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Shai-Hulud
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Sicomor
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posted May 29, 2007 02:33 AM |
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Your personal shrink is here!
You are in an impossible situation! You need help! You need proffesional help! Write a letter to your personal shrink to get that help!
"To my dearest helper...
They look nice?
My girlfriend just left me just 3 hours ago. 
They look nice!?
And i have a very big inner strugle now.They look nice! She used to make some very, very nice muffins.They look nice! Just this morning before we had the big fight she made some of those delicious muffins.They look nice! Me and my girlfriend use to eat those just before our love sessions..  They look nice!
So now I am siting in front of the plate with the muffins.They look nice. I can see them. They look nice! And i'm trying to decide, whether I should eat them or not. They look nice!  But if I eat them, I'll get to miss my now ex-girlfriend, and that will be very bad and make me go suicidal. They look nice! But if I don't eat them, I will have to throw them away.
They look niiiiiiiiice! 
Looking forward,
Shai-Sicomor"
Rules: Post an answer to the person's problem above you and write a problem letter yourself.
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russ
Promising
Supreme Hero
blah, blah, blah
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posted May 29, 2007 05:20 AM |
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Is this for real? I would try to resolve the situation with the girl, then eat the muffins with her. If not, then forget the muffins, go out and have some fun.
My problem? I want to be a millionaire, but I am not.
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted May 29, 2007 07:25 AM |
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People on the forum always call me 'Trodger' instead of 'Trogdor' Can you help me there?
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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pomo
Famous Hero
The lone peasant
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posted May 29, 2007 08:02 AM |
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I suggest you register a new account with the username 'Trodger' so that there won't be any further inconsistency between your self-concept and the behaviour of other forumers.
I'm doing a PhD. Why on earth would I do something so stupid?!?
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Shai-Hulud
Known Hero
Sicomor
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posted May 29, 2007 02:45 PM |
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"Dear pomo,
Knowing your sexual abuses background and both knowing why you are here, in this mental institution ( I will explain once again : Chickens are not the same things as chicks! ). We all know what are you reffering as PhD. It's NOT a good idea.
Please refrain from this type of thoughts if we want any progress.
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"Dear shrink,
I am trying to figure out if I should apply for a sex-change operation. It really intrigues me. My personality has shown over the years that I am not very well fitted in this kind of body ?
But i have one slight dilemma which stops me from doing it.
My friends here, in my cell, serving 10 to 20, it takes months till you get your 1st period. 
What should I do ?
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P.S.
1.This is all wrong... definetally very very wrong. You have to make up very weird situations for the sakes of... fun, not real life. Sure we would love to hear your personal dilemmas as why you are eating waffles instead of brownies, but please post them in a very intriguing way.
2.Erm.. Trogdor.. Thank you very much for you so very very intriguing post so very helpful to the thread 
3.Hell, I am a lousy poster myself, always have been. But at least I'm trying. 2 years ago I had to leave HC cause I was too much of a lousy poster comparing to the guys back then.But now, all just want to make 1 lines posts.I am not saying 1 line posts are bad. But this what we all get and give. Only chance people post more is when got flame wars.And no, it's not just making longer posts, but trying to write something good....
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~~~Azzy~~~
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baklava
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Mostly harmless
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posted May 30, 2007 10:21 PM |
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Ah, always nice to see a colleague psychiatrist at work... Mind if I asked you a simple question?
A man walks in your ordinance and holsters a gun. He looks like he has some issues. What is the first thing you would say to him?
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"Let me tell you what the blues
is. When you ain't got no
money,
you got the blues."
Howlin Wolf
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted June 02, 2007 05:58 AM |
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Maybe because we love the hair trodger 
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Dreaming of a Better World
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