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rogue
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posted October 25, 2001 05:37 PM |
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The Naked Heroes Thread!!!
Ok, I've got the solution to everybody's problems!
I see the naked girls thread is popular...
I also see that many people are complaining about the lack of Heroes-related topics...
So, here's a topic about which heroes we'd like to see naked!! It should appeal to the male and female members of this board.
First pic for me - Jenova!
I mean, I've always had a thing for sexy elf chicks, but she takes the cake. She looks like she could be a model or something - where else would she be getting this 350 gold per day, huh? Yeah, she takes it all off in some secret elven treefort, and is paid well for the entertainment.
I'd pay 350 gold to see her naked - provided that I could use the coins that have chocolate inside them. 
Anyway, you all can do what you want with this thread. It's obviously meant to be a joke, so I won't be offended if it dies, and I'm a mod, so I won't get a quality point if it hits 2000 views either.
...and I bet some of the ladies will mention the non-Lich version of Lord Haart.
That's all for now. I'm glad I was able to think of a solution that combines heroes with naked people, since those are the two reasons we all go to this forum.
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Lith-Maethor
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posted October 25, 2001 06:22 PM |
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this is not good...
...I agree with rogue for th second time...
...Jenova is THE Elven babe...
...actually most Elven lassies should do...
...perhaps one or too nuns (Anezkaaaaaaa ..oops!!! wrong game)...
...and a couple of the she-Conan chicks...
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CraigHack
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posted October 25, 2001 06:44 PM |
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Jenove rulez!!!
Jenova is one nice looking Elf alright! I dont think I have one to top her. You won't get many votes for Aislinn, most people think thats a male anyway.
Gem gets my vote for good looks throughout the Heroes series tho. I think she was in Heroes 1, someone check for me.
Next lets do an UGLY Heroes list! Way more to choose from.
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UnkaHaakon
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posted October 25, 2001 06:53 PM |
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KIll me now, because I've finally seen everything ....
ROTFL
But, to stay as on-topic as I can here, I gotta go with Catherine (not that her Fredrick's of Hollywood armor covered all that much anyway)
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rogue
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posted October 25, 2001 07:05 PM |
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Edited By: rogue on 25 Oct 2001
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ugly heroes
well, we can always talk about what heroes we don't wanna see naked too...
as long as heroes and nakedness are involved, it's all good.
As for Catherine, this is amusing:
Harukaba, the other person who writes on my website (aside from myself) always commented on how Catherine doesn't dress properly. I mean, on the movie sequences, she's standing around talking with soldiers and stuff in her bikini bottoms...
Not very queenly to be showing so much skin I suppose. I always found it amusing that she mentioned it so often.
I never thought much of it myself, because the male-dominated game industry always portrays females in fantasy games as the sexy scantily clad types, but it would be cool to see more females wearing normal outfits that still look cool. Like Gem from SoD for example. she's a nice gal.
Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure Gem was in Heroes 1 as well.
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Milena
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posted October 25, 2001 07:07 PM |
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They all want to see me naked! :-O
I used to have Jenova's picture but when I came here, I saw Jezebel and chose it. Who I want to see naked?? Solmyr. *blushes*
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rogue
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posted October 25, 2001 07:10 PM |
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Genies are pretty sexy too...
That's interesting.
I always thought Daremyth was very pretty, but it turns out she already has a boyfriend. Her and Solmyr have been together for a while now.
Problem is, they wanted to have children, but they couldn't reproduce because they're both a cloud of vapor from the waist down.
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Lord_Woock
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posted October 25, 2001 07:11 PM |
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I think that if there were some undead gals here, they'd choose Sandro LMFAO.
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UnkaHaakon
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posted October 25, 2001 07:12 PM |
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Ok ... to look at the negative side..Heroes I wouldn't want to see in their Birthday suits:
ANY Beastmaster
ANY Battlemage
ANY Witch (with one possible exception)
On the plus side, it might be nice to see Aine the Wizard in Queen Catherine's armor ... 
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Lord_Woock
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posted October 25, 2001 07:16 PM |
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Yes, Gem was in HoMM1 and 2. Don't know about KB though . I don't remember any hero from HoMM3, but I'll try and choose someone from HoMM2 later.
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rogue
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posted October 25, 2001 07:18 PM |
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Quote:
I think that if there were some undead gals here, they'd choose Sandro LMFAO.
Well, he certainly does look rather dignified for a smiling skull. And he was also in the series since HoMM 1.
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Lith-Maethor
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posted October 25, 2001 07:23 PM |
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Unka...
...is Adrienne your exception?
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Lord_Woock
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posted October 25, 2001 07:27 PM |
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Yeah, he was in HoMM1. But making him a warlock made me mad. He's a necromancer! But hey, there was no necromancer in HoMM1, and Sandro is better as a warlock than a sorceress lol.
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Milena
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posted October 25, 2001 07:31 PM |
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Lith,
you never told me what your choice for a naked chick would be. C'mon, dear, admit it! *winks*
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Lith-Maethor
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posted October 25, 2001 07:37 PM |
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"Seron"
...maybe we should talk about that in private... 
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RMS
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posted October 26, 2001 12:01 AM |
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Whoa! We're talking about the HoMM heroes here, right?? ...heh, if you want my opinion, I'de say that for the most of them, the more clothes the better
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CraigHack
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posted October 26, 2001 01:20 AM |
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Yuup!
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Whoa! We're talking about the HoMM heroes here, right?? ...heh, if you want my opinion, I'de say that for the most of them, the more clothes the better
Ordinarily, I wouldnt mind seeing most any female sans clothing. But I have to agree with RMS on this one. Most of the Heroes lasses are not at all pretty and some of them are rilly scary!
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wiggy_wam
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posted October 26, 2001 04:20 AM |
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the females I'd ask out on a moments notice :)
here are my favorites (in looks) who aren't Jenova:
Shiva
Fiona (I think they're sisters, both circus animal trainers)
Rissa (I have a thing for brunettes)
Josephine
Gem
Adelaide
Caitlin
Ciele (conflux)
Adrienne (the fire witch)
and of course, our lovely queen (Catherine).
Tough choice for me, especially because I only know the head-shots for most of these... I think my vote's with Josephine
if I were undead, I'd go for Septienna.
if I were a demon, Octavia.
a genie, Aine.
a gnoll, Merist.
a lizard, Wystan.
a troglodye, wait ... I can't see!
an Ogre, ughhhhhhhh! no thanks!
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Dark_Hunter7
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posted October 26, 2001 05:00 AM |
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heheh yah Jenova, elven chicks were always known for their tight ******... heheh lol ahhaha anyways on others id go catherine
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rogue
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posted October 26, 2001 06:19 AM |
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...is Adrienne your exception?
That would have been my guess... she's a nice lookin' witch!
Speaking of their appearances... notice how most of their armor and clothing is skin-tight? Especially in the Armageddon's Blade cover art? I think it shows a lack of experience or time on the part of their 3D animators. You see, modeling a naked human is the easiest way to do it. It looks like what they did for the most part is model naked humans and then add different colored textures (instead of skin-colored) to them to make it look like clothing, armor, etc, but for the most part, their outfits don't extend from their bodies except in a few areas. It is much more difficult to render realistic looking clothing that fits over a body.
Not that anyone is likely to care, but it's something I noticed about the graphics.
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