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Shai-Hulud
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posted April 27, 2007 12:05 AM |
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Newcomers, RUN NOW!
Valery is EVIL!Valery tied us up all here. Valery is keeping us here by FORCE!!! 
Actually if you read the description of each board backwise you will see satanic incantations. I will tell you why Valery created each of the forums...
Online Tournaments
Tournament of Honor: We all know it. The last time the posters from that forum went outside was just for 2 hours the day before Heroes V was launched so they would get food supplies for the next 4 years! From here he recruits his army of warriors
LRH Tournament: These guys refused to go out for supplies since the launch of Heroes 3, they just continously play and from time to time they post in that forum. Most of the members sustain themselves by eating the moss on the walls of their house. Even if much more less brainless people here, they are the fiercest. They are so tied up, so I advise you if we are ever going to try to escape, forget them . DISH THEM ALL OUT 
Heroes Boards
There isn't much to be said about the people there. They ALL are the same. All of them are fanatical worshipers gathering in the Temple of Ashan or in The Altar of Wishes. This is the place where Valery gets his power from. ZOUNDS of mindless zombies worshiping him. Threads like this one are actually made by Valery clones to bring more souls.
Disscusion Boards
Newcomers Inn:This is the main chaining and slavery converting room.Here, newcomers are directed to all sort of weird topics to twist their minds."Come here", "go there" is a command given to all.And they all go,never to return from the twisting labirynth.
Tavern of the Rising Sun:Even prior to entering this evil land, Valery poisons your mind with a special herbs in some "ale".Here, Valery's evil minions try to sfriddle your mind to find out more about you, so they can entangle you faster and deeper.A clear example would be Tell the truth, the whole truth, nothing but the truth thread created by one of the long time demonic generals HEXA.
Volcanic Wastelands:This is one of the worst places to be. YOU DO NOT WANT TO GO IN THERE. Here, ever eternal damned souls are put to Sisif's labor. Posting and posting and posting some more and the next day geting deleted. Valery tried to hide its malefic content, but he did not fool me. You can see the 667 number of posts in the picture. 667 - THE NEIGHBOR OF THE BEAST
Other Games Exists Too:Valery prefers his victims to be Heroes of Might and Magic addicts, but he can do with others too. Eventually ALL will bend to his will.
Bards Glade Pyre(RPG):Another one of the top worst places to be. Here, fanatical zombies lost to the outside world indulge themselves in so called fantasy worlds, parallel to our universe. They will try to chain you by promise with unimaginable heroic(more like demonic) powers. To be advised, that here, no human soul roams.Only demonic, as we can see from their way of reffering to themselves using the 3rd person.
Other Side of the Monitor:This is were all try to make you think these people are not slaves to Valery and do actually have a life.They talk about stuff the milkman told them about in his weekly visit to see if they are still alive.They all talk about the great life they have with their kids,family, even post fake pictures with their girlfriends.. All LIES! LIES! AND EVEN MORE LIES!
Community Boards
Age of Heroes Coliseum:All here are trying to brew more ways for Valery to own souls.Mostly, nothing can surpass Valery's evilness,but from time to time a dark knight arises and suggests more perverted ways.
Turban Tribunal:I know this VERY WELL... it's.. uhh.. nevermind. NEXT
Mod Squad Headquarters:Last in the list, there is this ... this... unspeakable den of evilness.Only Valery's personal guards are allowed here. They talk and plan and muster their demonic forces.Once you get your name in the lists there its for sure no way around! Either you get promoted in their ranks of evilness, either you are marked...
So there it is... I have spoken out, and probably this is my last sign of humanity as Valery is turning me into one oh his mindless zombies!
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~~~Azzy~~~
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alcibiades
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
of Gold Dragons
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posted April 27, 2007 12:21 AM |
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lol ... just lol
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What will happen now?
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Geny
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Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted April 27, 2007 09:51 AM |
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My eyes are open now!!!
Look, even alc - Val's personal smiter, is laughing and mocking our feeble attempts to get ourselves free!
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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radar
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Legendary Hero
Castle/Haven player
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posted April 27, 2007 01:01 PM |
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Edited by radar at 13:08, 27 Apr 2007.
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I have escaped the beast by one post are the wastelands pandora's kingdom? she colaborates with evil 
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Shai-Hulud
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posted April 27, 2007 01:42 PM |
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I have escaped the beast by one post are the wastelands pandora's kingdom? she colaborates with evil
This is the actual number that was on yesterday  I didn't edit the image or stuff like that. Was writing the post and when i reached the VW i saw that it had 667 posts ( Hey it's not 666 The Number of the Beast , but its the next "best" thing : 667 - The Neighbor of the Beast )
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~~~Azzy~~~
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VokialBG
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Legendary Hero
First in line
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posted April 27, 2007 08:24 PM |
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Edited by VokialBG at 20:25, 27 Apr 2007.
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lol ... just lol
Ehhhoooo... Alci... you can't fool me with post like this one, that Shai-Hulud's story is imaginary LoL
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