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bixie
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Legendary Hero
my common sense is tingling!
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posted November 25, 2007 10:15 AM |
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some brutal reviews
this guy i found on the web, Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw, is a brutal reviewer. its only really twice when he has ever given any game a good review. have a look for yourself...
here
he rips halo to pieces.
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Love, Laugh, Learn, Live.
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baklava
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Mostly harmless
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posted November 25, 2007 02:28 PM |
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He isn't brutal...
He's a... genius.
He's as close to being my idol as someone can get.
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"Let me tell you what the blues
is. When you ain't got no
money,
you got the blues."
Howlin Wolf
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wog_edn
Promising
The Nothingness
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posted November 25, 2007 02:31 PM |
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Edited by wog_edn at 14:31, 25 Nov 2007.
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Quote: He's as close to being my idol as someone can get.
Which means he is a brutal and mad genius...
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Daystar
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Legendary Hero
Back from the Dead
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posted November 25, 2007 05:38 PM |
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I would like it so much more without the swearing. His review of Phantom Hourglass made me angry.
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How exactly is luck a skill?
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TitaniumAlloy
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Legendary Hero
Professional
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posted November 26, 2007 12:24 AM |
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He is smart, in that he says exactly what people want to hear
Until they get to a game they like
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John says to live above hell.
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted November 26, 2007 07:47 AM |
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Quote:
He isn't brutal...
He's a... genius.
He's as close to being my idol as someone can get.
Not only is he a genius but he needs his own TV show.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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TitaniumAlloy
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Legendary Hero
Professional
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posted February 17, 2008 03:57 AM |
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at first I thought it was a bit boring having only reviewed one or two games I'd even heard of...
He then went and reviewed every single new game I've got and they're all hilarious
COD4
Mass Effect
Guitar Hero III
Assassins Creed
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John says to live above hell.
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JoonasTo
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted February 18, 2008 10:35 AM |
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This guy is hilarious!
How can one not laugh at these?
How come the lifts in Mass Effect dind't get in?
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TitaniumAlloy
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Legendary Hero
Professional
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posted February 18, 2008 11:05 AM |
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Yes or the "convenient" hay stacks in Assassins creed at the bottom of every single high drop...
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John says to live above hell.
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frostwolf
Famous Hero
livin' in a bottle of vodka
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posted February 18, 2008 01:29 PM |
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God, I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard. Pure genius.
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What can you expect from a world where everybody lives because they're too afraid to commit suicide?
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Daystar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Back from the Dead
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posted February 18, 2008 04:46 PM |
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Check the version for "The Witcher"
I wonder what he'd do with Heroes V.
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How exactly is luck a skill?
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted February 18, 2008 06:04 PM |
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I don't Funny reviews
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Spectrum
Famous Hero
Plan B
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posted February 18, 2008 07:23 PM |
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Edited by Spectrum at 19:34, 18 Feb 2008.
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That guy is brilliant! Not only does he say things that combine clever and dead funny, but the animations... Thank you Bixie, I've just laughed enough for the next two years.
And besides, any man who can say "wanker's cramp" and "cock-slapping Mona Lisa" while reviewing Guitar Hero 3 deserves all the appreciation he can get.
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Aculias is like the male nipple of HC, TNT being the other one -Baklava
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Orfinn
Supreme Hero
Werewolf Duke
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posted February 18, 2008 11:04 PM |
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Edited by Orfinn at 00:35, 19 Feb 2008.
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Hilarious guy this I would otherwise be angry by bad reviews of Halo, but this guy do it so great and creative by using crazy animations, backstabbing comments which made me laugh my stomach off
Wonder what he will do to Dark Messiah Elements
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TitaniumAlloy
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Legendary Hero
Professional
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posted February 19, 2008 10:35 AM |
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The cutscene at the end of the Witcher review... I haven't laughed so hard in a while
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John says to live above hell.
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bixie
Promising
Legendary Hero
my common sense is tingling!
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posted February 19, 2008 10:57 AM |
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Quote: Hilarious guy this I would otherwise be angry by bad reviews of Halo, but this guy do it so great and creative by using crazy animations, backstabbing comments which made me laugh my stomach off
i have tried to emulate him at school for various presentations, and most of them have worked! Ben Croshaw has found the perfect presentational formula!
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Wonder what he will do to Dark Messiah Elements
I somewhat doubt it, he mainly does mainstream games.
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Love, Laugh, Learn, Live.
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TitaniumAlloy
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Legendary Hero
Professional
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posted February 20, 2008 11:12 AM |
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Quote:
i have tried to emulate him at school for various presentations
hey thats a good idea...
too bad I don't have any presentations to do anymore at school. or at least not ones that the fate of my career doesn't hang upon
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John says to live above hell.
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william
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted February 23, 2008 01:08 PM |
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Damn, he talks pretty fast. I can talk about that fast or a bit faster I dunno. I do it in class usually to confuse the teacher
But I like the reviews. For another guy who reviews games, go look up avgn on youtube, or the angry video game nerd.
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~Ticking away the moments that
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Orfinn
Supreme Hero
Werewolf Duke
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posted February 26, 2008 06:59 PM |
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Quote: I somewhat doubt it, he mainly does mainstream games.
Then I guess Gears Of War will be "lucky" to meet his kind words.
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isabelyes
Fierce Battlegriffin
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posted February 26, 2008 09:09 PM |
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but gow isn't "new" anymore.
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