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MightyMage
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Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted April 19, 2007 05:37 AM |
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Let's Have Peace
Each player makes one character with no special powers whatsoever.
Here is the plot of the story.
Namus has ruled the VW for hundreds of years. Everybody loves him and all is peaceful. Nothing could ever go wrong.
My character is named Fred and is from the Suburbs. He is capable of driving fast and getting lost easily. He can also slack off at work and do most stuff that any other guy can do.
Go on. Make your characters and let's have some peace...maybe some tea or coffee. Would anyone like a cookie?
Lets Have War
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted April 19, 2007 05:54 AM |
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Okay my character will be Big Momma. All my children will beat you up. The only way to defeat me and my children is by sealing me away in an Emerald Jail. No other jail will be strong enough.
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Go Red Sox!
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted April 19, 2007 02:02 PM |
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My character is Mvass, the fire elemental. He has the power to light anything on fire, even if it isn't flammable. The only way to kill him is to destroy the pendant that his summoner has, and his summoner is hidden in a prison deep within the Inferno and is guarded by Fire Demons.
*Teleports into Namus's hall* *puts sword up to Namus's neck*
Mvass: Surrender or die! End your SPAM domination!
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Eccentric Opinion
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted April 19, 2007 10:00 PM |
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I'm creating a second character called Moderator whose only ability is to ban any character or characters named Mvass or such similar names there of from posting in this thread.
*Moderator bans Mvass from Let's Have Peace*
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Go Red Sox!
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friendofgunnar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
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posted April 19, 2007 10:20 PM |
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My name is Synclavious. I work in an office and take calls from people complaining about software I didn't write. When I'm not taking calls I'm watching the clock. After I get home I work on model trains.
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted April 19, 2007 10:32 PM |
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Moderator actually banned a Fire Elemental whom Mvass created just for that purpose. It is a decoy. It takes everything aimed at anything named Mvass or a similar name, and absorbs all of it.
Anyway,
Mvass: Well, Namus?
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Eccentric Opinion
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RedSoxFan3
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Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted April 19, 2007 10:37 PM |
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Wow this one is just as annoying.
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Go Red Sox!
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted April 20, 2007 12:39 AM |
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mr_niceguy
Famous Hero
of power
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posted April 20, 2007 02:51 AM |
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We need more peace in the world!!
(psst, it's a pun)
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a stich in time saves nine... what the hell does that mean?
If u enjoy telling ur friends of how uve never been beaten with ur own legs, u'd rethink making a comment
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted April 20, 2007 05:25 AM |
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Fred has just walked into the office where he works. As usual he's about 10 minutes late. He can't stand the squeaky voiced secretary at the front but he is nice to her so she doesn't report his tardiness.
Fred: Hey, how you doing Mary?
Mary: Oh Fred, I'm doing just wonderful. It's Marvelous Monday. You know what that means.
Fred: Uh, not really but I'm sure you'll tell me.
Mary: Why that's when you take that bumpy grumpy Monday blues and flip it around. Turn that frown upside down Fred.
Fred: Yeah, I'll get right on that. Right after Coleman gives me a raise.
Larry Coleman is Fred's ***hole of a boss who prides himself in making everyone around him hate their lives. His other joy in life is making Fred work the weekends because he knows Fred is too much of a pansy to say no.
Larry: Yeah, hi Fred. Look, glad you're here. We need to talk about the weekend. You see, we got a lot of shipments in and it's overloading our program. Yeah, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Saturday. Yeah. Also, we could use your help on Sunday as well so why don't you go ahaed and plan on coming in then too. Great. See you later.
Fred: (under his breath) ***hole...
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted April 20, 2007 05:28 AM |
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Are you smarter then a 5th grader.
You dont need a pencil & a paper.
DADADADADAAADADA
DADADADADAAADADA
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Dreaming of a Better World
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pomo
Famous Hero
The lone peasant
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posted April 20, 2007 05:35 AM |
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Hi, my name is Albert - I've just moved here, and I'd like to invite you all to a dinner party to celebrate. At the dinner party you won't be forbidden to talk about religion, politics or sex - but we'll all whisper about you if you do. Frank (that's your name right?), you can ***** about your boss as much as you want, assuming you make it, but my wife Magda lunches with his sister - so when you have one glass of cheap bubby too many and tell us all how you'd like to see his face when you're the boss and you tell him his services are no longer required - well let's just say you won't see Saturday night live ever again.
Nice to meet you all!
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TitaniumAlloy
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Professional
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posted April 20, 2007 03:20 PM |
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Hi my characters name is Oliver.
He likes to sleep and often reads before sleeping. Mostly non-fiction books. He has brown hair and brown eyes and nondescript skin, and lacks the ability to show facial expression.
He sometimes walks to his work and sometimes he will take public transport, always payed for in full despite its inconvenient lack of punctuality.
For his work he counts copper coins for another man who tells him to count the copper coins. Often the number of copper coins can be up into the triple digits. Not often though. The rest are silver. Oliver never questions why he does his job.
After work he sometimes walks home, and sometimes he will take public transport, always payed for in full despite its inconvenient lack of punctuality.
Punctuality doesn't matter in the afternoon.
He has no wife because he doesn't know any women, and they are often turned away by the lack of variation in the tone of his voice.
His eyes are very wide.
Oliver likes to sleep.
Sometimes he reads books before sleeping.
His eyes are very wide.
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John says to live above hell.
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted April 21, 2007 02:22 AM |
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Lets have......No I wont say what I usually say 
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Dreaming of a Better World
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted April 21, 2007 05:44 AM |
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Another day, another dollar. This was Fred's first thought every morning as he crawled out of bed after hitting the snooze alarm six times.
Fred: Oh God please let me go today without killing my boss.
The only thing that kept Fred from doing just that were the words of wisdom that his grandfather always used to tell him.
Grand Dad: Don't you ever go killin no one less you plan on hidin out in Mexico. You get caught and you'll be takin it up the butt from Bubba for 25 years ta life if you catch my drift. He he he.
Yeah, good old Grand Dad. Always a joker.
Sam: (Fred's stoner roomate) Hey Fred, guess what?
Fred: What?
Sam: I'm totally a scientist now. I'm gonna be rich.
Fred: Oh God! You didn't put tinfoil in the Microwave again did you?
Sam: Dude, no. Why would I do that? That's just stupid.
Fred: Yeah, that's what I told you when you did it last time...and the time before that.
Sam: Oh.
Fred: Look, I don't have time for this. I'm already late as is.
Sam: Ok, but if you need to do any laundry you're gonna have to take it to the laundromat. Our laundry room is...uh...sorta out of order.
Fred: ...I hate you...
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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