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zamfir
Promising
Supreme Hero
Allez allez allez
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posted August 19, 2008 06:04 PM |
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Walking in a Dirty Forest
When looking up, I see the trees, the green, a cloud.
If I look down, I see the garbage, the dirt, a lost English pound,
I love the Nature, I respect it and for this I'm proud,
But I'm afraid I prefer to look more to the ground.
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5 Times TV
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kookastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted December 01, 2008 07:54 AM |
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Rain falling on coleslaw
Cracked lips stung by salt
Malten rock envouring tourist sandles
A hurricane invades wet dreams
A sandstorm stuck to fairy bread
Blizzard blinding lovers
Full moon extinguished by charcoal clouds
Crocodiles at the beach
Weapons of mass destruction
Bombs errupt because of this phrase
jealousy, envy, fear, arrogance
beaten wives and neglected child
teasing taunting, theft and litter
slaughter, slavery, and something bigger
knives slicing flesh in the name of vanity
a bratz doll for a laughing girl
human nature is the most dangerous of all
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uhuh
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted December 01, 2008 07:55 AM |
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I can dig it. *snap, snap*
Dinner Time
My dog stares at his empty bowl.
He demands cat food.
No I say.
-Fin.
Wait, there are themes?
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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friendofgunnar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
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posted December 01, 2008 09:49 AM |
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I'd forgotten about this thread.
Here's my poem on the topic of Nature. It's called "Honey"
honey on the ribs
honey on the calves
honey on the neck
honey on knees
I lie in the middle of the forest
and shiver
not because it's cold.
but because I wait
for Golda's tongue
I don't need to tot up the scores to know that the winner of the bad poetry contest is....
Trogdor!!
First prize in the contest is not having your name mis-spelled for exactly one year. Woohoo!
Thankyou for your entries everybody. Feel free to bequeath some more of your bad poems on this thread as you see fit.
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted December 01, 2008 09:53 AM |
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Snubbed again. 
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted December 04, 2008 10:59 AM |
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And now, another poem.
If I don't like corporations, does that make me white?
If I don't like the environment, does that make me black?
If I don't like taking the last piece of food, does that make me Asian?
If I don't like to lose eye contact, does that make me Indian
If I don't like long pants, does that make me gay?
If I don't like purses, does that make me a lesbian?
If I don't like Patrick Swayze, does that make me God?
If I don't like waiting in queues, does that make me mortal?
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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kookastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted September 08, 2009 11:53 AM |
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OK it's been a while so I'll call the next topic:
global warming
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uhuh
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted September 08, 2009 11:57 AM |
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Global Warming is cool
Lets heat this place up man
We are on FIRE, and the night is young
Smog, smoke, its all good cat
Then when we are done, lets burn it all down
Peace.
((The views above do not neccessarily reflect the authors view, or any sane persons view))
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Message received.
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