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VokialBG
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posted March 29, 2007 10:56 AM |
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The HoMM5 TV Show
VokialBG: Hello everyone! Thanks for the applause, thaks, yeah thanks, More applause are not needed... OK Thanks!
V: Tonight my guest will be one of the most legendary heroes ever! Hero of the Dark, hero who just disappeared many years ago. But now he was found by my personal spies. And he is my guest!
V: Say hello to Sandrooooooo!
(Sandro go on the scene with dancing around him Blood furies and sit on a sofa in front of me)
V: So, Sandro! How are you feeling?
Sandro: Thanks, I'm feeling well.
V: OK, where you was, all these years ?
S: In Axeoth!
V: In Axeoth?! Why you were there?
S: It was not my Idea, Vok. Actually I waited for my plane..., for 30 years...
V: 30 years? For I plane?
S: What could I do, man?
V: Maybe to find a... flying carpet... or something...
S: Hmmmm, good idea...
V: OK, never mind...
V: When you was not here, much things happened, Markal is death (for real), Giavanni is undead leader, the zombies are very, very, very, very weak... What do you think about this?
S: Well, first I'll fire Orson, He is the creator of new model of Zombies - "Z300", with new brains - "B45X" and new limbs - second-hand. But actually I thank that he keep part of the war budget for himself, and he is using cheap limbs - third-hand and old soviet stuffs from space rockets.
V: Hmmm interesting... thesis, my show-team is very provident, and now on our phone line is Orson!
V: Colleagues, have we connection with Orson, now?
Colleague: Yeah!
V: Hello, Orson, here in our studio is Sandro, and he charge you, that you use cheap limbs - third-hand and old soviet stuffs from ...
S: Space rockets.
V: Yeah, space rockets, for your new zombies
Orson: Ohhh s*it..., I mean THIS IS NOT TRUE!
S: It is!
O: It's not!
S: It is!
O: It's not!
S: It is!
O: It's not!
V: Enough!!! Sandro can you prove your charge?
S: Yeah! I have a photo!
O: It's false!
S: No it is not!
O: Yes it is!
S: No it is not!
O: Yes it is are!
V: OK, OK, let stop and see the photo.
V: Hmmmmm, and where is this from? (Vokial show another photo to the cameras)
S: Uhhhhhh this is me... in the bath-room...
V: Orson, something in your vindication?
O: Well, Sandro have no hair I'm not guilty! He doesn't use shampoo...
V: No, I mean for the first photo!
O: Mmmmmmmmm,..... This is a montage!
S: No it is not!
O: Yes it is!
S: No it is not!
O: Yes it is!
S: No it is not!
O: Yes it is!
(VokialBG's voice on a background of brawl) : Colleagues, plaese let see the breaks... now!
Break 1
Break 2
Break 3
Break 4
(The phone line with Orson is disconnected)
V: OK, Sandro, I have another question for you... What do you think about Syrus?
S: Syrus is my friend, we were classmates. He was inconstant student...
V: Then why he say that he is your killer?
S: Actually we were in team. He paid me 20 000 achan dollars every month!
V: 20 000?! Every month! From where he have all the money?
S: Bargain-sale, elementary magic tricks in kindergartens...
V: Why he wanted to lie?
S: He brought mana "under - the - table", you know...
V: I hope, that you'll be guest in our studio again, Sandro!
S: Thanks I will! If you pay me again... I mean if you invite me again...
S: Ohhhhh I have a present for you, Vok. (Sandro take out a tray with cookis) Mama made them!
V: Mmmmmm thanks, Sandro! (Vokial grab a cooki and eat it)
V: Delicious! Can I ask for the ingredients?
S: Better don't...
V: Yeah, right cool...
 I know....
Moderator's note: Thread moved on request of author.
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Elvin
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posted March 29, 2007 12:57 PM |
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Blasphemer!
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VokialBG
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posted March 29, 2007 02:05 PM |
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Quote:
Blasphemer!
Me!? Why, Elvin?
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Elvin
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posted March 29, 2007 03:15 PM |
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Edited by Elvin at 15:35, 29 Mar 2007.
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The way you portray Sandro hehe  Not enough intriguing or reserved yet anger-consumed evil archetype in him. Still a fun read!
Edit: Btw to avoid any misunderstandings I wasn't serious about it. I expected him a little different but not to the point of calling a heretic! 
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