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Dragon_Slayer
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posted July 28, 2008 03:56 PM |
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Objectúm-sexuality
I'm sure you have all heard of this. Woman marries Berlin wall, another woman marries the Eiffel tower. Heck i even read about a guy having sex with 1000 different cars. I just don't understand it.
I always thought one of the main reasons you get into a relationship was the emotional attachment you develop with the person. The fights, the laughter, going to the movies together, getting drunk. I don't know about you but bringing my kettle to the movies just doesn't have the same effect.
Just the other day, whilst researching this topic i stumbled across a forum dedicated to these people. There were thousands of members, each describing in detail the types of relationships they had with certain objects. They all claim to be animists in one form all another. This basically means you believe objects, such as a table, have feelings, emotions, a degree of intelligence. People claim to be able to communicate to objects telepathically. Whilst this theory seems a bit far fetched for me, i still cant work out where the sexual attraction comes from.
Hey, i love my car. I love my bike. I'd be pissed if someone broke my TV. But i don't feel the need to have a relationship with any of them. Do note that this form of sexual attraction to objects is different from girls using toys and such. There is usually some sort of emotional attachment.
I would like to hear peoples opinions on the matter because i just don't understand it. I'm not usually one to judge, but its just wrong. At least in the case of a gay relationship, your partner is alive. The scary thing is, there seem to be so many of these people out there. Soon your going to be labeled "not normal" if you don't love an object.
I wrote this letter to a teen magazine last week...
It's kind of embarrasing to be saying this but... I love girls. Women are amazing. I love to be with them. So I must have a problem. Can someone help me find the object of my dreams? I just want to be normal. Every one calls me a freak just because i like girls. I'm feeling alone. Everyone has a rake, a TV remote, or a concrete sleeper to love. All i have is my girlfriend, who plays with me, laughs with me, fights with me, jokes with me. It upsets me when i hear "Hey, last week i went to Vegas with my vacuum cleaner"
Please help me!
Ok ok, maybe i was just taking the piss with that last bit, but you get the point! I would appreciate any serious discussion on the topic.
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JoonasTo
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted July 28, 2008 04:02 PM |
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"Hey, last week i went to Vegas with my vacuum cleaner"
I think this is everything one needs to say about this subject.
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Galev
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Galiv :D
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posted July 28, 2008 04:52 PM |
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I like that letter. I would like to see any answer to it...
Well, please don't give up. There are still some very few pervert abominations out there how love girls. (psht!)
Anyway I personally am scared. Tables with emotions? Well, I can understand if someone speaks about the 'feelings' of plants as they are, well, at elast alive. But how on the earth can someone truly think objects can have thoughts? For millions, it is hard to imgaine how one can believe in an invisible God OK, but... ah...
So there's a microwave. It it is not even made from "organic" matter but plastic and metal. Bah... If you really would like to hear my opinion, it sounds terribly like an even more pervert way for idol-worship. Till now men needed the lifeless thing to remind about something alive, now it's not a need anymore.
If we think about it, a strong fetishism-like attitude was already 'working'. I mean an unnatural 'addiction' for cell-phones eg. OR, well just think about mascots and talismans. The longer I think about this, the more 'normal' this seems to be. At least it's not new. Only the subject(object? ) of it is new...
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TheDeath
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posted July 28, 2008 04:57 PM |
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I love my computer. Does that mean I am normal? 
Damn... 
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Keksimaton
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posted July 28, 2008 05:12 PM |
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I really find this creepy... If one day when I have a car and find some guy humping it at the parking lot I don't know what I would do . I would either go and shout at the man and ask WTF is he doing to my car or just run away really scared and hide under my bed.
One can't condemn them... At least I think... They propably were born that way. I used to think that my dad's old piece of c*** computer worked only when I was cheering for it in my head... Is that "normal"???
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MightyMage
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posted July 28, 2008 05:51 PM |
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I've found that no matter where I work there is always someone who's life sucks and the only way they feel better about their miserable life is by sharing it with everyone around them. At my current job this particular person is not only a downer to everyone around her but freakin weird too.
She claims that when she has a bad dream she keeps her kids home from school and she calls in to work for a day off.
I could come in today screaming that I won the lottery and she would kill the moment by adding that both of her grandfathers died...again...she's poor, her 14 year old daughter is pregnant, and her husband is in prison...again.
Recently she ran out of crap to complain about so she started sharing strange stories about her family. Namely her husbands brother who apparently can't get off unless he's making women have sex with animals or inanimate objects. I have no idea where he finds all the girls willing to do this but the last little tale this woman told us about was how the guy had his latest girlfriend make love to several random objects around the house. Now she's addicted to it and spends her days getting intimate with his PlayStation, blender, TV Remote and anything else she feels attracted to.
