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bixie
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Legendary Hero
my common sense is tingling!
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posted April 12, 2007 11:19 PM |
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the HCHIGNFY
intro starts up
welcome to a special HC version of have i got news for you, the topical quizshow that has been one of britians leading satire programs for over 16 years which brought you moments like this and this (with paula yates!) and this (this is how they got rid of angus deyton!)
in this HC version, naturally we can't have quite so much satire. so the revised version is
basic rules
1) there will be two teams ,one red, the other blue. to participate for a team, simply type what you want to say in the colouring you want to support.
2) points will be given by me for correct answers and funny answers.
3) there will be four rounds, the caption contest, the "odd one out" round, the "missing words" round and the "sences we'd like to see" from another topical quiz show "mock the week" with this as an example.
caption contest rules
1) points are awarded for comic captions.
2) there will be three pictures to take captions from. however, these will be done from different posts, and once a new one has been placed, the old one is gone! no exceptions!
3) it caries on going until i move onto the next one.
odd one out rules
1) there will be four "odd one out" groups, each containing four pictures of different people or groups.
2) players must guess the odd one out, and the reason behind it. with the previous one, once the answer has been guessed, we move on to a new one.
3) points will be given for correct answers, and funny ones.
missing words rules
1) the missing words themselves will be represented by a line of ....
2) there will be 5!
3) players must guess the words. like the previous ones, once the .... been given, we move on to a .... one
4) points will be given for correct answers, and .... ones
sences we'd like to see rules
1) i will give a subject like "things a sports commentator will never say" and players must come in with there suggestions.
2) there are no limits on correctness, so it continues until i say stop. there will be 2 subjects.
3) this is a solely funny answer round!
right, lets begin with the caption contest
first picture
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Love, Laugh, Learn, Live.
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Daystar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Back from the Dead
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posted April 13, 2007 04:37 AM |
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Edited by Daystar at 04:38, 13 Apr 2007.
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Take the photo, my mouth hurts!
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How exactly is luck a skill?
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baklava
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Mostly harmless
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posted April 13, 2007 01:26 PM |
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No you cannot touch my penis
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"Let me tell you what the blues
is. When you ain't got no
money,
you got the blues."
Howlin Wolf
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bixie
Promising
Legendary Hero
my common sense is tingling!
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posted April 13, 2007 10:30 PM |
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next picture
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Love, Laugh, Learn, Live.
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friendofgunnar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
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posted April 14, 2007 11:30 AM |
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Angry at fate for making him short, Alfredo decided to release his anger on the neighborhood's rabbits.
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TitaniumAlloy
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Legendary Hero
Professional
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posted April 14, 2007 11:46 AM |
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See? He looks nothing like me!
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John says to live above hell.
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tnt_addict
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
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posted April 14, 2007 11:55 AM |
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baklava
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Mostly harmless
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posted April 14, 2007 12:35 PM |
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After some interrogation, it was found that the rabbit was telling the truth; he WAS indeed just Busta Rhymes heading to the mask party.
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"Let me tell you what the blues
is. When you ain't got no
money,
you got the blues."
Howlin Wolf
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bixie
Promising
Legendary Hero
my common sense is tingling!
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posted April 14, 2007 01:00 PM |
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next and final picture
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Love, Laugh, Learn, Live.
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baklava
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Mostly harmless
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posted April 14, 2007 01:09 PM |
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Uhm... Anyone's got some duct tape?
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"Let me tell you what the blues
is. When you ain't got no
money,
you got the blues."
Howlin Wolf
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TitaniumAlloy
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Professional
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posted April 14, 2007 02:42 PM |
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So do I pass my drivers test?
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John says to live above hell.
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tnt_addict
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
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posted April 14, 2007 04:18 PM |
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bixie
Promising
Legendary Hero
my common sense is tingling!
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posted April 14, 2007 04:54 PM |
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Edited by bixie at 17:18, 14 Apr 2007.
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at the end of that round, the flash-in-the-pans are the blue team with 3 and the bright sparks are the red team with 5!
right, now onto our odd one out round.
Blue team your four are
tony blair
keith richards
mitch benn and
Tnt_addict
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Love, Laugh, Learn, Live.
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baklava
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Mostly harmless
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posted April 14, 2007 05:45 PM |
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I know I shouldn't meddle in the affairs of the blue team but I'd pick Mitch Benn... Out of those four, he's the only one that isn't a goblin. Except perhaps Tnt_Addict but we can't know that for sure, can we?
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"Let me tell you what the blues
is. When you ain't got no
money,
you got the blues."
Howlin Wolf
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bixie
Promising
Legendary Hero
my common sense is tingling!
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posted April 14, 2007 10:36 PM |
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thats not the right answer, i'm afraid.
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Love, Laugh, Learn, Live.
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