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baklava
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posted April 09, 2007 11:55 AM |
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The New Cursing System
I got tired of typing **** whenever I want to curse, but I was blessed with a vision of the new cursing system (heavenly chorus is heard) :
Basically, they are replaced with their scientific equals so that everyone understands them yet it's not rude at all.
1) Make Love - examples: 'What the making love are you talking about?!' or 'Go make love with yourself!'
2) Product of the digestive system - examples: 'This is bullproduct of the digestive system!' or 'Holy product of the digestive system!'
3) Female canine being - example: 'Why do you have to be such a female canine being all the time?'
Etcetera, etcetera. Quite ingenious, you would agree. 
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"Let me tell you what the blues
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money,
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Howlin Wolf
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bixie
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my common sense is tingling!
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posted April 09, 2007 12:57 PM |
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thats going to really ruin the bastardly quiz
"the illegiamate child who is very annoying at whatever they do quiz"
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted April 09, 2007 03:39 PM |
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Or you could just refrain from cursing...
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Lord_Woock
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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted April 09, 2007 03:40 PM |
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What up, member of the black race? 
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Yolk and God bless.
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RedSoxFan3
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Fan of Red Sox
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posted April 09, 2007 04:38 PM |
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4.) Kramer - Stupid kramer stole my bike.
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Go Red Sox!
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Trogdor
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Words in a custom title
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posted April 10, 2007 10:03 AM |
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THE *BLEEP* WITH THIS I'M KICKING THE *BLEEP*ING CURSING SYSTEM'S *BLEEP*!!!!!!!!!
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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baklava
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posted April 10, 2007 03:35 PM |
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Quote:
Or you could just refrain from cursing...
 But... where's the fun in that?
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"Let me tell you what the blues
is. When you ain't got no
money,
you got the blues."
Howlin Wolf
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Geny
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Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted April 10, 2007 06:29 PM |
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Don't know, man? Cursing is bad for you.
Make love not war curse
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