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posted August 21, 2008 03:26 PM |
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Edited by angelito at 15:32, 21 Aug 2008.
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16 comments of poon
This is funny
I. Never say ‘I Love You’ first
Women want to feel like they have to overcome obstacles to win a man’s heart. They crave the challenge of capturing the interest of a man who has other women competing for his attention, and eventually prevailing over his grudging reluctance to award his committed exclusivity. The man who gives his emotional world away too easily robs women of the satisfaction of earning his love. Though you may be in love with her, don’t say it before she has said it. Show compassionate restraint for her need to struggle toward yin fulfillment. Inspire her to take the leap for you, and she’ll return the favor a thousandfold.
II. Make her jealous
Flirt with other women in front of her. Do not dissuade other women from flirting with you. Women will never admit this but jealousy excites them. The thought of you turning on another woman will arouse her sexually. No girl wants a man that no other woman wants. The partner who harnesses the gale storm of jealousy controls the direction of the relationship.
III. You shall make your mission, not your woman, your priority
Forget all those romantic cliches of the leading man proclaiming his undying love for the woman who completes him. Despite whatever protestations to the contrary, women do not want to be “The One” or the center of a man’s existence. They in fact want to subordinate themselves to a worthy man’s life purpose, to help him achieve that purpose with their feminine support, and to follow the path he lays out. You must respect a woman’s integrity and not lie to her that she is “your everything”. She is not your everything, and if she is, she will soon not be anymore.
IV. Don’t play by her rules
If you allow a woman to make the rules she will resent you with a seething contempt even a rapist cannot inspire. The strongest woman and the most strident feminist wants to be led by, and to submit to, a more powerful man. Polarity is the core of a healthy loving relationship. She does not want the prerogative to walk all over you with her capricious demands and mercurial moods. Her emotions are a hurricane, her soul a saboteur. Think of yourself as a bulwark against her tempest. When she grasps for a pillar to steady herself against the whipping winds or yearns for an authority figure to foil her worst instincts, it is you who has to be there… strong, solid, unshakeable and immovable.
V. Adhere to the golden ratio
Give your woman 2/3 of everything she gives you. For every three calls or texts, give her two back. Three declarations of love earn two in return. Three gifts; two nights out. Give her two displays of affection and stop until she has answered with three more. When she speaks, you reply with fewer words. When she emotes, you emote less. The idea behind the golden ratio is twofold — it establishes your greater value by making her chase you, and it demonstrates that you have the self-restraint to avoid getting swept up in her personal dramas. Refraining from reciprocating everything she does for you in equal measure instills in her the proper attitude of belief in your higher status. In her deepest loins it is what she truly wants.
VI. Keep her guessing
True to their inscrutable natures, women ask questions they don’t really want direct answers to. Woe be the man who plays it straight — his fate is the suffering of the beta. Evade, tease, obfuscate. She thrives when she has to imagine what you’re thinking about her, and withers when she knows exactly how you feel. A woman may want financial and family security, but she does not want passion security. In the same manner, when she has displeased you, punish swiftly, but when she has done you right, reward slowly. Reward her good behavior intermittently and unpredictably and she will never tire of working hard to please you.
VII. Always keep two in the kitty
Never allow yourself to be a “kept man”. A man with options is a man without need. It builds confidence and encourages boldness with women if there is another woman, a safety net, to catch you in case you slip and risk a breakup, divorce, or a lost prospect, leading to loneliness and a grinding dry spell. A woman knows once she has slept with a man she has abdicated a measure of her power; when she has fallen in love with him she has surrendered nearly all of it. But love is ephemeral and with time she may rediscover her power and threaten to leave you. It is her final trump card. Withdrawing all her love and all her body in an instant will rend your soul if you are faced with contemplating the empty abyss alone. Knowing there is another you can turn to for affection will fortify your will and satisfy your manhood.
VIII. Say you’re sorry only when absolutely necessary
Do not say you’re sorry for every wrong thing you do. It is a posture of submission that no man should reflexively adopt, no matter how alpha he is. Apologizing increases the demand for more apologies. She will come to expect your contrition, like a cat expects its meal at a set time each day. And then your value will lower in her eyes. Instead, if you have done something wrong, you should acknowledge your guilt in a glancing way without resorting to the actual words “I’m sorry.” Pull the Bill Clinton maneuver and say “Mistakes were made” or tell her you “feel bad” about what you did. You are granted two freebie “I’m sorry”s for the life of your relationship; use them wisely.
IX. Connect with her emotions
Set yourself apart from other men and connect with a woman’s emotional landscape. Her mind is an alien world that requires deft navigation to reach your rendevous. Frolic in the surf of emotions rather than the arid desert of logic. Be playful. Employ all your senses. Describe in lush detail scenarios to set her heart afire. Give your feelings freedom to roam. ROAM. Yes, that is a good word. You’re not on a linear path with her. You are ROAMING all over, taking her on an adventure. In this world, there is no need to finish thoughts or draw conclusions. There is only need to EXPERIENCE. You’re grabbing her hand and running with her down an infinite, labyrinthine alleyway with no end, laughing and letting your fingers glide on the cobblestone walls along the way.
