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antipaladin
Promising
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posted January 14, 2008 10:31 PM |
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Hc wars
Centouries ago,when the mods have continued the war with the spammers
this is they're story.
Elvins mom's basment year is 8002.
 : sheesh its our last hiding place , i wonder if we manage to survive..
 :with val and kookie missing on a reckonuses mission to take over chaotica from the spammers we left ordera undefendebull.. Geny and hes forces will arive shortly,we must defend ourself,and preper,time is of the essence.
 : Chill..wiht my support i do hope val will have eaiser time capturing chatoika from anti and mytical..they are not to be temperd with.
: i have a solution,before the war anti spoke of the klingon bat'elth along with vlaad. vlaad became a stone statue becouse he touched it. if we can find it and remove the curse we will defeat lord darth Geny...
Door is being busted genny arives along side with Emilsn
geny : so you spoke my name? you shall recive endless tormants muhaha finally heros of the order,and the'yre allies. i have you undermy controll surrnder and i make you convict to spam and wont destory you.. the nemus will return to power!
: never!!1
 : emisln get them
 : Yes sir.
: hes mine ,Buahwahahakokomorkashmora ka pandoakoa!
Emilsn is transformed into a giant lamp
;...
: ...so hard to get good help this days..too bad he was promising kid.
alas this metters not,i shall use my spacile mustage power on you,pandora the most powerfull.
geny rips hes mustage apart and thoughs it on pandora
 : AHh!! getit off get it off!!! ahh..
Pandora faints
: Pandora ! no ..
as elvin aprpoched her the mustage jumped on him
 : heh i look like a smuggler.
 : huahaha
elvin fainted and the mustage returns
: just you and me now.
: there is something you have to know.. I'm YOU!and your a femle
: what nooooo!
pandora awakes for a second
: hah,lol,i knew it..YOU DAMMIT GADI IM REALLY PISSEDWITH YOU!
she faints again
Nemus: will the battle end? will elvins' mom's basment be surrnded to chaos spammers or will the order trimph,
sTay tuned!
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted January 14, 2008 10:37 PM |
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Haha awesome 
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GenieLord
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted January 14, 2008 10:45 PM |
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LOL! It's so funny! 
What about another chapter?
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antipaladin
Promising
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posted January 14, 2008 10:46 PM |
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im too tired to think,tomroow is chepter 2
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antipaladin
Promising
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posted January 16, 2008 01:48 PM |
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Critical point:
Nemus: A criticle point has been reached.
The spammers became too powerfull and too numerouse if left unchecked the intisified spamming will destory the very fabric of the forum sections.The elder mods created a sefty button,a giant qouting pyramid.
Like Moss to flame,they will be drawned to spamm!
Darth Geny and the klingon batl`th
And so it came to pass,that the Darth Geny bath in the rejuvanting spamm of a hunderd spammers was impoerd alive,to form the most powerfull shpmammer ever lived. Only the klingon batl'`th can help him,but Vlaad,who once tried to look it up,had disapeard along side with hes coolige,Zielevitz. Legends say that Zielevitz betryaed vlaad in the last moment and tried to seaze the klingon batl`th to himself,vlaad unlocked specile power of the klingon and sended Zielevitz to another denimison,but he couldnt remove the curse,that had lended on the klingon and was turned in statue for more then 4000 years.
Genielord and the Mods:
3000 years ago,at year 5008 Genielord was nominate by lord darth Geny to be hes luitent ,second in command,becouse of the fact he was most powerfull and that both ware originally from israel. he had also 5 other lituents.
Emilsn,Megamter,lord evil,homer and baklva.
ages past and they mutent being more or less what they ware,but still somewhat differnt..
it was not aloud to mutent before Geny. Genielord was blessed with the ability to change people into stuff.
Geny furise,saw this act as rudeness and treason, told emilsn and homer to cast him into the volacnic mountian.
But Genielord already signed the contract a day before with elvin and alcibades the zombie excuetnier,and was planning to turn Geny into a giant lamp,so elvin resuced him.
Alc and zombie excecuting.
No body really knows who is thi aicent mod from,or why does he hates zombies so much. but people actually quite fearfull.
Anti's lost for power:
Being the sexed crazied spammer,anti incaged a civil war within hte spammers circule,,eventually almost siged the spammer throne for himself,after excecuting Zan jeruslam,Geny most fearsome guard,by turning him into a zombie and send to alc's house.
But geny signed a piece treaty,and they became brothers.
kookas siding with val:
Val forsaw those silly mommblings that you and me call humor,and needed to counter it,he gave kooka a giant ball of Coockies in return as a position and power of a MOD.
Kooka being ever spammer rejected at first,but then was suppost to go undercover.
The mod powers of pandora and mightymorphin power mages read her mind and changed it ocirdingly.
she is lost for good  for the spammers.
Now the battle conitnus
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted January 16, 2008 02:09 PM |
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted January 16, 2008 03:45 PM |
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Not even close to the masterpost.
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Lord_Evil
Famous Hero
Evil lolcat
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posted January 16, 2008 04:52 PM |
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Quote:
he had also 5 other lituents.
I am no lituent and especially not to Geny.
Whats a lituent?
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antipaladin
Promising
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posted January 16, 2008 04:57 PM |
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why arent you home? 
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Lord_Evil
Famous Hero
Evil lolcat
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posted January 16, 2008 05:00 PM |
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What do you mean by that?
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Lord_Evil
Famous Hero
Evil lolcat
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posted January 18, 2008 02:19 PM |
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@Antipaladin: come on, do another chepter!
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antipaladin
Promising
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posted January 18, 2008 02:37 PM |
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i suffer from creatores blockade...lol give me some time.
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skullman
Famous Hero
banned
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posted January 18, 2008 03:12 PM |
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also can you try too put more members in the other chapter
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Lord_Evil
Famous Hero
Evil lolcat
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posted January 18, 2008 03:17 PM |
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i suffer from creatores blockade...lol give me some time.
But make it with pictures this time, like in the first post.
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isabelyes
Fierce Battlegriffin
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posted January 18, 2008 05:19 PM |
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yeah, pics'r funny!
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antipaladin
Promising
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posted January 19, 2008 01:01 AM |
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lol if so much wish of it... no problam..lol it seems that people like it.
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Wulfstan8182
Famous Hero
, eh?
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posted January 19, 2008 04:28 AM |
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lol i really like it anti! horoshaya rabota
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emilsn
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posted January 19, 2008 07:00 PM |
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Masterpost = Best.
And I loved me being turned in a lamp Silly and brilliant
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antipaladin
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posted September 03, 2008 02:35 PM |
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Im reviving this,for sake of mankind,and mykind. expect a countion soon.
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JoonasTo
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted September 03, 2008 02:44 PM |
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Great!
This was good one. Let's hope it gets better.
Maybe you could run it through a spellchecker this time.
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