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Milena
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in supreme disgrace
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posted November 22, 2001 05:21 PM |
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Kinky question of the day
Now, tell me, if you were given a choice, would you rather change your sex at your birth? I mean, take for example that now you're a guy. WOuld you prefer to have been born a girl? If yes, why?
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Nickman77
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from Poland.
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posted November 22, 2001 10:05 PM |
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I like my sex. (Boy)
Why??
I can`t think how women breed.
I won`t be able to do that.
But If U are guy U have to go to soldiery. (If U don`t learn) So I must learn. 
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hexa
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posted November 22, 2001 10:57 PM |
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I wouldn't want to change my sex for birth...
It would be nice however to expierience what it is to be of the other sex ... for lets say a month or so.... (just untill the 'red period' kicks in)
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Murphy
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banned
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posted November 22, 2001 11:33 PM |
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no thanks! I like being a guy! LOL! i would miss parts of me... 
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Frenzie
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off with the faeries
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posted November 22, 2001 11:43 PM |
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I wouldnt give up being a girl for anything, except maybe the ability to stand while peeing *grin*
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IceDragon
Adventuring Hero
endangered species
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posted November 23, 2001 12:34 AM |
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I think I'll second that, Frenzie...
...the guys have it real good. Lots of times they get paid more for the same work, they get promotions easier, they can do more jobs, they don't have to worry as much about their looks, it only takes them 10 minutes to get ready in the morning on a BAD day, and the upper body strength would be a BIG plus. And they can pee standing up. Plus, I'm not all that keen on the idea of having kids, so "motherhood" is not a plus for me on the female side.
Ask me again in 5 or 10 years.
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Frenzie
Adventuring Hero
off with the faeries
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posted November 23, 2001 04:57 AM |
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Well I dont know what country you're from, but that isnt really an issue where I live, in sydney.
I actually on an average have been paid more than my male counterparts because of the quality of my work, and ive been offered promotions beating the men at the same level as me.
I dont plan on hvaing children either, but as a woman thats for me to decided mwahahaha, men have to wait til their girl is ready before they can have kids, else find another one that is.
I myself dont spend much time getting ready and most of the time i find im waiting for men to get their snow together to leave, we are always waiting for my best friend's boyfriend to get himself together and out the door.
But thats just how it works in my life and some more reasons why i think being a girl rocks.
Besides, so many advantages and so many drinks and games of pool have been shouted for me for being a girl.
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Gimmickless
Promising
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Cannon Maker
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posted November 23, 2001 08:34 AM |
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A "liberal"guy's perspective.
Hell yeah, that would be cool. Problem being, I'd rather prefer to change my gender at will. People's faces would speak volumes when suddenly I contract and expand in different areas, if you know what I mean. *LOL* Plus, I've always wondered how it felt to be in relationships on the "other side"...physical included. I might experience the red tide once just to see how it felt...but beyond that, I probably wouldn't be interested.
Just another post to surprise you on who I really am. 
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
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paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted November 23, 2001 09:44 AM |
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happy with myself...
...being a guy is fun... you can be immature, hang out with friends, get to meet nice girls ..what more should you ask for? ...of course there are a few drawbacks... you have to go to the army (not me, but...) you are by tradition (fortunately, not always the case) the one responsible for the family...
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DonGio
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of Clear Water Mountain Clan
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posted November 23, 2001 01:45 PM |
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I actually on an average have been paid more than my male counterparts because of the quality of my work, and ive been offered promotions beating the men at the same level as me.
Ah, but you didn't pay attention. It was different pay for the *same* work, if your work was better (presuming you were paid by commission (if incorrectly translated: paid by quality/quantity of work, not work hours), of course you'd get better pay.
Advantages of being male:
*We can pee standing (as mentioned)
*Our private parts don't bleed once a month
*Our private parts don't tear apart while giving birth (which we don't have to do either)
*Since we don't have to give birth, we don't have to go around for nine months with morning sickness, back pains and all that. We can just attend La-Maz(correctly spelled?) classes and hold your hands in the moment of "revelation".