X. Ignore her beauty
The man who trains his mind to subdue the reward centers of his brain when reflecting upon a beautiful female face will magically transform his interactions with women. His apprehension and self-consciousness will melt away, paving the path for more honest and self-possessed interactions with the objects of his desire. This is one reason why the greatest lotharios drown in more love than they can handle — through positive experiences with so many beautiful women they lose their awe of beauty and, in turn, their powerlessness under its spell. It will help you acquire the right frame of mind to stop using the words hot, cute, gorgeous, or beautiful to describe girls who turn you on. Instead, say to yourself “she’s interesting” or “she might be worth getting to know”. Never compliment a girl on her looks, especially not a girl you aren’t snowing. Turn off that part of your brain that wants to put them on pedestals. Further advanced training to reach this state of unawed Zen transcendence is to sleep with many MANY attractive women (try to avoid sleeping with a lot of ugly women if you don’t want to regress). Soon, a Jedi lover you will be.
XI. Be irrationally self-confident
No matter what your station in life, stride through the world without apology or excuse. It does not matter if objectively you are not the best man a woman can get; what matters is that you think and act like you are. Women have a dog’s instinct for uncovering weakness in men; don’t make it easy for them. Self-confidence, warranted or not, triggers submissive emotional responses in women. Irrational self-confidence will get you more pussy than rational defeatism.
XII. Maximize your strengths, minimize your weaknesses
In the betterment of ourselves as men we attract women into our orbit. To accomplish this gravitational pull as painlessly and efficiently as possible, you must identify your natural talents and shortcomings and parcel your efforts accordingly. If you are a gifted jokester, don’t waste time and energy trying to raise your status in philosophical debate. If you write well but dance poorly, don’t kill yourself trying to expand your manly influence on the dancefloor. Your goal should be to attract women effortlessly, so play to your strengths no matter what they are; there is a groupie for every male endeavor. Except World of Warcraft.
XIII. Err on the side of too much boldness, rather than too little
Touching a woman inappropriately on the first date will get you further with her than not touching her at all. Don’t let a woman’s faux indignation at your boldness sway you; they secretly love it when a man aggressively pursues what he wants and makes his sexual intentions known. You don’t have to be an snow, but if you have no choice, being an inconsiderate snow beats being a polite beta, every time.
XIV. **** her good
**** her like it’s your last ****. And hers. **** her so good, so hard, so wantonly, so profligately that she is left a quivering, sparking mass of shaking flesh and sex fluids. Drain her of everything, then drain her some more. Kiss her all over, make love to her all night, and hold her close in the morning. Own her body, own her gratitude, own her love. If you don’t know how, learn to give her squirting orgasms.
XV. Maintain your state control
You are an oak tree. You will not be manipulated by crying, yelling, lying, head games, sexual withdrawal, jealousy ploys, pity plays, snow tests, hot/cold/hot/cold, disappearing acts, or guilt trips. She will rain and thunder all around you and you will shelter her until her storm passes. She will not drag you into her chaos or uproot you. When you have mastery over yourself, you will have mastery over her.
XVI. Never be afraid to lose her
You must not fear. Fear is the love-killer. Fear is the ego-triumph that brings abject loneliness. You will face your fear. You will permit it to pass over and through you. And when your ego-fear is gone you will turn and face your lover, and only your heart will remain. You will walk away from her when she has violated your integrity, and you will let her walk when her heart is closed to you. She who can destroy you, controls you. Don’t give her that power over yourself. Love yourself before you love her.
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http://roissy.wordpress.com/2008/07/08/the-sixteen-commandments-of-poon/
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angelito
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posted August 21, 2008 03:33 PM |
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Please don't forget to censor the "special" words next time you copy paste something here. Thanks.
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antipaladin
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posted August 21, 2008 03:43 PM |
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yeah sorry about that ang,i didnt get to read all of it,before posting it.
edit:http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/07/18/AR2008071802749.html?nav=rss_health
guess there never heard of me (having realtinship with 20years older efmale).
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Doomforge
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posted August 21, 2008 08:18 PM |
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TheDeath
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posted August 21, 2008 08:29 PM |
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Most advice there is not what I would call "true". It just over-generalizes the women. Seriously I found out that being "nice" and independent actually makes some women obsessed with you, to my surprise 
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posted August 21, 2008 08:43 PM |
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Act weak in front of a woman and she will never think good of you. It's, uhh, subconscious. The rest is situational, but as far as I can say, the "macho" guys have the easiest way.
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TheDeath
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posted August 21, 2008 08:45 PM |
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Act weak in front of a woman and she will never think good of you.
Define "weak" 
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The rest is situational, but as far as I can say, the "macho" guys have the easiest way.
You and I are talking about different kind of women. 