It just has me wondering.....why didn't I think of doing that when I was single? It would have saved me a lot of trouble (I might have needed a new toaster but that's besides the point).
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Aculias
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posted July 28, 2008 06:02 PM |
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Thats just our way of saying.
I LOVES YOU!!!
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Azagal
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posted July 28, 2008 06:08 PM |
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THIS is what it took you to get back posting Acu? My my...
@MM
LOOOOOOL that sounds like a fun person xD. Try telling her how miserable your life is watching over a bunch of geeks and not being able to hand out penaltys as you wish. Let's see how she tops that.
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mvassilev
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posted July 28, 2008 06:16 PM |
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I really don't see any problem with this, as long as they're not going around and raping other people's vaccum cleaners.
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"Hey, last week i went to Vegas with my vacuum cleaner"
That sucks.
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OmegaDestroyer
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Fox or Chicken?
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posted July 28, 2008 06:24 PM |
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MightyMage, is she kind of like Debbie Downer?
I wonder if people on YouTube will ever realize that most of us don't give a damn about watching their video remakes of sketches. I was looking for Debbie Downer. Not "idiot college student thinks it would be funny to lip-sync a Saturday Night Live skit."
EDIT: Whoops. Looks like I forgot to resize that image.
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Asheera
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posted July 28, 2008 06:28 PM |
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I have no idea where he finds all the girls willing to do this but the last little tale this woman told us about was how the guy had his latest girlfriend make love to several random objects around the house. Now she's addicted to it and spends her days getting intimate with his PlayStation, blender, TV Remote and anything else she feels attracted to.
Are you serious? That's just
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OmegaDestroyer
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posted July 28, 2008 06:32 PM |
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That's a bit too much information. Although it would be hilarious to divulge when a guest is flicking through the TV channels. 
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Lexxan
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posted July 28, 2008 06:35 PM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 18:36, 28 Jul 2008.
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Once a friend told me about an article she had read in a Girl's Magazine: It was about young women (15-20 yrs)who were... having pleasure with electric toothbrushes, trying to simulate... vibrating rubber idol (you know what I mean). Well, one of those young women, said that the electric tootbrush got stuck someplace (Don't make elaborate on this part) and when she tried to pull it out, the head remained stuck. She had to go to a gynaegologist to remove it...
<*stops before it all gets too eewy*>
Maybe off-topic, but this thread reminded me of this.
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xerox
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posted July 28, 2008 06:49 PM |
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Very fun thread. These people are obviously sick (okey those that put random things in the ass are not sick, its normal) and needs help
But I guess they should be able to do whatever they want if it makes them happy.
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mvassilev
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posted July 28, 2008 07:01 PM |
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I've heard that some guys use watermelons. They cut a hole in them and
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xerox
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posted July 28, 2008 07:23 PM |
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Lol I know people who do that
Some also use bottles and do stuff with them that I know (but these are 13-19 year old so I dont think its so strange).
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Moonlith
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posted July 28, 2008 07:29 PM |
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Edited by Moonlith at 19:33, 28 Jul 2008.
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The scary thing is, there seem to be so many of these people out there. Soon your going to be labeled "not normal" if you don't love an object.
That's where you turn paranoid and surreal.
Get a grip, they are not going to conquer the world or anything. Neither would they want to, they just want you to leave them the hell alone. And why wouldn't you? Why get involved with another's love life, regardless of how bizarre it is ?
Who the *** are YOU to claim it is "wrong" ? No offense, I would have expected more tolerance from people from Australia.
I've heard of sexual fetishes focussed on balloons, doorknobs and raincoats. Go crazy, it's all there. I'm tempted to think these people take their fetish to the extreme and go about believing there are even emotions involved.... Personally, I don't believe that, I think it's all just sexual, and the emotional involvement is fake. But, that's just me, and who am I to judge? If marrying the Eifeltower makes someone happy, good luck to her.
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OmegaDestroyer
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Fox or Chicken?
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posted July 28, 2008 07:30 PM |
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Yeah, ok. I guess now would be a good time to ask for this thread to be closed...
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violent_flower
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Almost there.
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posted July 28, 2008 08:31 PM |
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Hey now I love my toy... I talk to it and tell it what a good job it does..Then I pet it and squeeze it till it tells me to stop because I have now hurt his feelings...
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Moonlith
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posted July 28, 2008 08:54 PM |
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Why do you mock people who are different from you when you wouldn't want other people to mock you for what you do, either? Because you are normal?
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