*We DO get more paid than women (statistically, according to surveys worldwide)
*We're stronger (and better in sports)
*We're allowed to use raunchy language, scratch ourselves and sleep around without being called respectively vulgar, even more vulgar, and snow. (Mind you, I'm not saying I agree with this, just stating how things are)
*We don't have to worry about being raped or killed (not as much as women, anyway)
*Our body ideal is healthier than the female (you know, well muscled and fit compared to starved, thin, no hips but large breasts)
*We get to sleep with girls! (This is the biggest advantage)
Disadvantages to being male:
*We have to enlist for the army (true for most, yet in some countries (like USA, if I'm correct) it's not obligatory, and in others (like Israel), all women have to serve their country too. Taking into consideration the fact that in WWII, for the first time, more civilians than soldiers died, it seems it's safer to be a soldier than a civilian nowadays.
*The Godawful chlamydia test.
*We have to buy you girls drinks (which we can do, given our higher salary)
*can't think of any more
(expecting a fiery reply on this one, Shae!)
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celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted November 23, 2001 02:01 PM |
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I am a guy. I dont think any guy, should *want* to be a girl. Everyone, should be satisfied the way they are.
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RMS
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posted November 23, 2001 04:05 PM |
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Usual Advantages of being male
- Your last name stays the same
- The garage is all yours
- Wedding plans take care of themselves
- Chocolate is just a another snack
- You can wear a white shirt to a water park
- You don't care if someone notices your new hair cut
- Hot wax never comes near you
- Same work-more pay
- Wrinkles add character
- If you retain water, its in a canteen
- People never glance at your chest when you're talking to - them
- A five day vacation requires only one suitcase
- You can open your own jars
- Three pairs of shoes is more than enough
- You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors
- You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife
- The same hair style lasts for years--maybe decades
- Christmas shopping accomplished for 25 relatives, on Dec. 24th in 45 minutes
- You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes
- You can quietly watch a game with your friend for hours without thinking "He must be mad at me"
- If you're 34 and single nobody notices
- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat
- Movie nudity is virtually always female
- Monday Night Football
- The bathroom lines are 80% shorter
- Dry cleaners and haircutter's don't rob you blind
- When clicking through the channels, you don't have to stall on every shot of someone crying
- A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex
- You don't have to lug a bag of useless stuff around everywhere you go
- You can go to the bathroom without a support group
- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
- You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes
- If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend
- Your underwear is $10 for a three pack
- The National College Cheer leading Championship
- You don't have to shave below your neck
- Everything on your face stays its original color
- Flowers fix everything
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Coldfyrius
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Vice-God for Marketing
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posted November 23, 2001 07:31 PM |
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Interesting subject, Milena. I would have to say "no" to your question, but perhaps a "trial" would be interesting.
And about the lower-pay-for-women thing:
The generally accepted figure is that working women earn about 75% of what working men earn. But, further research into the suject shows that about 80% of that gap is accounted for by the fact that men tend enter carreers offering higher pay. Within a particular field (such as engineering) the figure is not 75% but closer to 95%. A gap, yes, but not the huge one normally stated to exist.
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DonGio
Promising
Famous Hero
of Clear Water Mountain Clan
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posted November 23, 2001 07:35 PM |
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Quote:
Nice DonGio....but you'd better run for cover now...some of the girls are gonna skin you alive!@
I know! I'm running... can't find any decent cover... oh no!
RMS: Good, great! LOL
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matthy
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Famous Hero
banned
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posted November 24, 2001 12:15 AM |
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naah...being a women, wearing all those 50 layers of make-up etc...too much time too much care. my answer to the question is nope
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Milena
Responsible
Supreme Hero
in supreme disgrace
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posted November 24, 2001 02:50 PM |
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LoL
RMS, good points!
I bet it is like this but tell me, why is peeing while standing up such a big bonus? LoL. I like peeing while sitting. *winks*
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RMS
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Legendary Hero
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posted November 24, 2001 04:27 PM |
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...it doesn't take as long, and it's much more convenient...especially when you're out in the woods or something...
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Shae_Trielle
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Famous Hero
of Heroes
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posted November 25, 2001 10:48 AM |
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Okay.... I say this to the 'male advantage.'
If standing up while peeing is the only advantage of being male then I'll stick with sitting down....
Our private parts don't 'bleed' thank you very much. Just consider it a body flush...
I get paid more than any guy I know, so....
I am fitter than any guy I know too...
Anyone of you horny ratbags even think about raping me then we'll see just who get's killed... statistically speaking, I don't favour the perp...
My last name will always stay the same...
I don't care what kinda car you have, the garage ismine!
I have a million terms for guys who 'sleep around'. You just have to be a girl to have heard some of them....