I am talking about "nice" women, not the "OMG let's have sex" attitude 
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posted August 21, 2008 08:48 PM |
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I won't define anything, I'm not mvass ready for another quote war. Go open a dictionary and check yourself, you SIRIOUS man!
Nice women just LOVE macho guys.. my and my friends' experience (also female friends which tend to tell you what they really like) unfortunately confirms it in 90%. There are always exceptions, but it's always better to look at the majority, at least in such cases 
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TheDeath
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posted August 21, 2008 08:51 PM |
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No seriously, I don't know what you mean by "act weak" in front of a woman. Is it that you have nothing else to live for apart from her? Seriously, I'm not provoking you, it was just a really confused guy asking
Also, "macho" guys only "show off" with women. I mean nice women. It's not like they truly love each other. Heck, it's why we have so many "my boyfriend left me" or vice-versa these days. Girls are secretly admiring quiet guys. From my experience.
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posted August 21, 2008 08:58 PM |
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No seriously, I don't know what you mean by "act weak" in front of a woman. Is it that you have nothing else to live for apart from her? Seriously, I'm not provoking you, it was just a really confused guy asking
it's common knowledge, go check urban dictionary, I'm not in a mood for explaining 
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Also, "macho" guys only "show off" with women. I mean nice women. It's not like they truly love each other. Heck, it's why we have so many "my boyfriend left me" or vice-versa these days. Girls are secretly admiring quiet guys. From my experience.
What's that place, Spira?
Take me to your world man! I hate it here
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TheDeath
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posted August 21, 2008 09:03 PM |
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it's common knowledge, go check urban dictionary, I'm not in a mood for explaining
Mostly when guys say "act weak" they mean "non-independent" guy -- that is, someone who has no purpose to live than to please the woman. That's the only definition I know of, and of course I agree it's "weak".
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What's that place, Spira?
Take me to your world man! I hate it here
Seriously I don't know how Poland is, but I'm trying to be serious here. Remember, what someone "shows off" is not necessarily what they mean.
Most "machos" are not even responsible to handle a lasting "love", despite how "awesome" they show off for a sec. They only attract prostitutes
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angelito
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posted August 21, 2008 09:11 PM |
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Follow those advices....and stay alone forever..
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Doomforge
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posted August 21, 2008 09:19 PM |
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Oh well, I'm alone anyway
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Celfious
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posted August 21, 2008 09:23 PM |
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This thread would embarrass me infront of the ladies 
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TheDeath
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posted August 21, 2008 09:25 PM |
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You know, I'm talking about true "women", the 'lady-like' and sensitive ones. Not those after sex. They need a sensitive guy, not a "macho" that shows off with 100 different women and then breaks up in a sec.
Ever wondered why he breaks up so much?
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Doomforge
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posted August 21, 2008 09:31 PM |
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You read too much romantic novels?
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TheDeath
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posted August 21, 2008 09:38 PM |
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Hmm not quite. I don't have that much time to read ( ) and romance is not amongst my favorite subjects.
I guess you're talking about teenagers, I'm talking about grown-ups so to speak. I'm not saying there aren't women like you describe, but not the whole population and most certainly not the majority. Most "serious" women (not prostitutes) are not interested in the "macho" type of guys. Sure you can call them "fans" but when it comes down to relationship it doesn't hold.
I mean, sensitive women need to express their feelings and problems to a person that treats them with respect and understands them, not someone who doesn't care and just trashes them after they found a new one. That's not love, that's prostitution.
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Doomforge
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posted August 21, 2008 09:48 PM |
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well, here where I live, girls are often attracted to "bad boys", you know. It may be situational, those things vary around the world..
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posted August 21, 2008 09:50 PM |
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From what I've seen, Doomforge is describing things as they mostly are, and TheDeath is talking about how they should be (and are, for a minority).
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TheDeath
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posted August 21, 2008 09:54 PM |
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Edited by TheDeath at 21:56, 21 Aug 2008.
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I know, do you think "bad girls" don't exist?
What I said is that they're not the majority. Heck, if emos take over, then girls will only love emo guys
but of course, even if they are 'attracted' to "bad boys" it doesn't mean they love them or they will have a lasting relationship. Of course, it is also a good idea to not be "weak" (that is, my definition, dependent on them). You have to show that you are capable of living without them. And also treat them nice -- as long as they treat you nice of course.
But honestly I don't know how it is in Poland so I realize I may be off the point. I think that you see all girls that way because only those type of girls or boys "show off". It's like in media: in the news you only see tragedies and stuff "worth" to watch, but that doesn't mean people with less attention don't exist -- heck they are usually more than you think, and constitute the majority
The problem is that usually, the women I'm talking about are shy as well. That's why they usually are not "in the center of attention". Especially those sensitive ones. 
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From what I've seen, Doomforge is describing things as they mostly are, and TheDeath is talking about how they should be (and are, for a minority).
Hmm like I said, I think you're only talking about teenagers and prostitutes or "gang girls", no pun intended.
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