became stronger than fear and here you are, standing next to these heavy wooden doors, shivering with fear and excitement. Your shaky hand raises to knock...
The door opens and you see a dancing giant. "I'm a moderator, I'm a moderator! Alcibiades the Moderator!" he sings. When he sees you he stops and asks: "What are you doing here?" You answer: "I... just... wanted to know if you really became a moderator..." "Yes I am, and you knew that! Don't lie!" "I just... wanted to see these flowers that Kooka's daddy planted here, they are beautiful" Alcibiades gets really angry and says: "They are gone! A crazy fan of the Red Sox burned them, we don't know why" "Okay, I'll admit, I just wanted to say to Valeriy how great are you as a moderator and that you should be an admin, too." His expression suddenly changes, he smiles and says "He's not here. He went to the Tavern with Kooka."
You leave the place, still shanking a little bit, and decide to kill the first collosus you meet in your way home.
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Geny
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posted March 24, 2007 12:29 PM |
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Someone's been trying to get into the Modsquad...
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GenieLord
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posted March 24, 2007 05:49 PM |
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Someone's been trying to get into the Modsquad...
Just clicked on the forum's name once... Or twice... Mabey two more times. 
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MightyMage
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posted March 24, 2007 05:58 PM |
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Yeah I wish I could see what's inside there. It's so mysterious...
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GenieLord
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posted March 24, 2007 06:04 PM |
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Yeah I wish I could see what's inside there. It's so mysterious...
Would you like me get into your user and show you? 
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pandora
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posted March 24, 2007 06:25 PM |
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*whispers* pssssssst, Mighty Mage, over here I'll protect you! That guy wants to get into your user... I dunno what that means but it sounds really ominous... let's go have some soup and be away from these scary folks....
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted March 24, 2007 06:30 PM |
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Hmm... A vampire avatar that feeds on the accounts of others, a desire to enter MM's user, a very polite and unsuspicious way of talking with others... could it be? GenieLord is the hacker???
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pandora
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posted March 24, 2007 06:32 PM |
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I dunno, but keep your users covered just in case he tries something
*backs away slowly*
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GenieLord
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posted March 24, 2007 06:48 PM |
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LOL!
I haven't said I'll use hacks to get into his user (I'm not hacker...)
I meant that he can give me his password and I'll show him the moderator's forum.
I've always wanted to know what's going on there.
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friendofgunnar
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posted March 24, 2007 09:11 PM |
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Alcibiades!
I really want to know...
how the flock do you say your name?
this is how i've been pronouncing it: Al-chih-bee-ah-deez
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted March 24, 2007 09:17 PM |
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posted March 24, 2007 09:33 PM |
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Yup, much easier
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william
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posted March 24, 2007 10:27 PM |
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I have the same trouble as you Fog
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
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Gnoll_Mage
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posted March 24, 2007 11:14 PM |
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Al-si-bye-a-deez
according to Wikipedia
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Ted
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posted March 24, 2007 11:20 PM |
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Yup, much easier
i agree, same as for Will, or GL
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GenieLord
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posted March 30, 2007 04:07 PM |
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Yup, much easier
i agree, same as for Will, or GL
Or Ted.
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Anyway, you really should add some stories to that nice place.
You have only three. Of Pan, MightyMage and Angelito.
What about The_Cute_Hydra, Lich_King, RedSoxFan3, etc?
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted March 30, 2007 04:56 PM |
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What about The_Cute_Hydra, Lich_King, RedSoxFan3, etc?
Who the **** is the The_Cute_Hydra???
I've never seen him before!
Is he some under cover mod trying to infiltrate the SPAM HQ???
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GenieLord
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posted March 31, 2007 11:37 AM |
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What about The_Cute_Hydra, Lich_King, RedSoxFan3, etc?
Who the **** is the The_Cute_Hydra???
I've never seen him before!
Is he some under cover mod trying to infiltrate the SPAM HQ???
He's the cute twin of The_Hydra.
Just kidding, that's how I call The_Hydra on the MSN when I talk with TDL.
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Ted
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posted March 31, 2007 01:30 PM |
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trying to get on the good side of the mods GL? its a conpericiy
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GenieLord
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posted March 31, 2007 11:33 PM |
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Also Kookastar is more like the girl next door, very kind and NOT into evil things, more of a good-alignment person, so that story doesn't make any sense.
Don't be so sure about that.
Anyway, everyone of us has evil side, even Kooka.
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