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bixie
Promising
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my common sense is tingling!
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posted September 12, 2007 06:09 PM |
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congratulations baklava.
here is a holiday to the Hellton hotels...
enjoy
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baklava
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Mostly harmless
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posted September 17, 2007 09:22 PM |
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I think I deserve a QP - I won the competition after all 
j/k
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"Let me tell you what the blues
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money,
you got the blues."
Howlin Wolf
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Geny
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Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted September 17, 2007 10:12 PM |
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I know why you put the "j/k" part, 'cause you suddenly remembered that asking QPs for yourself will never get you QPs, so you disguised your request as a joke, thus giving the mods an option to grant you a QP!
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I think I confused myself.
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kookastar
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posted September 17, 2007 10:33 PM |
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or maybe he remembered he embarrassed me by publishing my hcm!!!
j/k
I'm complettely impartial of course!
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uhuh
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baklava
Honorable
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Mostly harmless
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posted September 18, 2007 03:02 PM |
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Quote:
I know why you put the "j/k" part, 'cause you suddenly remembered that asking QPs for yourself will never get you QPs, so you disguised your request as a joke, thus giving the mods an option to grant you a QP!
And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids spammers!
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"Let me tell you what the blues
is. When you ain't got no
money,
you got the blues."
Howlin Wolf
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Geny
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Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted September 18, 2007 09:02 PM |
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Edited by Geny at 23:24, 18 Sep 2007.
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Another mystery solved QP prevented!
Now where are my Scooby Dooby snacks?
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bixie
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my common sense is tingling!
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posted September 19, 2007 07:22 PM |
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Rar, reres rar rooby rnacks, reny?
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted September 25, 2007 07:47 AM |
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Edited by Mytical at 11:41, 26 Sep 2007.
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True torment. Hell has one song, played constantly, over and over. It is Achy Breaky Heart, and no matter where you go or what you do, you hear that song. It has one tv channel, and that one channel always shows the same show. Pee Wee's Big Top Adventure. Occasionally however, they do run a special program. Barney (the purple dinosaur). When you are asleep they beam this program directly to your brain, so you even dream about it.
Each meal is the same, and it is the food you hate the most. You are stuck in the most boring job with no hope of promotion or change. Work is only 6 hours a day, but then after for 14 hours ou are tortured (while hearing the song and being forced to watch that tv show) in some terrible way. You get to sleep 4 hrs (though you have that dang nightmare), then it starts all over again. All dying does it restart the day. For a change of pace 1 time every month, you recieve a day off. On that day you are forced to attend a seminar on pencils, and their fabulous uses. 24 hrs straight, and you are unable to sleep or block out the seminar.
Last but not least, there is your boss at work. It will always be some idiot who likes to bully people and knows absolutely nothing. They will be the most annoying, ignorant, and clueless person. But they insist everything be done their way, and since it is hell you have no choice.
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william
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Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted October 26, 2007 08:59 AM |
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Is any of this going to get judged properly?
I spent some time making my thing, and I would actually like this to get judged properly 
Other people also did a good job, and it would be good to have this judged normally.
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waste the hours in an off-hand
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baklava
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Legendary Hero
Mostly harmless
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posted October 27, 2007 04:30 PM |
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Edited by baklava at 19:22, 27 Oct 2007.
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Sigh...
You big babies.
Because of contestants insisting that I mark this the way it should be marked, I will.
Cause I'm such a lovely guy. Deep inside me.
So let's get to marking.
1st place - the Lord of Hell:
 BIXIE
His work is not as long as some others, however he mentioned Harry Potter (negatively), Black Sabbath, Beethoven, and primarily - Terry Pratchett's Good Omens which is one of my all-time favourite books ever.
2nd place - the Pit Overseer:
WILLIAM
Quite a long post, with a lot of work put into it. It even has a few attempts of humor, which is rather unusual for William. He has deserved an honorary title.
3rd place - the Vizier of Torture:
GENIELORD
Everything making fun of McDonald's is worthy of respect. Besides, it's a great post.
4th place - the Mistress of Pain:
KOOKASTAR
The echidna is fascinating. You would've been at least 2nd if you hadn't put Robin Williams in Hell.
5th place - the Toilet-Cleaner of Hell
FriendofGunnar
Quote: "Robin Williams in Hell. Final Justice is sweet, oh yeah."
Minus 5843 points for that one.
Your hell is ok, though.
So there ya go. Hope everyone is satisfied.
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"Let me tell you what the blues
is. When you ain't got no
money,
you got the blues."
Howlin Wolf
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bixie
Promising
Legendary Hero
my common sense is tingling!
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posted October 27, 2007 08:16 PM |
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WOOHOO
(puts on Megadeth "Prince of darkness", starts singing along)
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william
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Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted October 28, 2007 02:07 PM |
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Edited by william at 06:35, 30 Oct 2007.
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Awesome, I came 2nd, w00t.
Thanks for marking them
EDIT:
Btw, I saw that you said that it is rather unusual of me having humour in my post(s).
Well, I think you could ask a few people and they will tell you I am very funny, and have a good sense of humour.
I just do not put any of it in my posts here
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Geny
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Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted October 30, 2007 09:51 AM |
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Btw, I saw that you said that it is rather unusual of me having humour in my post(s).
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I just do not put any of it in my posts here
So in other words - he is right.
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Mytical
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Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted October 30, 2007 10:03 AM |
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*sniff* I didn't even place. Even against one that recieved - 5843. Hehe maybe mine was too horrible to contemplate.
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baklava
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Mostly harmless
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posted October 30, 2007 04:30 PM |
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Don't worry Will, I believe you are a humorous person.
Sort of.
It's just that most of us doesn't understand the jokes. 
J/k, you're alright
Mytical, your Hell was posted after the competition finished, so I couldn't take it into account... But it's a good one.
Does it matter really? It's not like there are any rewards or anything
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"Let me tell you what the blues
is. When you ain't got no
money,
you got the blues."
Howlin Wolf
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chandler
Bad-mannered
Hired Hero
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posted October 30, 2007 05:56 PM |
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Can I join if so my Hell name is InuYasha.Remember everyone should go to hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted October 31, 2007 07:12 AM |
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I wasn't really serious with mine lol. Sure, it is torture to have to listen to songs like Achy Breaky, but there is much worse out there (torture wise). Just was stuck in my office which the higher ups were playing boy band music and Britney Spears over and over and over...seemed like Hell to me.
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baklava
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Mostly harmless
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posted November 01, 2007 01:35 AM |
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Ummm this contest is actually over... What's with the sudden interest?
You can post your hells here freely if you want, I'm not against it, but the rating part is done...
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"Let me tell you what the blues
is. When you ain't got no
money,
you got the blues."
Howlin Wolf
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kookastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted November 18, 2007 06:40 AM |
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Contest over, Thread closed
If you feel there is enough interest for a second hell contest then you can start one, but something new would be more fun
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uhuh
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