Who said a girl can't scratch herself? Hmmm?
And...who said we can't sleep with girls too....
Being a guy stinks. Literally. You have to shave every single morning, your BO is off the scale five minutes after you're done in the shower, you have to protect those 'family jewels' from the odd knock, your hair falls out once you're all 30 (or less), you're all prone to fat blobby gut syndrome (beer belly), you lose your sexual drive after 30 (re: Viagra) while us women hit our stride, you guys can't think of more than one thing at a time, you'll never know the glory of carrying a life within you, you can't have sex with whoever you want because you guys have to try a hell of a lot harder to get laid, you all have to work TWICE as hard to get a fraction more pay, you can't touch somebodies butt at work and get away with it (we can), you die younger than we do, you get more sick more often than us girls do, you lose your voice at the age of 15, you all wear boring clothes (we get all the cool stuff), once you're married, then you gotta hand the paycheck over to us every week, the only people who will buy you drinks are gay men, and last but not least:
YOU'RE ALL BUTT UGLY!!!!!
LMAO!
*smile*
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celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted November 25, 2001 12:38 PM |
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um.. ouch?
Oka', if being a girl is so great.. well.. Dang shae, I dont know what to say now!
Shh sh SHOVINIZM!!
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Maniac
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
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posted November 25, 2001 01:29 PM |
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Edited By: Maniac on 25 Nov 2001
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Okay.... I say this to the 'male advantage.'
1.If standing up while peeing is the only advantage of being male then I'll stick with sitting down....
2.Our private parts don't 'bleed' thank you very much. Just consider it a body flush...
3.I get paid more than any guy I know, so....
4.I am fitter than any guy I know too...
5.Anyone of you horny ratbags even think about raping me then we'll see just who get's killed... statistically speaking, I don't favour the perp...
6.My last name will always stay the same...
7.I don't care what kinda car you have, the garage ismine!
8.I have a million terms for guys who 'sleep around'. You just have to be a girl to have heard some of them....
9.Who said a girl can't scratch herself? Hmmm?
10.And...who said we can't sleep with girls too....
11.Being a guy stinks. Literally. You have to shave every single morning, your BO is off the scale five minutes after you're done in the shower, you have to protect those 'family jewels' from the odd knock, your hair falls out once you're all 30 (or less), you're all prone to fat blobby gut syndrome (beer belly), you lose your sexual drive after 30 (re: Viagra) while us women hit our stride, you guys can't think of more than one thing at a time, you'll never know the glory of carrying a life within you, you can't have sex with whoever you want because you guys have to try a hell of a lot harder to get laid, you all have to work TWICE as hard to get a fraction more pay, you can't touch somebodies butt at work and get away with it (we can), you die younger than we do, you get more sick more often than us girls do, you lose your voice at the age of 15, you all wear boring clothes (we get all the cool stuff), once you're married, then you gotta hand the paycheck over to us every week, the only people who will buy you drinks are gay men, and last but not least:
11.YOU'RE ALL BUTT UGLY!!!!!
LMAO!
*smile*
1.well it's useful especcially in the morning camping in nature when the grass is wet
2.but they FLUSH
3.well it's YOU
4.wow etheir you're are fitness fanatic or you know only nerds
5.well I just thought so what?
6.YOUR! being egoistic again
7.and what you do there?mop the floor?
8.well guys don't care about that terms
9.she can it just looks bad(for men it doesn't 'cause they are barbarians from nature )
10.Well but we (guys) bad reactions because of that
11.you have to get makeups, decide what to wear, put your packets (I don't know the word in English)...Men get only sexier with age (well most of us)but women become fat,ugly (most of them).I won't loose the "drive" 'cause I hone my skills everyday
Women don't have logical thinking they only trust their intuition. I got laid with many girls and it wasn't hard.Well I won't know that glory but I won't know the pain to bringing the life to this world.We can if we have high positions such as directors.We die younger cause we enjoy life more.The voice normalizes.Women think that our clothes are boring and theirs are cool but we just don't care about that.IF I get married my wife will have to work for her own to get money.a gay won't buy me a drink cause I am how you said? "all butt ugly"
11.so what?I don't care as long as I can get laid with some girl ( and I can )
P.S.By the way if you didn't understand 'till now my answer is no 'cause being a guy rocks.I think it's natural that women think it's better being a woman and men thin it's better being man
P.S.S.Phew I guess that's all for now
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